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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

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What is funny is that Lidl has a fetish for lumberjacks. I can guarantee that a normal lumberjack would, without a second thought, spilt Lidl's skull with an axe the moment she opened her mouth. Working in lumber is a blue collar job and many people that work in such jobs tend to lean more to a conservative view point and not really see something like feminism in a positive light. Also, she kind of doxed herself in that I don't think there is a really serious lumber industry in Belgium but there is in Canada which is where I long suspected is where Lidl is actually from.
 
there is in Canada which is where I long suspected is where Lidl is actually from.
If you're thinking that Lidl is Anna Slatz she seems weirdly opposed to the idea of that plastic surgery addicted prosti coming on MATI to talk to Joshua
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Is this because Lidl is Anna or because Lidl is jealous/dislikes her for getting her tits out on /pol/?
 
If you're thinking that Lidl is Anna Slatz she seems weirdly opposed to the idea of that plastic surgery addicted prosti coming on MATI to talk to Joshua
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Is this because Lidl is Anna or because Lidl is jealous/dislikes her for getting her tits out on /pol/?
Lidl is definitely not Anna slatz. Slatz is a journo with a job and probably knows what a barbell is since she had a weight loss journey. Lidl is a fat terminally online retard who would have no time to run a successful TERF website/journalism outlet.

She hates Anna because Anna isn't fat, has a job and is successful. Her job is to be a TERF but Lidl does it for free.
 
I don't think she is Ana but Lidl never talks about her supposed home country at all. She also never once showed that she knows the Belgian language. You think a cunt like her would be more then happy to humble brag about being able to speak more than one language. However, she is really obsessed with North American politics and feminism. Especially from Canada which lead me to believe that she is actually from Canada instead of Belgium. her fetish for lumberjacks helps cement that belief.
 
Lidl is definitely not Anna slatz. Slatz is a journo with a job and probably knows what a barbell is since she had a weight loss journey. Lidl is a fat terminally online retard who would have no time to run a successful TERF website/journalism outlet.

She hates Anna because Anna isn't fat, has a job and is successful. Her job is to be a TERF but Lidl does it for free.
Boy, Lidl isn't going to be happy with you disrespecting the queen the way you did Jambled. You really think that you can play both sides against the middle huh?
 
the lidl account is projecting again:
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Sorry josh but balding doesnt have any effect of fertility. you know what does tho:
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his dick isnt broken because he got circumcised.
its because hes been so fat since childhood and has zero testosterone.
im sure his hair looks great tho, he'll make a man very happy someday with his long illustrious tressss
A fat retard who spends most of their day on a dying forum really has no room to talk about anyone's appearance. Didl Dyke is a textbook case of projection. She's obsessed with appearance and is incredibly shallow yet she hates on the men she assumes do the same thing as her.

I also want to remind everyone that this is a """woman"'"" who simps for a man that has some of the softest most childish features I have seen on a man. A man who's testosterone is so low he only has the ability to grow a patchy pube beard, his voice sounds like his balls never dropped and he has the musculature of pudding.
 
What is funny is that Lidl has a fetish for lumberjacks. I can guarantee that a normal lumberjack would, without a second thought, spilt Lidl's skull with an axe the moment she opened her mouth. Working in lumber is a blue collar job and many people that work in such jobs tend to lean more to a conservative view point and not really see something like feminism in a positive light. Also, she kind of doxed herself in that I don't think there is a really serious lumber industry in Belgium but there is in Canada which is where I long suspected is where Lidl is actually from.
Where did you see that she has a fetish for lumberjacks?
I don't think she is Ana but Lidl never talks about her supposed home country at all. She also never once showed that she knows the Belgian language. You think a cunt like her would be more then happy to humble brag about being able to speak more than one language. However, she is really obsessed with North American politics and feminism. Especially from Canada which lead me to believe that she is actually from Canada instead of Belgium. her fetish for lumberjacks helps cement that belief.
It's a little far-fetched I mean there's lumberjacks, in various parts of the world though I do find it odd that she doesn't have a lot European qualities.
 
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Where did you see that she has a fetish for lumberjacks?

It's a little far-fetched I mean there's lumberjacks, in various parts of the world though I do find it odd that she doesn't have a lot European qualities.
She had a new avatar commissioned a while back that was her as a lumberjack. She has talked about how she finds the woodsmen/lumberjack aesthetic to be sexy. It is funny how this bitch is a walking stereotype of what MGTOW thinks a feminist is. Believes all men to be violent rapists, that women who like men are gender traitors, demands that men gentle and soften themselves, wants all the power that comes with being a man but none of the responsibility, says that the only good man is a male feminist but is only sexually attracted to rugged, manly, conservative men. I can see now why some people think she is either Null or a catfish. She reads like a stereotype.
 
She had a new avatar commissioned a while back that was her as a lumberjack. She has talked about how she finds the woodsmen/lumberjack aesthetic to be sexy. It is funny how this bitch is a walking stereotype of what MGTOW thinks a feminist is. Believes all men to be violent rapists, that women who like men are gender traitors, demands that men gentle and soften themselves, wants all the power that comes with being a man but none of the responsibility, says that the only good man is a male feminist but is only sexually attracted to rugged, manly, conservative men. I can see now why some people think she is either Null or a catfish. She reads like a stereotype.
It might have been the theme of whatever book she was gooning to at current the moment.

Also this is post is interesting as woman tend to be attracted to men similar to their fathers
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It might have been the theme of whatever book she was gooning to at current the moment.

Also this is post is interesting as woman tend to be attracted to men similar to their fathers
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'men need to be offline, productive and build me a cabin' complains the terminally online fatty shut-in that still lives at home with her dad and cant drive. she doesnt work and confirmed shes a millennial before.
she needs to stop reading Twilight and thinking shes going to get swept off her feet by an immortal virgin prince.
her best offers are coming the welfare line in McAllen, TX.
 
'men need to be offline, productive and build me a cabin' complains the terminally online fatty shut-in that still lives at home with her dad and cant drive. she doesnt work and confirmed shes a millennial before.
she needs to stop reading Twilight and thinking shes going to get swept off her feet by an immortal virgin prince.
her best offers are coming the welfare line in McAllen, TX.
After reading her idealized fantasy and then trying to reconcile Josh being her Prince Charming, my brain almost broke, as Josh is the complete opposite of all of it. I refuse to believe this isn't just her gooning and coping.
 
'men need to be offline, productive and build me a cabin' complains the terminally online fatty shut-in that still lives at home with her dad and cant drive. she doesnt work and confirmed shes a millennial before.
she needs to stop reading Twilight and thinking shes going to get swept off her feet by an immortal virgin prince.
her best offers are coming the welfare line in McAllen, TX.
Source for any of this? She posted several times about going to University and said in chat she doesn't drive cause she lives in a large city with public transport (makes sense for Europe).

All her posts are bait made to upset the male reader as much as possible, that's why it's mostly nonsensical in the great scheme of things. You seriously need to stop falling for the bait every time.
 
Source for any of this? She posted several times about going to University and said in chat she doesn't drive cause she lives in a large city.

All her posts are bait made to upset the male reader as much as possible, that's why it's mostly nonsensical in the great scheme of things. You seriously need to stop falling for the bait every time.
Her beloved boyfriend is currently ripping his own coochie up over a big dick lawyer in some American state I am unfamiliar with. Do you think that implies their relationship could be on the rocks?
 
Source for any of this? She posted several times about going to University and said in chat she doesn't drive cause she lives in a large city with public transport (makes sense for Europe).
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Lmao nigger where is your source for any of your claims?

FYI I got the rundown on the lidl situation from your mom while she was licking my balls clean.
you calling you momma a liar, boy?
All her posts are bait made to upset the male reader as much as possible, that's why it's mostly nonsensical in the great scheme of things. You seriously need to stop falling for the bait every time.
GonorrheaDrip isn't going to fuck you bro.
No one here is falling for bait, we're having fun mocking hysterical fat bitches on the Kiwifarms who take internet shit seriously.
This isn't a news site fagchops, if you want to srs bsns go read the news.
 
Dis hoe be mad lmao
I made a post in Kiwifarms General 2.0 pointing out how Null is fat an inconsistent fag:
https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/kf-general-2-0.2568/page-222#post-128260

As suspected, ChlamydiaDrip (Null) can't ban any precious members of the scissorfest for breaking his rules so he must softly and gently reprimand them and blame those dastardly evil moids instead. Its their fault the women broke the rules!
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'I am very unhappy' then leave? Sounds like an abusive relationship hun. Pack your bags and go!

'The moderators who deliberately ignore reports'
uh oh Useful_Mistake's balls are on the chopping block. Countdown to 'please pack up your broom and go'. his janny privileges are about to be revoked.
 
uh oh Useful_Mistake's balls are on the chopping block. Countdown to 'please pack up your broom and go'. his janny privileges are about to be revoked
Wishful thinking.
then leave? Sounds like an abusive relationship hun. Pack your bags and go!
Naw, that wouldn't accomplish anything. This deep into the game if she left there'd be a power vacuum and one of the other broads would step up to bootleg Slatztism post.
Lidl Drip is ultimately a concept 🤪
 
Fatta coming in with a solution.
A final solution to the Male Question:
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Her English is near incomprehensible so I ran the above through a translator:

Today I will once more be a prophet.
If moids in and outside of the Kiwifams should succeed in upsetting our lesbian hogfarm scissorfest, then the result will not be the Moid-ification of the earth, and thus the victory of the Moids, but the largest chimping out ever seen on the internet. Embrace your inner nigger Kiwisisters and join me in the eternal tard rage!
 
Fatta coming in with a solution.
A final solution to the Male Question:
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Her English is near incomprehensible so I ran the above through a translator:

Today I will once more be a prophet.
If moids in and outside of the Kiwifams should succeed in upsetting our lesbian hogfarm scissorfest, then the result will not be the Moid-ification of the earth, and thus the victory of the Moids, but the largest chimping out ever seen on the internet. Embrace your inner nigger Kiwisisters and join me in the eternal tard rage!
I mentally read all her posts in a thick, monotone eastern European accent with heavy autism cadence, it's funny as hell
 
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