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I avoid the pill entirely but that's because I have a history of migraines with aura and birth control can cause one to escalate into a stroke - self explanatory, really. Would rather just cope with my hormones through other means than have a migraine again
I don't think the pill is the devil, but they prescribe it too freely. I have a friend who lost all of the volume and length in her hair because of the pill. She still looks fine, but she has never been able to get her length or loose waves back and it kills her.
 
No i disagree a radfem poster will post a text walls about her trauma, abusive parents and boyfriends. Seemingly the women can't help but drop all of their spaghetti. Yet we know fuck all about Lidl except that she worships Josh.



Let me just say as someone who lives in one of the most progressive countries on earth this is not true. The only ones who went insane about the vaxx was the germans and well... we all know what the germans are like. This is just again Joshes view as an extreme shut-in who get's all of his news from the users on his website.
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Even they know that Josh doesn't go outside.
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Never Scored is making the same mistake Odd Opossum did by calling out the "no one talks to me because I'm too based" pity posts.
 
Lidl railing against birth control since it's like totally a creation of the patriarchy to make women more slutty or something
It'd be cool if you could actually cite posts of her saying these things cause once again I looked through her post history to find anything of the sort and it seems her opinion is literally the opposite.

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"Everyone who disagrees with my headcanon is a Josh simp!"

Maybe your arguments about why Lidl is a man would be more convincing if they weren't all based on things you made up?
C'mon fag, Lidl is very obviously a man, sorry if you simped for a fag on the internet, maybe you actually are a fag? Have you considered marrying Judy Garland?
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It'd be cool if you could actually cite posts of her saying these things cause once again I looked through her post history to find anything of the sort and it seems her opinion is literally the opposite.

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Well now that I know you're my dancing monkey I'd just like to say that Lidl once claimed to eat deodorant, has a scat fetish and is a massive fan of a certain 70s troubadour. I expect hose citations on my desk by the end of the day.

Oh ok here we go Lidl thinks women take BC because their BFs won't stop relationship raping them and are tired of sealthing the bitches.
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Josh I mean Lidl having no relationship with sex whatsoever thinks wearing a condom is just generally preferable to women and the only reason they wouldn't use one is their abusive BF.

Half the time women are all like "I'm on my safe day" anyways and are the ones initiating it. You would know this if you had ever had sex Jewsh.
 
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Well now that I know you're my dancing monkey I'd just like to say that Lidl once claimed to eat deodorant, has a scat fetish and is a massive fan of a certain 70s troubadour. I expect hose citations on my desk by the end of the day.

Oh ok here we go Lidl thinks women take BC because their BFs won't stop relationship raping them and are tired of sealthing the bitches.
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Josh I mean Lidl having no relationship with sex whatsoever thinks wearing a condom is just generally preferable to women and the only reason they wouldn't use one is their abusive BF.

Half the time women are all like "I'm on my safe day" anyways and are the ones initiating it. You would know this if you had ever had sex Jewsh.
Between this and the post "she" made about not knowing that mammals have to give birth in order to produce milk leads me to believe that Lidl is either Null's sock or is a tranny. How can a woman be so oblivious to not knowing something about mammals that most middle school kids know after taking basic life science and be so sexless that she doesn't understand the female reproductive system?
 
Between this and the post "she" made about not knowing that mammals have to give birth in order to produce milk leads me to believe that Lidl is either Null's sock or is a tranny. How can a woman be so oblivious to not knowing something about mammals that most middle school kids know after taking basic life science and be so sexless that she doesn't understand the female reproductive system?
It's a very Josh type mistake in general. Like to be Nth level oblivious but also top level arrogant so he he doesn't even research stuff he's unsure about
 
If she is such a pro-feminist, why is she throwing other women off the site and under the bus?
Here's another log on the Lidl brand bonfire. Why is Lidl the feminist posting momokun's nudes?
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Well she's wearing a bikini if you can call it that but you can see titty so I'm calling these nudes. I thought Lidl hated porn but they are going out and seeking these pics out to download.
 
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If she is such a pro-feminist, why is she throwing other women off the site and under the bus?
Typical tranny move, Null has to feather her nest with handmaidens so he can live out his female fantasy. The harridans who smell something sour will only ruin her EUPHORIA SEMI and must be stopped of at once. It's science.
 
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tomboys or trad girls
I've come to notice that a large amount of trad girls used to be tomboys, almost as if being traditionally feminine means being strong in hardship instead of revelling in one's weakness. Man-hating feminists are the epitome of weakness, so much so that they are weakness weaponized.
 
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