Scarlett Johansson writes like a bot who got fed on too much reddit, xitter and zoomer brain data, so fucking annoying. He spends all the time simping about some random waifu or shitting threads with his "omg, yaas, aww, ugh love this character ugh need my stonk womym team so excited ugh" shit. I think he's the only one actually willing to unironically buy Assassins Nigga, all because of "cute ninja waifu Naoe ugh".