On a more serious note:
Melinda, you stupid fucking whore. You absolutely fucking retarded mountain goblin. Did you think I'd forgotten about
this post (
archived)?
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You dumb bitch. You lying fucking swine. Do you think that, if by some hilarious miracle, this actually goes to court, nobody is going to see the post where you, of your own fucking accord, brought up legally sanctioned, contractual dueling? Do you seriously fucking think that me offering to fight you at Bearmeat's Indian Den constitutes a credible threat when the onus to show up was placed on
you? Of course you do, because you're a stupid fucking bitch who takes obvious shitposts at face value. Maybe you should get a job with the FBI, you miserable excuse for sentient life.
Every single post where I "threatened" you was bait meant to infuriate you, and it worked. None of it is going to help your case, it's just going to make you even more of a laughing stock than you already are. So thank you, Melinda. Thank you for putting me in your lolsuit and immortalizing my shitposts in court records. You have done exactly what I wanted. I hope that you find this post. realize that you've been played like a goddamn fiddle, and beat the absolute shit out of your keyboard in a fit of rage. Just don't take it out on the kids this time.