Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

[Jack]

C L E A N I T UP J A N J A N
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What an ASSHOLE. Some poor janitor has to clean up his chimp out now.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

What an ASSHOLE. Some poor janitor has to clean up his chimp out now.

It's too late, we're already in the hole.

 

[Jack]

It's too late, we're already in the hole.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

We're bringing funposting back to the seething forum and we're the best for that

 

[Crimson Fucker]

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U L C E R A T I V E
C O L I T I S

 

[Jack]

We're bringing funposting back to the seething forum and we're the best for that
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Exactly.

People want to seethe over their daddy null kicking them from kiwi, and we are just here farmin onions and having a blast.

People obsessing over kiwi farms is exactly what fag boy wants. People having fun on here and not thinking about those losers is the business we're in.

And brother business is BOOMIN!

 

[Boobie Bomb]

Is that the title?

Cuz it's LONG.

It’s very long

 

[Gargamel]

Another reason among the myriad of reasons that I don't like my girlfriend's parents is because they will literally pay a $60.72 bill with $60.72

They consider tipping "wasteful"

Asians are as bad as niggers when it comes to tipping. I always slide 25% underneath one of the menus when they're not looking because I'm a cool customer.

Tipping in China (here’s the truth from an expat) - The Helpful Panda

Tipping in China is not common practice at all. It's not part of the culture. However, some services aimed at foreigners are an exception.

thehelpfulpanda.com

If this unpatriotic goy is to be believed, Chinks don't tip and don't expect tips from other Chinks, but they do expect a tip from Whitey

Have you tried tipping your wife girlfriend? Also, is the slanted pussy thing real or myth?

Woah there, this is a time you should slow down and appreciate what they're saying. Tipping is fucking retarded. Why can't the restaurant pay them a fair wage? A server's wage down in Texas is $2.13. Does that seem right and do you think it's your job to be more magnanimous than the shithead you just paid a 300% mark-up to?

They're getting niggermum wage regardless of whether or not you tip.

Not tipping will do nothing to change their situation, except that they made a little less money that day, you fucking penny pinching kike-alike.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

We're bringing funposting back to the seething forum and we're the best for that
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Such fluffy pants filled with a sock smell like a poop fart echoes in the morning coffee fisting a Ganondorf dick riding every donkey drinker from condom mints on a gossip forum about lolcows years ago in a galaxy far away from the outside of nowhere fast food burgers boiled but burnt

 

[Jack]

If this unpatriotic goy is to be believed, Chinks don't tip and don't expect tips from other Chinks, but they do expect a tip from Whitey

That is 100% correct yes.

Have you tried tipping your wife?

Girlfriend, and I haven't tipped her since the day I met her. Her family owns a (say it with me everyone) Chinese restaurant.

Also, is the slanted pussy thing real or myth?

It's not slanted but I'll tell you this: it's tighter than the skin on a hot dog.

They're getting niggermum wage regardless of whether or not you tip.

Exactly. If they stopped paying them like $3 an hour and just gave them minimum wage that would make LESS money.

Not tipping will do nothing to change their situation, except that they made a little less money that day, you fucking penny pinching kike-alike.

People in the food service industry rely on their tips and count on them.

 

[Jack]

Such fluffy pants filled with a sock smell like a poop fart echoes in the morning coffee fisting a Ganondorf dick riding every donkey drinker from condom mints on a gossip forum about lolcows years ago in a galaxy far away from the outside of nowhere fast food burgers boiled but burnt

 

[Crimson Fucker]

It's not slanted but I'll tell you this: it's tighter than the skin on a hot dog.

I never put my penis in a hotdog skin so I'll take your word for it.

 

[Jack]

I never put my penis in a hotdog skin so I'll take your word for it.

Let me tell you why that analogy is so funny to me:

First of all the phallic symbolism makes people uncomfortable, and second of all a hot dog is literally liquid pig feet and rat meat held together by the skin. So that skin's probably tighter than a freshman prom date if it's holding in all that hot doggy goodness.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

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The and and funny in half about his last to is the me to go of to my the Paul my you you'll make make belly rubs on me was some suspicious gay hair because I did Nancy icing Jack flick Dick

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Let me tell you why that analogy is so funny to me:

First of all the phallic symbolism makes people uncomfortable, and second of all a hot dog is literally liquid pig feet and rat meat held together by the skin. So that skin's probably tighter than a freshman prom date if it's holding in all that hot doggy goodness.

No need to get defensive. I wasn't judging.

 

[Jack]

The and and funny in half about his last to is the me to go of to my the Paul my you you'll make make belly rubs on me was some suspicious gay hair because I did Nancy icing Jack flick Dick

 

[Jack]

No need to get defensive. I wasn't judging.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

If I periwinkle you in your booty wrinkle can I yum yum the fun fun on your belly drum also did for your glass door again

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

*word snip*

I don't put anyone but Null on ignore but my eyes did glaze over with whatever you typed

Such fluffy pants filled with a sock smell like a poop fart echoes in the morning coffee fisting a Ganondorf dick riding every donkey drinker from condom mints on a gossip forum about lolcows years ago in a galaxy far away from the outside of nowhere fast food burgers boiled but burnt

Swipe posting? Love it

People want to seethe over their daddy null kicking them from kiwi, and we are just here farmin onions and having a blast

Why would anyone effort post when our shit might get gone at a moments notice?

 

[Jack]

Why would anyone effort post when our shit might get gone at a moments notice?

I use the internet for exactly what it was intended for: having a laugh, looking at pornography when my girlfriends not around, and bullying fat people and trannies.

If you do anything else on the internet you're a faggot.