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To own his own planet? To become god over it, and to populate it with spirit babies? What in the actual fuck?

I assume that these wishes that you ascribe to Welperhelper99 of having are indeed wishes that he has professed himself of harboring, and so I'm simply left flabbergasted that such a ridiculous fellow could have garnered the favoritism of the moderators on Kiwifarms.

Then again, I suppose people like Welperhelper99 are just up the alley of the administrator and the moderators of Kiwifarms.
That is just Mormon theology 101. Welperhelper frequently defends his religion almost as much as he defends his migger views and him not being a virgin with rage. By all indications he believes (as all Mormons) that he can get his own planet after death and make spirit babies with his waifu assuming he wears the magic underwear.
 
Troonjak.

Its an acquired taste.

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I don't think he's going anywhere. Just the latest near death experience.

4chan was down for . What, a week or three after the hack and we all thought it was a goner then too.

The only reason I think he might fuck off is it shartykids have ox'ed him and keep posting that on his own website. I've heard this twice now and both times the site had a prolonged outage. Hell yes he'd lie about the reason and blame others.lean into every single fail dox, misdirect on anything remotely true and never confirm it. Duh.

If that's what's really up (then why isn't it on soyjaks.. right?) KF would be back the instant he moved.

>Good news everybody! Gabe said he'd buy cloudflare for me if I swallowed this time
 
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When it comes to Welper, I personally find it amusing how Welper has constantly A-Logs Rev says desu and his wife Strawb for their politics and free speech views on Japanese content while Welper is still unable to secure a real legitimate girlfriend in the long run.

Say what you want about Rev and his pro-free speech views but Rev at least is married and he gets to do what married couples do in bed (I'm not saying this to be creepy, I'm saying Welper will never feel the embrace of a woman anytime soon compared to Rev).

Rev and Strawb now get to experience what the Song of Solomon has promised to them while Welper will continue to be a virgin with rage. Welper will never get to experience creating the beast with two backs anytime soon as long as he continues being an insufferable jackass (everything about Welper is a woman repellent).

The only way for Welper to have his tiny betamale penis to feel the embrace of a woman is if he gets off the Internet, he works on his shitty and arrogant personality so that people find him less insufferable, and he drops the retarded self-righteous Mormon shit.

But we know this won't happen anytime soon because Welper is so far up his own ass to see objective reality for what it is.
To own his own planet? To become god over it, and to populate it with spirit babies? What in the actual fuck?

I assume that these wishes that you ascribe to Welperhelper99 of having are indeed wishes that he has professed himself of harboring, and so I'm simply left flabbergasted that such a ridiculous fellow could have garnered the favoritism of the moderators on Kiwifarms.

Then again, I suppose people like Welperhelper99 are just up the alley of the administrator and the moderators of Kiwifarms.
The Mormons have a really unique view of the afterlife (to put it really nicely) where they think God will give the followers of the cult of Joseph Smith their own planet to rule over.

Mormon afterlife sounds a lot like something that L. Ron Hubbard would come up with for Scientology back when he was alive (it's also why I think that if reincarnation is real then I'm pretty sure Joseph Smith is simply L. Ron Hubbard's past life).

The Mormon planet thing is just the tip of the iceberg on why both secular people and most of the Christian community consider the Mormons to be a freaky cult anyway.
 
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Mormon afterlife sounds a lot like something that L. Ron Hubbard would come up with for Scientology back when he was alive (it's also why I think that if reincarnation is real then I'm pretty sure Joseph Smith is simply L. Ron Hubbard's past life).

The Mormon planet thing is just the tip of the iceberg on why both secular people and most of the Christian community consider the Mormons to be a freaky cult anyway.
joseph smith and l. ron hubbard came off as sexually frustrated science fiction writers
 
He is one to talk, given he has done horrible shit over the years. If this is how KiwiFarms dies? So be it. Not like the site has been useful for other things. Null is an idiot, and KiwiFarms is cooked. Also, we need a popcorn fest when The Broomstick Farms dies soon.
Maybe the internet finally got mad at him.

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Meanwhile back to the Fong Jones case

Counsel for Null tries to argue that merely accessing a public facing page on kiwi farms is "criminal URL hacking" in violation of CFAA. Add this one to the list of ways KF is rulecucked to nigger hell-- now it's a criminal act to even view its content , one that it's vindictive owner will prosecute you for.

And also claims Mrs. Fong-Jones filed DMCA on items "the Jannie's had already swept" but yet also, somehow simultaneously swept them in response to the DMCA.

Best representation $135,000 can buy.

Counsel for Mrs. Fong-Jones calls this out for being exactly as fucking retarded and intellectually if not factually dishonest as it sounds and says no, our DMCA wasn't frivolous it was effective.

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72460096/lolcow-llc-v-fong-jones/
 

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