people focusing on the random pack of seeds is my favorite surely that is what killed him
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So if I'm reading this correctly, multiple people can basically brick the site at the same time if they decided to have the website load a fuck-ton of images at the same time? Say, for example, if they all clicked the "smilies" icon in the reply box... given how many fucking smilies KF has as an option, all those little icons would eventually build-up to GBs of data to where the server couldn't handle it?
I assume videos are worse since they don't load as instantly as pictures do?
Boobie Bomb
An Onion Among Onions
In KiwiFarm news, the Indian CEO of YouTube is somehow unbanning bad YouTubers. I wonder if this will include InfoWars and Alex Jones soon? (Also, what does a CEO of YouTube have to do with lolcows....)
Considering youtube accounts like Birdie's original channel was not terminated I am assuming more of the older ones are being brought back. Maybe the loophole Keemstar had won't be needed anymore.
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Let's all open like 20 tabs loading the biggest file on the site at once. Just to see.
Boobie Bomb
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MR. ANIME
oooh boy can't wait for Elliot Rodger, Peluchin Entertainment, Randy Stair and everyone to come back! Not
To be fair, I lurked KF for many years before finally making an account. The lolcow threads (what was once the main content of the site) is a passive reading activity for most people.
Boobie Bomb
An Onion Among Onions
Which is equally funny because his parents shutdown his old first channel that wasn't taken down by YouTube. So the fact youtube wants to unban bad channels implies they never truly delete videos. They just archive them. Oh boy!
>tell your users to use a VPN/TOR
>they do, but now your site dies because of it
>rather than find out why, you get paranoid and think the "enemy" is harassing you
idk whether or not that's funny or sad/pathetic
So is he just eternally fucked forever because of how the site is structured or is there SOME saving grace to get it working somewhere in the realm of "normal"?
Ome of Randy's channels are still active actually like not alive active but kept up.
I don't like the way he says "TOO-torial"
Boobie Bomb
An Onion Among Onions
Trey Sesler. HOLY DOGSHIT ON A STICK, this guy is the human equivalent of a VCR stuffed with cat puke. He wanted to be the next big “school shooter legend,” but instead he’s the broken-ass bootleg cartridge of wannabe mass murderers. He slaughtered his own family—his own goddamn family—just so they wouldn’t watch him live out his little Columbine fanfiction. And then? He pussied out! He bailed harder than a NES game crashing on the final level. What a monumental sack of donkey diarrhea.
And now he’s still breathing, still wasting oxygen, because the court gave him the “legally insane” cheat code. Oh, give me a break! That’s not insanity—that’s just being a spineless, sweaty nutsack who realized real life doesn’t come with anime cutscenes. He’s the kind of guy who would rage quit Solitaire.
Meanwhile, his surviving relatives lost a brother, sister, and grandson because this ass-goblin wanted to “outdo Columbine.” But guess what, Trey? You didn’t outdo SHIT. Sandy Hook came along in 2012 and nuked your pathetic little scoreboard into oblivion. You couldn’t even win in the worst contest imaginable. You’re like showing up to the Olympics and tripping on the starting line—except instead of medals, it’s body counts, and you LOST.
So now what’s your legacy? You’re not infamous. You’re not scary. You’re not even a cautionary tale. You’re the fucking E.T. Atari cartridge of mass shooter wannabes: buried, forgotten, and only ever dug up as an example of how bad it can get. You failed at life, failed at death, and now you’re sitting in prison like a turd that won’t flush.
Trey Sesler, you are the festering hemorrhoid on the ass of history. The skidmark in the underwear of humanity. The kind of useless failure that makes people want to invent new swear words just to describe how much of a waste of ballsack space you are. You’re the kind of guy who’d fuck up a Pop-Tart. You’re not even worth spitting on. You’re the toenail fungus of mankind.
Go rot, you forgotten YouTube jackass.
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Wait, that dude killed his family???
Also, "he's the kind of guy who would rage quit solitaire" is my new favorite insult. I can't wait to go back to work and use that on somebody
He has called people retarded for not using password managers
And at the same time he's successfully stolen accounts and illegally leaked private information (such as Yandev, for instance) because of him breaching password managers.
So more pathetic than funny, honestly.
Boobie Bomb
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He did. He killed his parents and brother. Even before that shooting. He killed his pets. His family pets as target practice. He spared no one. Not even furry animals. They had to interrogate him to explain what happened to the pets and farm animals. He was this close to pulling a Sandy Hook. But he wasn't good enough so he cried and quit cold Turkey. He is such a pussy even the death penalty denies him. He will be lucky if he makes it to 89 years old. Unless his prison shows him newer anime or allows him to read manga. He is cooked. And even other prisoners are not safe with him. There was a report that his cellmate committed suicide. So extra shady.Wait, that dude killed his family???
Also, "he's the kind of guy who would rage quit solitaire" is my new favorite insult. I can't wait to go back to work and use that on somebody
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I watched this movie like 20 years ago called A Scanner Darkly and I remember very vividly having like that Homer Simpson "he dropped his notes" moment in the theater because I couldn't stop laughing at Woody Harrelson's sincerity in delivering the line "Oh my God... What if they STOMPED the animals???"
It got to the point where the theater started laughing at my laughing lol. It was just such an absurd and out of nowhere line delivered so genuinely.
God damn I'm literally crying with laughter right now remembering this because it was so funny.
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i love how kiwifarms can be both anti-anime but every user has an anime avatar and looks at you like you're the retard for calling them out on it
Same thing with them laughing at the left over the sidney sweeney commerical but they also sperg hard over simping or posting any videos they find a bit too sexy.
Then there's the huge chunks of the site that don't allow you to shittalk women or jews. honestly fucking reddit was more free speech back in 2019 than kiwifarms is today.
the employees also like redditors more than null likes kiwifarmers, he's openly said on multiple occasions that kiwifarms in the 2010s had a massive pedo problem and that he loathes users from back then because they are constantly reported by newer users like Toji
Same thing with them laughing at the left over the sidney sweeney commerical but they also sperg hard over simping or posting any videos they find a bit too sexy.
Then there's the huge chunks of the site that don't allow you to shittalk women or jews. honestly fucking reddit was more free speech back in 2019 than kiwifarms is today.
the employees also like redditors more than null likes kiwifarmers, he's openly said on multiple occasions that kiwifarms in the 2010s had a massive pedo problem and that he loathes users from back then because they are constantly reported by newer users like Toji
he might be able to be sent manga you can order books for people who are locked up he is likely suffering though at least most prisons here do not have ac