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[Boobie Bomb]

Ok groomer

I made a good song if anyone wants to use it. Feel free to change up the lyrics for rhyming reasons.

“OK Groomer” (Ultra-cute Savage Version)
(Intro — soft voice, little giggle)
Hehe~ you tried~
Awww… no~
(Verse)
You send a “hey” with a winky face,
Thinkin’ you’re smooth but it’s just disgrace,
You say I’m “mature for my age,”
Well guess what? You’re twice my wage!
(Pre-Chorus — teasing)
You think you’re cool,
You look like a fool~
Keep dreamin’, dude,
Stay outta my DMs, ew!
(Chorus)
OK Groomer,
Touch grass, maybe log off.
OK Groomer,
You’re not cute, you’re just off.
OK Groomer,
Stay mad, get blocked!
OK Groomer — lol, get rocked!
(Bridge — even more teasing)
Mmm sorry,
You’re not “misunderstood,” you’re just gross!
Bye-bye now!
mwah
(Final Chorus — hyper-cute + brutal)
OK Groomer,
Pack it up, it’s bedtime.
OK Groomer,
You’re a whole red flag sign.
OK Groomer,
You’re done, end of the line!
OK Groomer — bye-byeee!
(Outro — exaggerated cutesy voice)
Heehee~ get help~

 

[Glup]

KIWIFARMS USER "RED FLAMING PANDA" JUST WENT ON AN ALT ACCOUNT, NAMED THE SAME, ADMITTING TO HIS PEDOPHILIC AND ZOOPHILIC TENDENCIES. AS A RESULT OF SUCH ACTIONS, HE HAS GONE ON OTHER ACCOUNTS, AND TOLD HIS PERSONAL FRIENDS TO ACCUSE ME OF DOING IT. HE LATER BEGAN SPAMMING PINGS TO PEOPLE IN THE SOYJAK.PARTY THREAD, AND VARIOUS OTHER THREADS.

FOR BACKGROUND THIS NIGGER IS A SELF-ADMITTED ZOOPHILE, AND NULL AND HIS TRANNYJANNIES HAVE CONTINUED TO DEFEND HIM. HE IS ACCUSING ME OF SEVERAL THINGS: INCLUDING PEDOPHILIA, WHICH I HAVE NOT DONE.

DO NOT TRUST HIM, HE IS A LYING, DISGUSTING PERSON.

 

[XxXPiccolosWifeXxX]

Someone should make a parody but it's the ricegum diss.

Oh no, you're getting mad
Knock the phone right out of my hand

 

[ipreferpickles]

KIWIFARMS USER "RED FLAMING PANDA" JUST WENT ON AN ALT ACCOUNT, NAMED THE SAME, ADMITTING TO HIS PEDOPHILIC AND ZOOPHILIC TENDENCIES. AS A RESULT OF SUCH ACTIONS, HE HAS GONE ON OTHER ACCOUNTS, AND TOLD HIS PERSONAL FRIENDS TO ACCUSE ME OF DOING IT. HE LATER BEGAN SPAMMING PINGS TO PEOPLE IN THE SOYJAK.PARTY THREAD, AND VARIOUS OTHER THREADS.

FOR BACKGROUND THIS NIGGER IS A SELF-ADMITTED ZOOPHILE, AND NULL AND HIS TRANNYJANNIES HAVE CONTINUED TO DEFEND HIM. HE IS ACCUSING ME OF SEVERAL THINGS: INCLUDING PEDOPHILIA, WHICH I HAVE NOT DONE.

DO NOT TRUST HIM, HE IS A LYING, DISGUSTING PERSON.

This guy had a meltdown on the Sharty thread, disregard his post.

 

[Ash's Dildo]

Just get a fuck buddy and move on its that ez.

or stay in the endless e-orgy

 

[Vatan-Partisi]

KIWIFARMS USER "RED FLAMING PANDA" JUST WENT ON AN ALT ACCOUNT, NAMED THE SAME, ADMITTING TO HIS PEDOPHILIC AND ZOOPHILIC TENDENCIES. AS A RESULT OF SUCH ACTIONS, HE HAS GONE ON OTHER ACCOUNTS, AND TOLD HIS PERSONAL FRIENDS TO ACCUSE ME OF DOING IT. HE LATER BEGAN SPAMMING PINGS TO PEOPLE IN THE SOYJAK.PARTY THREAD, AND VARIOUS OTHER THREADS.

FOR BACKGROUND THIS NIGGER IS A SELF-ADMITTED ZOOPHILE, AND NULL AND HIS TRANNYJANNIES HAVE CONTINUED TO DEFEND HIM. HE IS ACCUSING ME OF SEVERAL THINGS: INCLUDING PEDOPHILIA, WHICH I HAVE NOT DONE.

DO NOT TRUST HIM, HE IS A LYING, DISGUSTING PERSON.

you're such an obsessed nigger kek, that was your account

 

[Glup]

This guy had a meltdown on the Sharty thread, disregard his post.

Hey faggot, I didn't have a meltdown, I was telling everyone that there was an active pedophile in the thread. But sure, defend your friend.

you're such an obsessed nigger kek, that was your account

You know nothing about me you fucking nigger you are just making shit up. KYS Alex Vang. You fucking disgusting nigger. You should be grateful I chose this place as a bunker in the first place considering it's incredibly small size.

 

[Vergilius]

KIWIFARMS USER "RED FLAMING PANDA" JUST WENT ON AN ALT ACCOUNT, NAMED THE SAME, ADMITTING TO HIS PEDOPHILIC AND ZOOPHILIC TENDENCIES. AS A RESULT OF SUCH ACTIONS, HE HAS GONE ON OTHER ACCOUNTS, AND TOLD HIS PERSONAL FRIENDS TO ACCUSE ME OF DOING IT. HE LATER BEGAN SPAMMING PINGS TO PEOPLE IN THE SOYJAK.PARTY THREAD, AND VARIOUS OTHER THREADS.

FOR BACKGROUND THIS NIGGER IS A SELF-ADMITTED ZOOPHILE, AND NULL AND HIS TRANNYJANNIES HAVE CONTINUED TO DEFEND HIM. HE IS ACCUSING ME OF SEVERAL THINGS: INCLUDING PEDOPHILIA, WHICH I HAVE NOT DONE.

DO NOT TRUST HIM, HE IS A LYING, DISGUSTING PERSON.

 

[Glup]

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OH MY SCIENCE XISTER THIS IS SO TRUEEEEEEEEE LOLOLOOLL ROFLMAO!!!

 

[ipreferpickles]

OH MY SCIENCE XISTER THIS IS SO TRUEEEEEEEEE LOLOLOOLL ROFLMAO!!!

@Onion Null, can you ban this guy like you did @Marie Rose fan? This site doesn't actually have to be the dumping ground for everyone too spergy for KF like they accuse this place of being.

 

[Glup]

@Onion Null, can you ban this guy like you did @Marie Rose fan? This site doesn't actually to be the dumping ground for everyone too spergy for KF like they accuse this place of being.

I have broken no rules, you are upset at me for no reason.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

I never banned @Marie Rose fan . In fact, I just lifted the ban.

 

[ipreferpickles]

I never banned @Marie Rose fan . In fact, I just lifted the ban.

Why do you keep unbanning people everyone wants gone?

 

[Glup]

Thank you @Onion Null for protecting me. I hereby endorse Onionfarms.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Why do you keep unbanning people everyone wants gone?

Because with someone like @Maria Rose Fan. you always have the ignore option. Perma bans are only a last resort.

 

[ipreferpickles]

Why do you keep unbanning people everyone wants gone?

Whatever mod is adding stuff like this, stop. It's gay and cringe and is identical to the catty messages that Null and his mods leave on posts.

 

[Glup]

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Whatever mod is adding stuff like this, stop. It's gay and cringe and is identical to the catty messages that Null and his mods leave on posts.

@Kenopsia
I don't understand the random influx of femoids on lolcow websites. They shouldn't have power because they are fucking retarded.

 

[cosmic veteran]

@ipreferpickles dude, chill. it's not like the two were doing borderline illegal things

 

[TheCIAGlowsInTheDark]

Why do they look down on onionfarms so much?

Because they hate competition.

Jersh wants a monopoly on covering lolcows and he can't stand it.

 

[TheCIAGlowsInTheDark]

Is there a reason you guys keep taking your kiwi farms screenshots in light mode (the worst looking one)?

Like pls stop it burns my eyes trying to look at this forum at night.

Nah, it's best to show how inferior Kiwi Farms really is.

Since Jersh likes to nuke the eyes of his users with light mode by default, it shows how inferior Kiwi Farms really is.

We at Onionfarms use dark mode by default to show that we are superior to Kiwi Farms where we treat our users with kindness and consideration unlike Jersh where he assaults the eyes of his users with a nuclear explosion.