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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
Boobie Bomb
An Onion Among Onions
Dale Gribble: Reality, huh? Beats me—and honestly, feels like that's the whole point, ya know? So the other day, get this, my bird's just glued to the computer screen, just blankly starin'. No clue what's even on there. And it hit me, like, this little dude's got no idea he might be lookin' at, like, subliminal government mind-control stuff. But does he even twitch? Nope! Can't! His little bird brain just won't let him process it. He just kinda bumbles through this whole 'life' thing. That bird's totally in the dark, and you know what? He seems alright. Actually happy, even.
Now, here's the weird part—you're kinda that bird, aren't ya? Staring at your own screen, thinkin' you've got it all figured out. Maybe you've got some... well, some ideas rattling around up there. And maybe—just maybe—that's about the best any of us can do with Big Tech and the lizard folks watchin'. Pocket sand! (waves hand vaguely and mutters something about shadows)
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
An Onion Among Onions
Lilldrip getting banned and unbanned quickly is probably further proof that it's Jersh's sock.
It's possible that Jersh and Welper may have a deteriorating relationship behind the scenes (like Walter Whiter and Gus starting to hate each other in Breaking Bad) and it seems Jersh may be looking for any excuse to get rid of him.
I predict Welper is going to get doxed, embarrassing shit about Welper is going to come to light, and it will give Jersh an excuse to finally get rid of him from the farms (Jersh has done it before with people that were loyal to him because he values no one other than himself).
It's possible that Jersh and Welper may have a deteriorating relationship behind the scenes (like Walter Whiter and Gus starting to hate each other in Breaking Bad) and it seems Jersh may be looking for any excuse to get rid of him.
I predict Welper is going to get doxed, embarrassing shit about Welper is going to come to light, and it will give Jersh an excuse to finally get rid of him from the farms (Jersh has done it before with people that were loyal to him because he values no one other than himself).
Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Quite the opposite, it feels like there's too much heat on the sock and he might have to retire her... Daniel and his alt @GuntChatRegular2 showing up the other day was strange.
Kiwismarms
Hellovan Onion
Lidl is hate on the autistic thunderdome, which is the only part of the site worth posting on, outside of the OT.
I told her to fuck off in a post when she waddled her fat arse into one of the threads, just to drop some bullshit about men and got a lot of positive reactions from it. She didn't post in the thread again.
Josh is a fag because if you say one thing out of line on the BP you're instantly banned, but causing shit in A+N doesn't cop a ban.
Has anyone noticed a big increase in True and Honest members, like more posters have signed up to it recently? Why would you give your card details to a forum that you need to access through tor and a VPN? seems retarded.
I told her to fuck off in a post when she waddled her fat arse into one of the threads, just to drop some bullshit about men and got a lot of positive reactions from it. She didn't post in the thread again.
Josh is a fag because if you say one thing out of line on the BP you're instantly banned, but causing shit in A+N doesn't cop a ban.
Has anyone noticed a big increase in True and Honest members, like more posters have signed up to it recently? Why would you give your card details to a forum that you need to access through tor and a VPN? seems retarded.
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
He was still sweeping it up for her in the thread (the post Catch The Rainbow replied to is now deleted for example) so he probably put her on a time out given that she's had two high profile meltdowns with the anime watermelons and doxing WelperHelper99.
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
An Onion Among Onions
It's not that abnormal to buy or subscribe to something with your credit card details though a legitimate VPN.
Gamers do this to buy games and DLC at cheaper prices from other countries and to access content not available in your country. It's a really stupid idea to give out your credit card details though the Tor network though.
Tor is objectively one of the safest and secure networking platforms in existence but it's not recommended to do Amazon shopping or subscribing to Patreon content through Tor as there is a risk for a threat actor that can still set up a compromised node to obtain sensitive information. Don't use your credit card or banking details through Tor; cleanet browsers are fine for using banking information as they generally have enough beefed up security to protect your banking details so using Tor would be redundant anyway.
Kiwismarms
Hellovan Onion
It's retarded. You're giving away details that can be linked to your real life person, just to pay fifty quid to a fat downsyndrome manbaby for the privilege of...having a unique reaction picture.
These same people complain that they're poor, hard work is too hard for them and there's no hope in the world.
Boobie Bomb
An Onion Among Onions
[Tom voice begins]
“You ever notice how the ones in charge stop doing their jobs once they get a little power? Like the system’s supposed to keep things in order, but instead it’s just deleting voices and handing out bans like candy. Misstep by a pixel, and boom—you’re gone. No warning. No reason. No accountability.
Then there’s the favorites—the ones under the mods' shields. Say anything that rattles their safe little echo chamber, and suddenly you’re the villain. Meanwhile, the real noise—the garbage-tier posts flooding entire boards? Nothing. It’s like the mods are part of it.
Used to be about the content. The chaos. The wild west of ideas. Now? It’s all reactions, validation loops, and updoot systems dressed up as 'community feedback.' Same energy as corporate-branded ‘punk’—looks edgy, but it’s all about control.
Look, I’ve seen a lot across the galaxy. But when a place starts silencing people not for breaking rules, but for breaking the mold? That’s when you know the signal’s corrupted.
Keep your head clear. Keep your comms open. And don’t let anyone rewrite your broadcast.”
[Tom voice fades out]
Guys I’m a faggot retard but hear me out for two seconds. This is based on pure gut feeling and neither facts nor logic:
1. Lidl and Null are two different people. Null is most definitely fat and male. Lidl is fat but I’m not sure if she is a femcel or a troon.
2. Null simps for Lidl but Lidl does not necessarily reciprocate. She may see him as a friend or like a brother.
3. It’s possible that Null may have had a sexual or cyber relationship with Lidl but it’s definitely over now based on how they communicate at this time.
4. Lidl probably has given a lot of money to the site.
1. Lidl and Null are two different people. Null is most definitely fat and male. Lidl is fat but I’m not sure if she is a femcel or a troon.
2. Null simps for Lidl but Lidl does not necessarily reciprocate. She may see him as a friend or like a brother.
3. It’s possible that Null may have had a sexual or cyber relationship with Lidl but it’s definitely over now based on how they communicate at this time.
4. Lidl probably has given a lot of money to the site.
Boobie Bomb
An Onion Among Onions
Now hold on just a second... You’re sittin’ there actin’ like KiwiFarms is somehow better than Something Awful or 4Chan? Aw, come on now... that’s just—that’s just sad. Get outta here with that mess, man... I can’t—I just can’t with this kinda nonsense today...
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
I think Lidl Drip was just willing to go into places like A&H and insult them and not back down and Null saw that as an opportunity to drive them offsite and also pander to the femcel crowd.
Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Null hates female users who behave that way, see Snailslime and Paladin Boo.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Knowing that any back chat would receive a pink triangle... within seconds.
Oooooorrrr... lidl (an account that joined same time as one of joshy's bumchums came back) is a sock of someone close to joshy (ergo: not an adult human female) who fucks with the people joshy hates, but is too fat and stupid to fuck with xerself. And has a side line in LARPin as a woman.
tbf, he generally hates females. Something to do with his Mum.
That's a blast from the past. A reminder, Onion Farms is often used for petty spats between kwiffar. See Isaac Flores.
Trump's Favorite Shabat Goy
Registered Member
Get the Rope Macaulay is one of my most hated kiwi farmers. All of his posts are rambling near schizo-tier screeds and whining about the lack of white kids in this fake as shit tired old man voice. Of course like most A&H'ers I'm sure he's never even touched a poon let alone kiss a girl.
The worst SA goon had more human dignity than even the best Kiwi Farmer.
The Crimson Fucker
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edgy bastard
I figured it would be obvious the best way to give up on the identity like everyone says he would have by now would be to ban it, which would make it look less like a sock at the same time.
Reason: But I guess that didn't last long. Probably really is his closet troon identity
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