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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Lol josh is such a miserable little toad. This person might have been the closest thing to a friend he had in the last two decades. There he is on paper talking about them affectionately, they probably talked for hundreds of hours in private DM about their lives to each other. A normal person could shrug and say they had an emotional relationship with a transperson, but since Josh is beholden to an army of other repressed nerds he can't act normal. This person isn't a friend he lost touch with, they could be dead for all he knows or cares actually he assures everyone. You'd have to go to a Mormon or Jehovah's Witnesses meeting to see shaming about non-issues in someone's private life on this level. It's the church you built, Josh.

"What was he gonna do, call a fatwa?" he sniffs, adding a little reminder to his audience of hate-filled losers that he insanely, totally, is all powerful and could have ruined this person for stepping over gender boundaries if he wanted but chose not to out of a confusing indifference. This is the same guy who hates trannies with such a burning contempt that he celebrated on twitter with other rightoids when a random 17 year old transgirl threw themselves off a bridge last year.

I'm pretty sure there have been other trans moderators, Feline Darkmage was one and completely out about it. If the trannies are the bane of civilization and representative of every disgusting deviancy imaginable it's contradictory behavior to make them mods on your site. By the way Josh, everyone knows the reason f1nn5ter is so popular is because she is hot. Since we know you're a bicurious boy I would even hazard to say she is your type perfectly. When you contend this hard with that issue of reality you look like you are hiding something.
 
please post that omg I really want to see it

Nope. I've never seen that one.

Here you go (better yet, read the whole Q&A here):

Josh 4 years ago No. 2954
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>>2953
But uh, talking about this instance specifically, yeah. I don't know what you mean. I imagine it can be frustrating to see a "troll" doing something really stupid and unfunny and being told to not talk about it. You can make a TTS thread with specifics if you feel like it.

Josh Anonymous 4 years ago No. 2955>>2956
So is it true you raped a very drunk form member? Supposedly you were bragging that you lost your virginity this way.

Josh 4 years ago No. 2956>>2957
>>2955
I've never even heard of this rumor before. Why the fuck would I do that? I run a fucking gossip website. It'd break out in a nanosecond.

Anonymous 4 years ago No. 2957>>2958
>>2956

Most of the kiwi regulars talk about it offsite, you claimed Framergirl was passed out drunk and you couldn't get it up.

Josh 4 years ago No. 2958>>2959
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>>2957
No. I didn't. Probably some bullshit Glaive is spreading around. He's a bit of a fucking psychopath. If it wasn't for the fact that you're naming one of the few people I've met up in real life, I'd assume it was just some bob saget joke.

Anonymous 4 years ago No. 2959>>2960>>2961
>>2958

Well, the story predates Glaive, but if that's the excuse you want to go with, ok.

So how did you lose your virginity then? The drunk story is supposedly the story you used to tell in the kiwi chat. Until people accused you of rape, that is.

Josh 4 years ago No. 2960
>>2959
I had sex with the same girl I lost my virginity to on multiple days that were weeks apart, which absolutely blows your bullshit rape story out of the water. Most people have a few drinks when they lose their virginity; it's called being nervous. If anything, I was more intoxicated. I stopped talking about it because time had passed and it was no longer something that was fresh in memory and exciting to talk about. Same reason you don't talk about getting your driver's license; shit was a long time ago and new stuff has come up in your life.

The person you're needlessly involving still visits the forum, lives like two hours from me, knows my address, and has been inside my home. If she was hurt, she would contact the police. I assume the justice system would be appropriate in that situation, not the court of public opinion on the fucking Internet.


This is how desperate people are satisfy their confirmation bias. Will believe literally anything they are told. Anything.

Josh 4 years ago No. 2961
>>2959
And no, this does not predate Glaive. He's one of the only people I told the full story to. He's the only one with a motive to lie so aggressively and so viciously.

Josh 4 years ago No. 2962
Either that or fucking HAL9000. God, that'd be pathetic. He should have hanged himself by now though. If he is still alive I'd be surprised enough.

Anonymous 4 years ago No. 2963>>2964
Actually, heard it from Melchett. She talks about it in Skype

Josh 4 years ago No. 2964>>2965
>>2963
lol. Melchett is not accusing me of rape. She's not retarded.

Anonymous 4 years ago No. 2965>>2966
>>2964

Believe what you want. If you don't think people talk about you behind your back, you're a fool.

Are Glaive and Hal the guys that made splinter sites? Why does the kiwi farms have so many of those sister sites?

Josh 4 years ago No. 2966
>>2965
People are obviously going to talk about me, I just don't think someone as chill and relaxed as Melchett is going to start accusing me of being a rapist for no reason. That's retarded.

And they make splinter sites because they want hugboxes that I don't police. Simple as.

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Josh has addressed the Katsu Kitty thing, another mole hill turned into a mountain by the most desperate alogs on the internet
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A Twitter user accuses Null of having a crush on a former trans mod Kiwi Farms had so Null blocked him.
So looking at this new Twitter page that seems to be going viral (or at least going viral within a circle of trolls), here are my two cents. I find it poetically fitting that this Twitter user named themselves after the legendary troll Clyde Cash where this anonymous Twitter user is getting under the skin of both the Kiwis and Jersh himself.

As a refresher for the Chris-Chan lore or for those that don't know anything about the Chris-Chan lore, Clyde Clash is considered to be one of the most legendary trolls from the classic Chris-Chan era; he's right up there with the likes of Ian Brandon Anderson (aka Liquid Chris), Adam Stackhouse, Shigeru Miyamoto, The Man in the Pickle Suit, Lordsillynipples, Jimmy Hill, BILLY MAYS, and every Manajerk and Jerkop that Chris-Chan has ever met.

What made Clyde Cash so legendary? He was the guy that did a lot of psyops on Chris-Chan, he catfished Chris-Chan where he started a honeypot forum called Sonichu Girls to lure him in so he could catfish him, he claimed to hacked into Chris-Chan's PSN account and deleted his game files (unconfirmed though), he fooled Chris-Chan into thinking a woman named 'Julie' was real, and faked his own death to give CWC a false sense of security only to come back to troll CWC some more.

This would in turn grant Clyde Cash hilarious reactions from Chris-Chan as CWC tried to go on a revenge arc against Clyde Clash but he would always fail as Clyde Cash was always one step ahead of CWC.

These shenanigans done by Clyde Cash would earn him a spot in the history of the Chris-Chan story where he is now immortalized through his legendary trolling feats.

What I find hilarious because the fact that Jersh and the Kiwis are raging over someone taking on the Clyde Cash persona just to get under the skins of both Jersh and the Kiwis, much like how Clyde Cash got under Chris-Chan's skin back in the day. It comes full circle in a beautifully poetic way.

Watching the Kiwis and Jersh spreging out like Chris-Chan over someone named 'Clyde Cash', I don't think even the writers of Smiling Friends or South Park could write a better joke than this (the jokes write themselves here).
 
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Why did Null want to ban him?
My guess, unless he got some reports about him, he probably stumbled into the thread when Stud was having one of his "moments" and got pissed off.
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Notice the amount of "Disagrees" that are higher than "Agrees"

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So again, Stud is talking shit. If anything, the TES thread has more kill-counts than USPG2 will ever have.
 
Fascinating claim. Can any of ye lads confirm or debonk this?
She was an active poster in a thread about fursuits, but I haven't seen anything about Null dating her or that she was a pedophile.
So again, Stud is talking shit. If anything, the TES thread has more kill-counts than USPG2 will ever have.
Is it "shit" if it's true? The only thing he's wrong about is that it's not just the USPG2 thread, it's all of Kiwi Farms. It's so locked down that I've seen people have speculations and discussions on things Twitter was talking about months ago because of how held back the site culture is now.
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This was on a recent thread about how Zoomers don't get laid and their only response was to blame people like Clavicular and porn addicted men.
 
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No, I got banned for sharing cub porn in DMs.
Josh cries that Discord is unencrypted and Discord can read all your DM's and see everything you say or post. But like a total hypocrite as always, he can read and see whatever you write and post to others in DM's. But he also doesn't want you leaving KF for Discord, Telegram, Onion Farms or X as those are rivals. He wants to have his cake and eat it too. He wants total dictator control over what you say or do, but he doesn't want you fleeing to rival sites. The censorship is truly remarkable. He will silently delete your post if he doesn't like what you say. And then the other KF'ers will silently quake in their little boots, scared they're next if they speak up to defend you. Like baby gazelles waiting to be consumed by a lion. Ok, that's a bad analogy because Josh is not majestic and powerful like a lion or the king of the jungle. A better analogy would be a group of weak and fat gazelles but one of them has a button to destroy the other ones. So the other gazelles cower all day in front of that one gazelle and then spend their time buttering up Josh trying to be 1st officer Riker to captain Picard. Number one. So they can win favor with Picard and whisper in his ear all day. Sometimes Kiwis give off "Hitler in the bunker vibes surrounded by his generals." Like they're looking at the latest X thread on Josh Blocklands lore and are panicking like, "Sire, what do we do? Who is he? And how do we minimize the damage?"
>Josh: I block everyone on Twitter. I don't want to see faggots crying.
Your entire show is basically you crying. Your X thread is also you crying.
Here you go (better yet, read the whole Q&A here):
So this was 2016 Josh. He was much more open and attention-starved back then. I'm halfway through the thread and yeah, he's talking a lot about sex. It's really weird. 2026 Feminist-Josh would NEVER talk like this.
 
Fascinating claim. Can any of ye lads confirm or debonk this?
Completely baseless, was never staff, was unliked by Null. This schizophrenic likely saw that dollars2010 used to have a glowing pink name and doesn't realize that's what was used for banned users before the red strike through
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Where would Elaine have got this blatantly wrong information? If we look at dollars2010's profile we see a familiar face associating with her, Elaine's pedophile co-admin of Skibidi Farms and former admin of this site
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Completely baseless, was never staff, was unliked by Null. This schizophrenic likely saw that dollars2010 used to have a glowing pink name and doesn't realize that's what was used for banned users before the red strike through
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Putsch going Groyper has demoralized Null and he says he's giving up and moving to an island off the coast of Russia to run away from all the brown people.
Perhaps Josh should mail Casey Putsch a strongly worded letter with Spongebob stickers urging him about the dangers of siding with Fuentes! According to Josh, letters work and are better than doing nothing?
 
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Putsch going Groyper has demoralized Null and he says he's giving up and moving to an island off the coast of Russia to run away from all the brown people.
>moving to Sakhalin
Daring\desperate 'nuff to move to Russia now? Oh boy that's gonna hurt him A LOT. :story:

Mainly because I know plenty of people who'd like to have some "talk" with him.
 
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KF poster MAAAD makes a thread saying that Null needs to ban Muslim and non-white accounts off of Kiwi Farms before they take over the forum and turn it into what large parts of Twitter look like. Null, despite being bullied constantly by Indians on Twitter, refuses to do this and throws MAAAD into the Q&A board where said non-white users, with help from the soyteens, Beauty Parlor regulars and the TES thread regulars, mock him and tell him that they're going to own Kiwi Farms.
 
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Putsch going Groyper has demoralized Null and he says he's giving up and moving to an island off the coast of Russia to run away from all the brown people.
I fucking called it, I knew something like this would happen with Casey Putsch where he was either going to screw up his own political campaign or Jersh would. The inevitable has finally happened.

I knew Casey Putsch was never going to go anywhere because he was a stupid meme candidate. You'd think Jersh would know better by now than to back retarded meme candidates that most will forget about after an election is over (i.e Patrick Little when he tried to run for Congress under the Alt-Right banner only for him to fail miserably where he badly lost to establishment GOP candidates and most have forgotten about him since).

Jersh wasted every Kiwi's valuable time in his petty crusade to prevent Vivek Ramaswamy from becoming the GOP candidate for the Ohio governor election. I'm no fan of Vivek either (I have my own issues with him) but watching Jersh wasting everyone's time and money and have his efforts be in vain when Casey Putsch decided to join the Groypers is hilarious to watch.
 
That last MATI was a watershed moment for ole Joshie. He confirmed
1) he has the tastes of a menopausal women
2) he is a full on male feminist (meme ideology)
3) he is willing to burn any accumulated goodwill over spite

he also blames "woman-haters" for this shitshow which was the TT affair, when BP regs were the ones who derailed it in the first place.

between this and lending support so hard to ICE, Kiwifarms isn't getting new members anytime soon
 
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