Kiwi Pot Pie
Hellovan Onion
Josh is not a child rapist because he's too fat to ever catch a kid (which also involves leaving his basement, an unlikely prospect). And he's too stingy to lure them with candy, man's gotta stuff his face ya know.Null has to keep upgrading his servers to increase his child porn stash. He moves around a lot because he keeps getting found out as a child rapist.





