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Josh promises to work on Sneedforo once he makes enough money.
Over the last few years, since our license was revoked by XenForo, I have wanted to rewrite the forum software. However, this is not happening, especially if we're not making money, and if we're going to make money on the site I might as well actually update the site. Once I'm happy with how the site's actually running I'll start spending more time in the rewrite.
This isn't going to happen. He hasn't bothered to work on Sneedforo in over 2 years. The site wasn't "making money" (according to him) back then too. The only thing that's changed from now and then is his desperation for cash.
Josh is babysitting his users and "unbroke" profile privacy after more than 10 years because Lidl Drip users have been slapfighting each other. This is not something that had to be done. What needed to be done long ago equal enforcement of the "no infighting" rule. Users like Lidl Drip have been getting away with it for too long.
What grift? At worst the Mountain Lawyer is enabling this sort of grifting. This is the tier membership marketing that you'd expect. It requires a shit load of coding that joshy isn't capable of, sooooooo... I mean... the guy is asking for personal cheques (the proper way of spelling it), which just reminds me of...
"Don't get me wrong (Gimme some money)
Try getting me right (Gimme some money)
Your face is ok
But your purse is too tight (Gimme some money)
I'm looking for pound notes, loose change, bad checks, anything".
I don't need to mention the stupidity of handing your dox (inc bank details) to a manchild and his recently hacked hugbox, do I?
Doubt Matt Hardin controls much about the site. If he were a competent lawyer then he'd tell Null that rebranding doxing to "phonebooking" will give zilch protection from liability. Either Hardin sucks at his job too or Null isn't paying attention to him.
On past posts, I mentioned the KF warchest was $160,000, even though everyone else including Moon kept saying $150,000. I found the archives where it was recorded at the end of the fundraiser and it was $159,588. Note that this number does not include cryptocurrency sent to Josh, so the real number was likely even higher. Also, Josh personally got the crypto and his site specified that the crypto was his alone and he could spend it on whatever he wanted. Lmao. So scams within scams.
My only hope for this latest Josh scam is that it sounds like more trouble than it's worth for the paypigs. For one, it's not convenient to use physical checks to bypass payment processors. For two, if you're not a USA user, you might not be able to do it. For three, the perks of being a superuser paypig are lame but undoubtedly some of these retards with too much money will want them. For four, I imagine since they are processing checks, that Josh will have the paypigs' names and addresses since he has their bank routing numbers. That should be a healthy fear as Josh is mercurial and turns on users on a dime all the time. Not to mention KF has been hacked several times. So paypigs should prepare to get doxed. Add all this together, his latest scheme should have a low retention rate. Yeah, he's gonna get some whale dumb-dumbs like Tetrabax who slips him $500 per stream, merely for showing up, even when the stream sucks. A sucker like that would jump at the opportunity to send Jewsh $40/month for some status perks. But normal users would be deterred by all the above.
Hardin is Josh's co-scammer. Partner-in-crime. It's why Hardin stopped Josh from wasting even more money on Viny Zhen in Australia. 'Cause that means less money for Hardin.
Tbh nearly every thread on the Farms is a personal army request. A group of people don't like someone so you write the thread and try to enlist others to join in on it. The trick is to try to make it funny to disguise your real intent. But if KF'ers don't like you attacking this person, the will call it unfunny. Like if you were a Rekieta alog during KickVic when he was grifting weeb-losers and 90% of KF'ers worshipped Rekieta's every breath nightly, they'd call it not funny. Now, when Josh is deeply invested in a personal feud with Rekieta, alogging Rekieta is funny.
Doubt Matt Hardin controls much about the site. If he were a competent lawyer then he'd tell Null that rebranding doxing to "phonebooking" will give zilch protection from liability. Either Hardin sucks at his job too or Null isn't paying attention to him.
Sure on Kiwi Farms. Well, if you look at the Kiwi Farms fundraiser litigation site they set up for raising money for lawfare, Hardin's mark is all over it. He clearly wrote it or signed off on it. It reads like a lawyer covering all his bases and closing all loopholes so someone can't trip him up. I think one could make an argument that Josh embezzled money with this fundraiser. He pitched it on his MATI podcast as suing Epik for defamation. But then blew it all on defending Viny Zhen against Liz Fong Jones. When you raise money for X and spend it on Y, that is embezzlement. Then you add in the cryptocurrency, which only Josh had access to, and it looks worse. This was also pitched as being for the purpose of defending Kiwi Farms but went straight into Josh's pocket. No, I don't particularly care that Josh hired a lawyer to cover his bases and say "no refunds" and "crypto is for Josh to spend at his discretion." It's still a fucking scam.
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." - Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.
As in, the names of things do not affect what they really are. Running a financial scam, and having a lawyer cover your ass using words, so you can't be sued, is still a scam. Just like "phonebooking" is still "doxing" and doesn't change just 'cause you rebranded it to something else.
I came to KiwiFarms in the aftermath of the 4chan shutdown. I wasn't impressed. No, I'm not a sock. Yes, I should go back to my (dead lol) site. I apologize upfront for being a newfag. But what I saw indicated KiwiFarms is worse run than even the absolutely rancid shithole I'm from, due to its owner. I think all the users who joined after 4chan's death will ultimately leave, except for those who like gargling balls.
>He shamelessly begs for money and/or sympathy.
The only reason he let registrations stay open during the 4chan invasion is because its collapse offers both (and an ability to preen the same way he did during SomethingAwful's various meltdowns). After the last few years of telling anons to go back to 4chan, suddenly Null is welcoming and proffering his dick to be sucked in their thread. The motives are transparent. >He's a monomaniacal crank.
Nowadays, this mostly emerges on the issues of Islam, trannies, and the banking system. His objection to trannies isn't based on principle or the fact men in dresses are funny, it's because trannies almost killed his site. Instead of laughing at the angry men in dresses, nowadays he gets butthurt. "Trannies! Muslims! Pedos! Incels!" is his immediate buttmad response when he's losing an argument (which is often). He dresses up his egotistic response in moral language. >He has a massive ego and will jettison past principles based on present whims.
His attitude on politics (>I hate politics/here's a political headline!) is schizophrenic and reactionary. His attitude shifts depending on whether he needs donations or not. >His free speech beliefs are hypocritical.
When he's out shaking the donation cup, you're helping him stand up for free speech on the internet. When another site closes down, it's their fault for not being cool like him. But as soon as you disagree on one of Null's monomanias, he flips out, you get banned, and Null says "muh freezepeach" despite invoking the very same argument when no payment processor wants to deal with him. >His attitude to offensive content is now 2013 SJW tier.
Loli is bad. Porn is bad. You will not make edgy jokes about these subjects, or any other subjects I think are bad. They are unfunny, because Dear Leader says so, and he will huff, puff, and write "and everybody clapped" stories to justify himself. >He lets hugboxes exist on bullshit Tumblr-tier pretexts.
His premises are "women don't have a place anywhere else" and "the women will leave if the mean incels bully them", when these are exactly the kind of users you don't want on the site because they will literally fucking kill it. Let the retards fight each other and have their gay sticker fights, it's free entertainment. His feminist heel turn seems mostly motivated by the fact Dear Reader is ronery. And because he's probably fucking one of the radfems. >Null has a ballhugging coterie who follow him to give stickers and lick his taint.
I.e. the reason forums went extinct, since most normal people are repulsed by public display of homosexuality. This addiction to taint-licking just compounds on all the issues above. There is an entire gimp brigade who have the admin's profile open in a tab so they can clean his asshole with their tongues after each shitpost. Tell one of these catboy catamites to attempt heterosexuality and they will run crying to daddy Null. >He bans users who are funnier than him.
Sigserv gave off a tremendous aura of pure animal sexuality and made credible terroristic threats, which explains why Null banned him: Sigserv is exactly the kind of user who would cuck Null.
His behavior isn't motivated by the fear of KiwiFarms ceasing to exist. His behavior is motivated by the fear of HIS KiwiFarms ceasing to exist. Null would rather have a world with no KiwiFarms at all than a world where he doesn't own it. Like the grifters he gets mad at, Null wants to be the Fuhrer of his own little dictatorship. Correspondingly, he gets into gay internet slapfights with various ecelebs fighting for the same turf (i.e. Ralph and Metokur). The personal investment Null has in these turf wars is blatantly obvious and manifests in genuine butthurt.
As for the community itself, it's a handful of funny guys in a sea of absolute mouthbreathing mongoloids, angry retards, sensitive spergs, wimpy wallflowers, and the kind of stuffy stick-up-the-ass prigs who killed SA.
Null's unaddressed psychological issues guarantee he will eventually piss off his new userbase (Christian traditionalists, radical feminists, humorless spergs) when he relapses into his old behavior. Which he will, because:
Null has no real principles.
Null reflexively uses irony to mask serious butthurt.
Null is incredibly thin-skinned beneath this irony.
Null blows up at Mangosteen tier banter; he can dish it out, not take it.
Null NEVER criticizes himself.
Null retreats into self-pity and "the internet isn't serious guiz" when things get tough (usually because of some gay shit he started himself.)
Null is the product of the father who abandoned him and the mother who neglected him.
Null has done nothing to grow beyond those circumstances.
Every single of these traits were the defining features of lowtax, too. Power and spergtardery don't mix well.
Null will make a mistake. And because of the userbase he has deliberately cultivated (i.e. tradcons,radfems, spergs), his mistake will have the exact same consequences as lowtax. The massive irony is that Null will see his "empire" spectacularly implode in the exact same way as lowtax did, for the same reasons Null called lowtax out for doing nearly a decade ago.
tl;dr: Null exhibits fatherless behavior, 0/10 would not have sex with.
I came to KiwiFarms in the aftermath of the 4chan shutdown. I wasn't impressed. No, I'm not a sock. Yes, I should go back to my (dead lol) site. I apologize upfront for being a newfag. But what I saw indicated KiwiFarms is worse run than even the absolutely rancid shithole I'm from, due to its owner. I think all the users who joined after 4chan's death will ultimately leave, except for those who like gargling balls.
>He shamelessly begs for money and/or sympathy.
The only reason he let registrations stay open during the 4chan invasion is because its collapse offers both (and an ability to preen the same way he did during SomethingAwful's various meltdowns). After the last few years of telling anons to go back to 4chan, suddenly Null is welcoming and proffering his dick to be sucked in their thread. The motives are transparent. >He's a monomaniacal crank.
Nowadays, this mostly emerges on the issues of Islam, trannies, and the banking system. His objection to trannies isn't based on principle or the fact men in dresses are funny, it's because trannies almost killed his site. Instead of laughing at the angry men in dresses, nowadays he gets butthurt. "Trannies! Muslims! Pedos! Incels!" is his immediate buttmad response when he's losing an argument (which is often). He dresses up his egotistic response in moral language. >He has a massive ego and will jettison past principles based on present whims.
His attitude on politics (>I hate politics/here's a political headline!) is schizophrenic and reactionary. His attitude shifts depending on whether he needs donations or not. >His free speech beliefs are hypocritical.
When he's out shaking the donation cup, you're helping him stand up for free speech on the internet. When another site closes down, it's their fault for not being cool like him. But as soon as you disagree on one of Null's monomanias, he flips out, you get banned, and Null says "muh freezepeach" despite invoking the very same argument when no payment processor wants to deal with him. >His attitude to offensive content is now 2013 SJW tier.
Loli is bad. Porn is bad. You will not make edgy jokes about these subjects, or any other subjects I think are bad. They are unfunny, because Dear Leader says so, and he will huff, puff, and write "and everybody clapped" stories to justify himself. >He lets hugboxes exist on bullshit Tumblr-tier pretexts.
His premises are "women don't have a place anywhere else" and "the women will leave if the mean incels bully them", when these are exactly the kind of users you don't want on the site because they will literally fucking kill it. Let the retards fight each other and have their gay sticker fights, it's free entertainment. His feminist heel turn seems mostly motivated by the fact Dear Reader is ronery. And because he's probably fucking one of the radfems. >Null has a ballhugging coterie who follow him to give stickers and lick his taint.
I.e. the reason forums went extinct, since most normal people are repulsed by public display of homosexuality. This addiction to taint-licking just compounds on all the issues above. There is an entire gimp brigade who have the admin's profile open in a tab so they can clean his asshole with their tongues after each shitpost. Tell one of these catboy catamites to attempt heterosexuality and they will run crying to daddy Null. >He bans users who are funnier than him.
Sigserv gave off a tremendous aura of pure animal sexuality and made credible terroristic threats, which explains why Null banned him: Sigserv is exactly the kind of user who would cuck Null.
His behavior isn't motivated by the fear of KiwiFarms ceasing to exist. His behavior is motivated by the fear of HIS KiwiFarms ceasing to exist. Null would rather have a world with no KiwiFarms at all than a world where he doesn't own it. Like the grifters he gets mad at, Null wants to be the Fuhrer of his own little dictatorship. Correspondingly, he gets into gay internet slapfights with various ecelebs fighting for the same turf (i.e. Ralph and Metokur). The personal investment Null has in these turf wars is blatantly obvious and manifests in genuine butthurt.
As for the community itself, it's a handful of funny guys in a sea of absolute mouthbreathing mongoloids, angry retards, sensitive spergs, wimpy wallflowers, and the kind of stuffy stick-up-the-ass prigs who killed SA.
Null's unaddressed psychological issues guarantee he will eventually piss off his new userbase (Christian traditionalists, radical feminists, humorless spergs) when he relapses into his old behavior. Which he will, because:
Null has no real principles.
Null reflexively uses irony to mask serious butthurt.
Null is incredibly thin-skinned beneath this irony.
Null blows up at Mangosteen tier banter; he can dish it out, not take it.
Null NEVER criticizes himself.
Null retreats into self-pity and "the internet isn't serious guiz" when things get tough (usually because of some gay shit he started himself.)
Null is the product of the father who abandoned him and the mother who neglected him.
Null has done nothing to grow beyond those circumstances.
Every single of these traits were the defining features of lowtax, too. Power and spergtardery don't mix well.
Null will make a mistake. And because of the userbase he has deliberately cultivated (i.e. tradcons,radfems, spergs), his mistake will have the exact same consequences as lowtax. The massive irony is that Null will see his "empire" spectacularly implode in the exact same way as lowtax did, for the same reasons Null called lowtax out for doing nearly a decade ago.
tl;dr: Null exhibits fatherless behavior, 0/10 would not have sex with.
Null is not Lowtax. Null will never be Lowtax. He is not going to have a dramatic fall, he'll just slink off the internet in the worst case scenario and never be heard from again.
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