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Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
2.Asexual≠incel. Stop jacking off to vampire bats.
NEVER!
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Using oomancy, I will divine spooky Halloween predictions for Josh's Future

The egg was left in front of a picture of Josh for twenty four hours so it could pick up emanations from his folds

It whispers that he has low self-esteem and a huge ego
He has zero understanding of women and relationships and how they really work
Sees a wife and kids as a reward for all his suffering
Has jerked it to femboys at least once in the last year (the egg ain't judging, tho)
Desperate for sex and anyone with a pulse and a uterus (would impregnate a femboy if he could)
I'm getting something about wishing "virgin birth in humans" was a thing?
Eggy tells me the penis will select a schizophrenic/ bipolar/BPD chick
Disaster
Sad broken children
"Psoriasis"

The egg falls silent
The egg flies away on a Broom out of shame.
 
This is like when you compliment Kengle's hairline but I'll choose to interpret it kindly
All I said was Ken has an an amazing hairline at a time when a certain kiwi was obsessing over hairlines.
There's a world of meaningless shit posting to indulge in 😎
No, I prefer calling Josh a faggot, hang on.
Has jerked it to femboys at least once in the last year (the egg ain't judging, tho)
Josh IS a femboy and he's been pretty open about how he is attracted to himself as a woman so he probably jerks to himself every day, the egg tells no lies.

...that's the good stuff.
 
I'm sure he'll find a library
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And he's trying to claim that his book of fairy tales that he subscribes to. Says it's okay to be a homosexual because he said so. People like this have no true beliefs everything they do is just them pretending to be retarded while being retarded.
People who support LGBT and Islam simultaneously should not be allowed to vote because they are clearly too retarded.
 
I say you should be banned all the time lmao in fact you shouldn't have been unbanned. I could make the same argument about when you sperg out over themes and had your broom revoked. Or about the porn in random images.
My brother in retardation, it's a poor look for you to be calling for people to be banned. One might conclude that @Kan has perturbed you, as was his intention
 
Reason: Banning people like you and him is honestly based which is something I actually agree with null on but he goes overboard because everything upsets him. As opposed to me just wanting to spite someone because I'm a spiteful person.
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Josh is angry Nick Rekieta is instructing people to not clip his paywalled streams and abide by Fair Use laws.
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The user he featured is ElissaClips. A popular clip channel who has been accused of child abduction and has asked her fans to give her money to purchase a brand new iPad and iPhone "to continue making clips" and also help her get a new car. She's never bothered to explain herself and has never made to by Kiwifarms because the site likes her.
Everyone's favorite clip channel Elissa Clips stands accused of aiding someone who is/was in contempt of court abduct and hide his child. Count on tranny farms and chemo casino to sweep this up because lolcow Ethan Ralph was mean to her recently. What's with boomers having the worst opsec possible?
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The sweeping for Elissa has begun. Instead of trying to find out the truth and asking Elissa personally if there was any truth behind the allegations, which didn't come from lolcow Ethan Ralph and was publicly available on the internet, Lidl Drip and Chingtastic Chong are dismissing the allegations entirely. Chingtastic Chong seems extra defensive and tells Ethan to kill himself twice in a row.
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Why are neither interested in going directly to Elissa and tagging her kiwifarms account to get the "real truth" in the open and potentially humiliate Ethan?
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It looks like Ralph never even doxed her. She put her own name on her GoFundMe where she's asking for... "the iPhone 15 Pro with 1tb storage ($1,499.00) and the iPad 13 Pro with 2TB storage ($2,299.00)..." so she can keep making content. Is there a reason she does this all on the most expensive devices possible? Can she not buy a cheap PC? I remember a time when the community was against clip channels making money. There was a big hubbub about it a few years ago involving some other clip channel whose name I can't recall right now. This clip channel was ran by a woman and she was very fat.
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Apparently the ElissaClips lore runs deep! In this scantly discussed stream two women speak of Elissa and her controversies. The women claim she previously asked for money in 2020 to fix the same cars she is asking to be fixed now in 2024 and once said she would make a GoFundMe to "get custody of her kids back." The women also discuss allegations she helped someone "kidnap his daughter
through A custody battle" and helped the man flee to Mexico. (Source.)


In a previous post by Elissa, she accused her local police department of sharing "defamatory material" about her. The women state what was shared was not defamatory at all and that federal authorities were actively searching for her and the man she helped allegedly help flee to Mexico. Elissa previously years ago raised money to "pursue legal action" using her kids for sympathy through a GoFundMe that was quietly deleted. The women claim Elissa "signed [her] away." The women go on to say Elissa's family hates her since last time they spoke. The women seem VERY familiar with Elissa and go on to say she used to be very into alcohol and prescription drugs. The women claim they have archives of messages and videos regarding their conversations with Elissa about these topics. The women go on to say her 2024 new gofundme raising money for a new iphone and tablet was "coincidentally" timed with the release of her felon boyfriend from jail and claim she was on his visitation list.

Elissa Is a "deadbeat mom?" Say it ain't so! All theses damning tales and no one from Kiwifarms seems interested in investigating them. This is the power of being a part of the Kiwifarms protection racket. All your crimes and controversies get sweeped under the rug. The same way they protect Captain Manning (John Hokanson Jr.) from being laughed off the site, despite being a confirmed psychotic suicidal mentally-ill loser with no real-life friends or family that wish to speak to him, because he is useful in the site's current crusade against Nick Rekieta given his status as an ex-paypig. This dude is literally 44 years old.

 
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I miss when you were an unbothered gore spammer. This thin skinned whiney faggotry has really broken the immersion
You clearly don't lurk enough because I cheer when kiwifarmers get banned all the time, wanting people's account to get fucked is consistent with my behavior and I am not going to change because you don't like jannys. Even though you're still upset you will never be one here, on kf, or gargamel's forum because you're a snake.
 
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