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Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
Home Depot Bucket said:
They are both shitty people. It is just watching two retards fight, but Jersh at least doesn't have kids involved...because he can't get it up for women and can impregnate no one.
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It's also very easy for Josh to comment from his ivory tower because he has no offline life, other than sending brown sacks of money to Asian men.
I have some sympathy for Nick, because it seems like he wasn't prepared for the little bit of notoriety being "lawtube famous" gave him and clearly the Hotwives went to his head. He fucked up. However, it seems Rekaka has a strong extended family unit and his community cared enough about him to report his actions, so I hope he will be fine.

Keep in mind I have no knowledge of Rekaka outside his interactions with Josh so I could be way off.
 
youthful_ shannel said:
It's also very easy for Josh to comment from his ivory tower because he has no offline life, other than sending brown sacks of money to Asian men.
I have some sympathy for Nick, because it seems like he wasn't prepared for the little bit of notoriety being "lawtube famous" gave him and clearly the Hotwives went to his head. He fucked up. However, it seems Rekaka has a strong extended family unit and his community cared enough about him to report his actions, so I hope he will be fine.
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Nick's a dumb prick who got what was coming for him. He played the persona of 'trad family guy' and its then revealed he's a drunk buffoon.
youthful_ shannel said:
Keep in mind I have no knowledge of Rekaka outside his interactions with Josh so I could be way off.
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Tetsuo Takahashi said:
By far, the best point made was, "When did Kiwi Farms become 'we', Josh?"
Exactly right.

Josh has repeatedly said, the Kiwi Farms is just a website people come to.
It isn't a collective. It isn't a hive mind. This is an excellent peg by Nick.

Remember, Josh also repeatedly insists upon his apathy, saying he doesn't care what other people think.
Hence, why he resorts to "we" here. Josh just can't admit that he is personally champing at the bit. Instead, he necessarily makes it seem like he has a Kiwi army behind him supporting his drama hungry proclivities.
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It's extra funny that Josh's entire thesis for calling Vito Gesualdi a pedophile is that he used "we" to say that the law doesn't care about non-offending pedophiles, which is objectively true. Vito naturally said he was using the "royal we" and called Josh autistic for not understanding. Now Josh is using the "royal we" cope now that he's been called out by Nick. Note how quickly he drops the "we" for "I will" as soon as he was called out even though he did mean "we" given he immediately ran and cried to his forum, tasking then to do his work for him.
thefrogninja said:
Josh: "Kiwifarms isn't a monolith!"
also Josh: "👉👈🥺 pwease hewp me embawass my ex e-daddy Nick Wekeita and do my w0wk for me 👉👈🥺"
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TheNotRealAsh said:
Nick's a dumb prick who got what was coming for him. He played the persona of 'trad family guy' and its then revealed he's a drunk buffoon.
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Not even that. One thing to be a drunk, but functional alcoholics are a thing. Rather, him and his wife drank like fish and did a shitload of drugs. All because Rackets felt he missed out on his youth and playing the field. She said she indulged him because she felt guilty for 'trapping him' in the the lifestyle of being a responsible husband and father of five. She just gave up at some point. I think she was probably a meh mother before Rackets started complaining how his life was horrible because he married the first woman he fucked.

He just fails to understand he did incredible bagging his cheerleader wife and most men would beg and plead for the opportunity. He would have never had got her if he didn't have all the money behind him and he also takes that for granted.
 
It really doesn't matter who Rekieta is or how bad he is. Thing is the fucking nerds have gotten a hold of the story and they've wrung every last drop of something interesting or funny out of the situation in favor of becoming clout seeking retards that have to actively tip the cow for anything to happen since were just in the legal waiting stage right now.

This is the same thing that happened with Ralph during covid. Some really genuinely funny people made the Ralph thread fun and interesting to read with a good mix of info, art and videos. Of course as soon as Josh started beefing with ralph and made the Gunt subforum it became the least funny thing I've ever seen literally overnight.

Instead of people who knew Gunt lore and were talented at photoshop or making joke songs the Gunt forum became a place for the talentless social climbers of KF to fight for Null's favor by insulting Ralph and his family.

It's not like Ralph wasn't a lolcow anymore or that he stopped deserving to be made fun of. It's just that when you know everyone you post with is just doing it in the hopes of tasting Josh's nonfunctioning penis, well it's not cool or fun anymore.
 
KampungBoy said:
It really doesn't matter who Rekieta is or how bad he is. Thing is the fucking nerds have gotten a hold of the story and they've wrung every last drop of something interesting or funny out of the situation in favor of becoming clout seeking retards that have to actively tip the cow for anything to happen since were just in the legal waiting stage right now.

This is the same thing that happened with Ralph during covid. Some really genuinely funny people made the Ralph thread fun and interesting to read with a good mix of info, art and videos. Of course as soon as Josh started beefing with ralph and made the Gunt subforum it became the least funny thing I've ever seen literally overnight.

Instead of people who knew Gunt lore and were talented at photoshop or making joke songs the Gunt forum became a place for the talentless social climbers of KF to fight for Null's favor by insulting Ralph and his family.

It's not like Ralph wasn't a lolcow anymore or that he stopped deserving to be made fun of. It's just that when you know everyone you post with is just doing it in the hopes of tasting Josh's nonfunctioning penis, well it's not cool or fun anymore. ...anymore.
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We can take it a step further and say that a-lot of the faggots that suck jewsh's dysfunctional cock are a hivemind. Everything you said is pretty much a good reason why were superior to KF, but if somebody needs someone else's validation or in need of some back-blowing JUST to whore some retard is insanity. You don't see us making fun of Josh to get on our knees for Ken, we see Josh for the fat faggot he is and bully the shit out of him for it.
 
Home Depot Bucket said:
Not even that. One thing to be a drunk, but functional alcoholics are a thing. Rather, him and his wife drank like fish and did a shitload of drugs. All because Rackets felt he missed out on his youth and playing the field. She said she indulged him because she felt guilty for 'trapping him' in the the lifestyle of being a responsible husband and father of five. She just gave up at some point. I think she was probably a meh mother before Rackets started complaining how his life was horrible because he married the first woman he fucked.

He just fails to understand he did incredible bagging his cheerleader wife and most men would beg and plead for the opportunity. He would have never had got her if he didn't have all the money behind him and he also takes that for granted.
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That's the saddest part about Rekieta, he had what others would kill for, a wife and kids. But he couldn't resist the allure of more.

Null had an easy win, he could have mocked him for being a selfish self-destructive asshole and been completely right. But he can't resist pushing more and more. He's got to watch this man's life completely implode or he's not happy.

Nick is a twat and he doesn't deserve anyones sympathy but God damn Null comes off as a scorned lover with this shit.
 
FatassDrip said:
That's the saddest part about Rekieta, he had what others would kill for, a wife and kids. But he couldn't resist the allure of more.
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No he couldn't resist acting like a Hedonist when he's already in his early forties (I think).
FatassDrip said:
Null had an easy win, he could have mocked him for being a selfish self-destructive asshole and been completely right. But he can't resist pushing more and more. He's got to watch this man's life completely implode or he's not happy.
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Null should've went "Nick Rekieta more like Nick Rectum" and got on with his day.
 
 
It was particularly retarded of Josh to demand the footage from Rackets. Why would Nick incriminate himself like that when it seems to be valid by his own admission? I get people on Nick's thread want to laugh at the lolcow, but won't this all be public record eventually anyway? Some adult needs to step in tell everyone "lol, calm down."

And why would Josh even care even if Nick claimed the cops did plant something? Nick was clearly high as balls streaming. We saw the coke. He was clearly getting blown under the desk by his whore. There are multiple witnesses saying he did massive amounts of drugs, including the spaghetti-o cuck. Even if Nick made his claim, there is so much undeniable evidence to the contrary that it all becomes absolutely ridiculous.. Again, why would Josh choose this to argue about?

Plus let's not forget Nick basically admitted his home was a complete shithole in court because him and his wife would rather get wasted then do dishes or take care of the kids. Josh is really picking retarded arguments here and gave Nick and easy win for it.

And, by the way, everyone should be absolutely pissed that Nick got his kids back. He clearly has shown no signs of change. Nick said, "It should terrify you how easy it was." Why even say that unless he is also admitting he shouldn't have gotten them back?

All of these autistic rants Rackets goes on about are getting really tiresome. Oh, the government is fucking him over? Why, Nick? Is it because you believe you have the right to get as high and drunk as you want to and neglect your kids? Imagine if he kills someone in a DUI. What's he going to say? "Well it was still my right to get drunk and drive. The stupid government wants me to care about the person who died, but they're a bunch of corrupt assholes intent on fucking me over..."
 
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Vidkun Quisling said:
Telling the police to fuck off when they're right in front of you is righteous. Telling cops almost 7,000 miles away to fuck off is what fags hiding in the bathroom do.
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I once drunkenly and angrily yelled at a cop to go home and beat his wife and rape his stepdaughter as they were leaving my house because they couldn't arrest me that night.

That dude could have found an excuse to beat the fuck out of me, Taser me, mace me and him and his buddies give me the symphony of the batons.

I don't think that pussy would have the balls to do that to the cops even with TV cameras and lawyers protecting him.
 
Reason: In hindsight I don't think I would have had the balls to do it sober, but I do think it's funny that I did it.
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