Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

[Jack]

You disappoint @Neko Rights Activist and @Meowsolini.

Well let me extend an olive branch to them, this is from Dominion Tank Police one of the only good animes. The main bad guys are two cat women

 

[VAIDS Victim]

I have the antidote to neko soda for null right here...

It's a grown non neko girl with hips and boobs. Probably would shrivel his dick even more (he's not attracted to females, I don't believe it).

 

[Jack]

I've got a real drink for him:

 

[SpaceStationRubber]

Does Joshua Connor Moon Potter strike you as someone with good self discipline and impulse control?

His impulse control=his heart attack at this rate

 

[Jack]

His impulse control=his heart attack at this rate

Do you know why he's going to have a heart attack?

Spoiler: The cause of his heart attack:

 

[fag0t]

neko shota overdose

 

[VAIDS Victim]

neko shota overdose

Does anyone have that one neko soda image that always got posted on lolcow.org? Of an anime neko drinking a soda to make fun of josh/call him a pedo?

 

[Jack]

neko shota overdose

Today I learned what the words neko and shota meant.

Fuck null, fuck japan and most of all fuck google.

 

[polonium]

His impulse control=his heart attack at this rate

The only way null develops impulse control is if he gets fitted with a pacemaker

 

[fag0t]

Does anyone have that one neko soda image that always got posted on lolcow.org? Of an anime neko drinking a soda to make fun of josh/call him a pedo?

i for sure dont i cant even remember if i saw that

 

[Jack]

The only way null develops impulse control is if he gets fitted with a pacemaker

I don't mean to be that guy, but a pacemaker wouldn't do anything for a fat man's heart disease. They are only used for arrhythmias which is an irregular heartbeat.

Source: I had atrial fibrillation 2 years ago and if the cryo balloon ablation surgery didn't take they were going to give me a pacemaker with a defibrillator in it.

Also anyone who drinks to the point of getting drunk, you should probably not do that because every time you do you get something known as holiday heart (which means you get atrial fibrillation and every time you drink you can end up permanently having it and not knowing you have it until you have a stroke or an embolism)

 

[polonium]

I don't mean to be that guy, but a pacemaker wouldn't do anything for a fat man's heart disease. They are only used for arrhythmias which is an irregular heartbeat.

Source: I had atrial fibrillation 2 years ago and if the cryo balloon ablation surgery didn't take they were going to give me a pacemaker with a defibrillator in it.

Also anyone who drinks to the point of getting drunk, you should probably not do that because every time you do you get something known as holiday heart (which means you get atrial fibrillation and every time you drink you can end up permanently having it and not knowing you have it until you have a stroke or an embolism)

I can't believe you survived all that just to step on my joke. Rude.

 

[Jack]

I can't believe you survived all that just to step on my joke. Rude.

I'm SORRY I thought you guys would find it interesting.

Oh here's another thing: when I first went to the hospital because my chest felt all messed up, they had to give me a cardioversion (those are those little paddles that you see in the movies where they go CLEAR! And bring dead people back to life)

Well they don't bring anybody back to life, but they do knock your heart back into normal sinus rhythm. But anyway my point is two things really bummed me out about it: they knock you out beforehand because apparently if you were awake it would hurt like hell, and the most disappointing thing of all was they're not even paddles. They're 2 big stickers that go on your chest and side.

It's crazy because when you wake up you have these two marks that look like sunburn in the shape of the stickers because you just got hit with so much electricity that burns your skin a little bit.

Pretty neat right?

So basically what I'm saying is when that fat slob shota nekko pedophile keels over dead from a heart attack, the little CLEAR! Paddles ain't gonna do shit.

 

[cosmic veteran]

Speaking of archives, do you have those Sad at the Internet MATI parodies by any chance? For whatever reason they’re not on YT anymore.

sadly I don't. mind you, preservetube.com is a site that was founded in the previous year. I saw and watched the video in the old (deleted) kf general thread. not sure if the video is still there

 

[SpaceStationRubber]

The only way null develops impulse control is if he gets fitted with a pacemaker

If he ran laps around moral stability yeah sure

 

[polonium]

If he ran laps around moral stability yeah sure

The only thing null runs is his mouth

 

[Jack]

The only thing null runs is his mouth

Well I would say if you're talking about the way he tries to act like a big boy on the internet technically he's running his fingers over a keyboard not his mouth.

But if you're talking about prepubescent boys penises, I'm betting he DEFINITELY runs his mouth on those.

 

[polonium]

Well I would say if you're talking about the way he tries to act like a big boy on the internet technically he's running his fingers over a keyboard not his mouth.

But if you're talking about prepubescent boys penises, I'm betting he DEFINITELY runs his mouth on those.

You should drink more

 

[Jack]

You should drink more

That wasn't a very cash money thing to say of you, sir.

 

[thefrogninja]

The only thing null runs is his mouth

He runs to the bathroom when a tranny knocks on his front door to have a man-to-man conversation.