Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Josh and Finances

[Gajin]

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This is your brain on stonks.

GUARANTEED to blow up in Josh's face one way or the other IF he actually does it, which I feel like he won't.

 

[SIGSEGV]

GUARANTEED to blow up in Josh's face

Please do not post bomb threats on Onion Farms.

 

[storms of the rider]

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This is your brain on stonks.

And here are people who are ok with Josh's stonk idea:

 

[Ronald Rump]

Pssht I'm ok with it. If Josh wants to waste his time and limited resources on this, then fine lmao

 

[Deleted member 158]

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This is your brain on stonks.

I'm buying this coin, but only if it has his face on it instead of CWC.

Jokes aside, it doesn't seem too ridiculous. I like the idea of having symbolic objects/representations of a larger entity.

 

[thefrogninja]

Don't believe the nullsimps who believe Josh has all these skills that make him super employable unlike other lolcows who must stream for a living. We've all seen the screenshots (i think) of him crying in chat about not landing any jobs his internet friends try to help him with. Whenever he does decide to quit kiwifarms he'll likely move back to the states, "I can come back whenever i want... it's just cheaper to live in eastern Europe (while moving to a new country every other month,)" and become a welfare queen, a mukbanger, or move back in with Mama Moon. I'm sure she'd be happy to have her little man back.

 

[Cat Administrator]

This is hilarious. Even with all I spent on Godaddy(btw Host Gator is a better deal). It was probably $150/month and that was for everything, not just OF.

 

[Cat Administrator]

Please do not post bomb threats on Onion Farms.

If it's metaphorically spesking it's okay. But if it is bonafide threats concerning bombs, that's another matter.

 

[Cat Administrator]

If it's metaphorically spesking it's okay. But if it is bonafide threats concerning bombs, that's another matter.

I for example would never permit that terrorist shooting video to be posted on Onionfarms and then respond with a profanity laced rant at the police.

 

[AnimuAvatar]

Pssht I'm ok with it. If Josh wants to waste his time and limited resources on this, then fine lmao

I don't buy that his resources or time are limited actually. He doesn't really behave like someone who's legitimately hurting for money and it's not like he has a real job to take up his time. He can waste money on these sorts of merch runs because he's got cash to blow and the kind of e-celeb groupy audience who would drop money on autistic nonsense.

 

[Niggo Mortensen]

There’s no incentive to be honest about his finances so he isn’t going to do that. Keep his paypigs thinking that he’s the only thing keeping free speech alive on the internet. Dear Feeder was beyond delusional about his bank regulation thread but enough of them bought into it. As long as he’s able to convince his paycucks that Kiwi Farms is the last bastion of freedom, he can keep the shekels rolling in.

 

[Bootang]

Don't believe the nullsimps who believe Josh has all these skills that make him super employable unlike other lolcows who must stream for a living. We've all seen the screenshots (i think) of him crying in chat about not landing any jobs his internet friends try to help him with. Whenever he does decide to quit kiwifarms he'll likely move back to the states, "I can come back whenever i want... it's just cheaper to live in eastern Europe (while moving to a new country every other month,)" and become a welfare queen, a mukbanger, or move back in with Mama Moon. I'm sure she'd be happy to have her little man back.

Hello, first time poster here. This is amazing information. I think, after reading the Blockland thread, I can conclude that Josh lacks ANY social skills necessary to actually LAND a job. And, you know, the paper trail required to prove his skills.

I bet he has weird fucking tells that people catch as being completely unmarketable because people in hiring departments watch for certain social cues that make someone virtually unemployable.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Hello, first time poster here. This is amazing information. I think, after reading the Blockland thread, I can conclude that Josh lacks ANY social skills necessary to actually LAND a job. And, you know, the paper trail required to prove his skills.

I bet he has weird fucking tells that people catch as being completely unmarketable because people in hiring departments watch for certain social cues that make someone virtually unemployable.

Oh he has a paper trail alright, just check out his resume!

>get name change to hide from all the shit that makes you unemployable
>list several things that can easily be tied back to your real identity as job experience anyway

loving every laugh

 

[Bootang]

Oh he has a paper trail alright, just check out his resume!
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>get name change to hide from all the shit that makes you unemployable
>list several things that can easily be tied back to your real identity as job experience anyway

loving every laugh

James Potter doesn't even know how to write a fucking decent statement for his resumé, hahahaahaha.

Nobody gives a shit about "thirst for freedom", they give a shit about these buzzwords: "synergy, learning experience, personal evolution, bringing my skills to the fore."

 

[Cat Administrator]

James Potter doesn't even know how to write a fucking decent statement for his resumé, hahahaahaha.

Nobody gives a shit about "thirst for freedom", they give a shit about these buzzwords: "synergy, learning experience, personal evolution, bringing my skills to the fore."

I have not read it yet but this sounds like it's just about on the same level with CWC.

 

[thefrogninja]

I like how obvious it is he chose that name because searching it would give you a bunch of Harry Potter shit.

 

[Bootang]

I like how obvious it is he chose that name because searching it would give you a bunch of Harry Potter shit.

To be fair that is how you try to do a SEO Shield. That does not work if you are putting the name of the company for whose registrar you keep in your old name on the resumé, along with all the shit that comes with researching "1776 whatever LLC" and it comes up as Joshua Conner Moon, of KiwiFarms fame.

 

[Noghoul]

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

HAHAHAHAHAHA
His potential employers need to see our 50 pages-long thread about his meltdowns.
Also, let's see what our eugenics-supporting cow has to say about web accessibility:

Oh he has a paper trail alright, just check out his resume!
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>get name change to hide from all the shit that makes you unemployable
>list several things that can easily be tied back to your real identity as job experience anyway

loving every laugh

>there is a typo in the paperwork to change his name
loving every laugh indeed

 

[Obscenity2022]

Hello, first time poster here. This is amazing information. I think, after reading the Blockland thread, I can conclude that Josh lacks ANY social skills necessary to actually LAND a job. And, you know, the paper trail required to prove his skills.

I bet he has weird fucking tells that people catch as being completely unmarketable because people in hiring departments watch for certain social cues that make someone virtually unemployable.

while true, its much easier to just not go to companies with good hiring departments. retail just relies on the manager to decide if you're a psycho or not. no one mentions him being off. i would think fredrick or CRP would have said something. plus uber and other apps just rely on phone interviews and he has enough experience talking to people like that.

 

[Bootang]

while true, its much easier to just not go to companies with good hiring departments. retail just relies on the manager to decide if you're a psycho or not. no one mentions him being off. i would think fredrick or CRP would have said something. plus uber and other apps just rely on phone interviews and he has enough experience talking to people like that.

Just look at his Blockland thread. He thinks he's superior to those kinds of jobs. He would probably land a retail gig at a GameStop if he wanted.