stammers
"oh I say, w-w-w-w oh how terribly dreadful of me but..."
foppishly looks around
"I apologize just ever so much for my awkwardness but you see..."
bangs some mash
"I'm just ever so british you see, and I was wondering terribly if you don't mind..."
complains about Brexit
"Terribly you see, would you mind coming over to my flat I'm just ever so bent, a real bummer you see, an outrageous poof..."
six bongs
"Oh my word, I dare say, it's 6 bongs it is, time to suck my evening cock"
-Every british person.