If you put sperm on a little cup with dirt and water it, does a little human tree blossom?

[SentinentCloud]

my plans to foster new chuderinos awakening in my devious mind

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

You need to inject the sperm into an egg first. The bigger the egg the bigger the human. Plant the egg with the seed like a seed. Use dinosaur eggs for best results.

 

[polonium]

Null's basil plant saga just took a dark turn

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Family

 

[Chemo]

No, that just creates a mess and makes God sad.
If you want fresh chuderinos you gotta do it the old fashioned way. For maximum autism and social alienation, wait until you're almost 40 to have children