We GET IT, you're gay for your dogs. Put the peanut butter away and settle down, chief. Lol, seriously though I know how you feel to a lesser extent. I have a German shep mix that strangers think is the devil, but he's just a big dumb fucking puppy when you get to know him.That honestly goes for most pure breds in general which is why I always get a get mixed breeds. Overpriced and many health issues. My dog hasn't eaten any toddlers or babies yet. He's great with the kids in my family and I have a bunch of cats as well. He doesn't bother them either. If people can't handle their pets they have no business having kids either.