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This is a repost of the thread on snark.vegas, Agent S gave permission for this to be reposted.
(snark.vegas link) (archive today)
All credit to Agent S!
This thread OP is currently a work in progress! Sections & edits will be added as I come up with more things from Hujan's Internet presence to share with you.
Hello everyone, welcome to Snark Vegas! For one of the first proper threads, I thought it would be funny to write about a niche sektur lolcow I’ve been keeping tabs on for quite a while now. His stage name is Hujan The Host & his legal name is Kyle Julian Mark Sean Rhys Coleman. Yes, you read that right. He has FOUR middle names.
Why are you writing this thread on here & not the Kiwi Farms?
The reason for this is quite simple. While there is a Hujan thread on the KiwiFarms, it is outdated for the most part & updates will be difficult due to Null directly banning any reference to Hujan’s top enemy, Jesse from Pod Awful, from his website. What this does is make alogging Hujan insanely difficult!
(Archive)
Second, Kyle Julian Mark Sean Rhys Coleman was already sperging out about this website’s existence yesterday. In these tweets, he’s claiming Ethan Ralph’s profile picture is a secret dig at him. WHAT A SCHIZO!
1. Archive
2. Archive
That’s the comparison Hujan is trying to make but for those who were around for Ralph’s CozyTV arc….. You know how insane Hujan looks here. Here's two photos from both Ralph & Fuentes' crew to demonstrate this trend was popularized by no other than Nicholas J. Fuentes in the year of 2022!!!!
Now, you hopefully got a taste of the insanity of Hujan just based off his reaction to this website being announced. Next section will be a lead up to the insanity!
BISEXUAL FABSWINGERS ACCOUNT
This segment will be a TL;DR of what Sprate Header has already written on the KiwiFarms but it's essential to Hujan lore, even today, so I will throw up the proof right here! First off, here's Hujan referencing the Hujanikabolokov username to one of his long time enemies from the commentary community, Angry Slug! As you can see in this tweet, he's already fucking himself over!
(https://archive.fo/qlNRd)
Based off this information, his Pinterest, & his YouTube (which he privated/deleted all the videos from because he refuses to host anything as "Hujan The Host!"), we can confirm this bisexual FabSwingers account is his!
(https://archive.fo/K1mS7) (https://archive.fo/sODns)
(https://archive.fo/F72oj)
Later on, Hujan would cope about how this degenerate swingers profile isn't his because of two reasons. In 2024, his excuse is that he MOVED in the 12 years since he's made his account (14 years now)!
(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/HSGGK)
More recently, he's decided to go with the excuse that he's 50% straight (I'm not joking). The full recording can be found later in this page but here's a relevant screenshot that includes the timestamp you want to go too!
Now, there's the proof that Hujan owned a bisexual FabSwingers account. The next section, however, is even MORE depraved!!!! BUCKLE UP!
INSTAGRAM HORRORS!
Now, where do we begin on Hujan’s degeneracy? Personally, I’d like to start with a BANG! What is that bang you ask? HUJAN’S GAY CHOMO INSTAGRAM!!!! Earlier this year, Hujan expert Pauper Vita published threads on both Twitter & KiwiFarms discussing the horrors of Hujan’s Instagram. On the shittergeek account, he has been found to be following trannies, body builders, underage boys, random Spanish theme park (definitely not a dog whistle), lolicon, and some OnlyFans agencies.
Main Archive / Backup Archive
How do we know this account belongs to Hujan? He used this moniker on TikTok!
(will get the TikTok up here again at some point)
In response to this thread from the great Pauper Vita, Hujan posts proof he has access to the account & then bizarrely claims all those accounts were followed by a hacker while he provides EVIDENCE the hacker never made it into the account! You can see the responses below.
Now that we got the sexual degeneracy taken care off, let's talk about his relationships!
HUJAN'S RELATIONSHIP WITH RAVEN
Before I get into the dirt, let me give you some background on how Hujan & Raven met each other in the first place! If you've been around for long enough, you'll remember Hujan started out in the sektur as a Kino Casino alog in the "Jackson 6". This was a collective of Ethan Ralph/RedPillGangTV fans during the time period of 2024-2025. This would eventually led to him dating Tardski's ex girlfriend Raven! Here's a screenshot of his old profile during this time period to show I know what I'm talking about!
Now, it's time to fast forward to the really funny shit! Sometime last November, there was a group chat ran by Pauper Vita where Raven exposed some very embarrassing lies Hujan told about her. One of these lies? They were still together!
Let's not get too ahead of ourselves though. That was a treat! Here's the original expose tweet Ralph put up including all of it's attachments!
The TL;DR goes something like this:
Now, how did Hujan respond to this? Not very well lol
Here in the attachments is a response video Hujan made & a tiny essay he wrote about the situation:
EXTRA SEETHE
Oh, and here's a tweet about Hujan bragging about seeing Raven's kids. NOT GOOD IF YOU'VE SEEN THE REST OF THIS POST!!!!
Ralph spots obvious botting!
If you've learned anything from this introduction post, it's that Hujan definitely isn't a lolcow to laugh at!
While this is the ending of this post, I will be regularly updating this thread with Hujan sperg outs so everyone here can have a fun time. PEACE!
(snark.vegas link) (archive today)
All credit to Agent S!
This thread OP is currently a work in progress! Sections & edits will be added as I come up with more things from Hujan's Internet presence to share with you.
Hello everyone, welcome to Snark Vegas! For one of the first proper threads, I thought it would be funny to write about a niche sektur lolcow I’ve been keeping tabs on for quite a while now. His stage name is Hujan The Host & his legal name is Kyle Julian Mark Sean Rhys Coleman. Yes, you read that right. He has FOUR middle names.
Why are you writing this thread on here & not the Kiwi Farms?
The reason for this is quite simple. While there is a Hujan thread on the KiwiFarms, it is outdated for the most part & updates will be difficult due to Null directly banning any reference to Hujan’s top enemy, Jesse from Pod Awful, from his website. What this does is make alogging Hujan insanely difficult!
(Archive)
Second, Kyle Julian Mark Sean Rhys Coleman was already sperging out about this website’s existence yesterday. In these tweets, he’s claiming Ethan Ralph’s profile picture is a secret dig at him. WHAT A SCHIZO!
1. Archive
2. Archive
That’s the comparison Hujan is trying to make but for those who were around for Ralph’s CozyTV arc….. You know how insane Hujan looks here. Here's two photos from both Ralph & Fuentes' crew to demonstrate this trend was popularized by no other than Nicholas J. Fuentes in the year of 2022!!!!
Now, you hopefully got a taste of the insanity of Hujan just based off his reaction to this website being announced. Next section will be a lead up to the insanity!
BISEXUAL FABSWINGERS ACCOUNT
This segment will be a TL;DR of what Sprate Header has already written on the KiwiFarms but it's essential to Hujan lore, even today, so I will throw up the proof right here! First off, here's Hujan referencing the Hujanikabolokov username to one of his long time enemies from the commentary community, Angry Slug! As you can see in this tweet, he's already fucking himself over!
(https://archive.fo/qlNRd)
Based off this information, his Pinterest, & his YouTube (which he privated/deleted all the videos from because he refuses to host anything as "Hujan The Host!"), we can confirm this bisexual FabSwingers account is his!
(https://archive.fo/K1mS7) (https://archive.fo/sODns)
(https://archive.fo/F72oj)
Later on, Hujan would cope about how this degenerate swingers profile isn't his because of two reasons. In 2024, his excuse is that he MOVED in the 12 years since he's made his account (14 years now)!
(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/HSGGK)
More recently, he's decided to go with the excuse that he's 50% straight (I'm not joking). The full recording can be found later in this page but here's a relevant screenshot that includes the timestamp you want to go too!
Now, there's the proof that Hujan owned a bisexual FabSwingers account. The next section, however, is even MORE depraved!!!! BUCKLE UP!
INSTAGRAM HORRORS!
Now, where do we begin on Hujan’s degeneracy? Personally, I’d like to start with a BANG! What is that bang you ask? HUJAN’S GAY CHOMO INSTAGRAM!!!! Earlier this year, Hujan expert Pauper Vita published threads on both Twitter & KiwiFarms discussing the horrors of Hujan’s Instagram. On the shittergeek account, he has been found to be following trannies, body builders, underage boys, random Spanish theme park (definitely not a dog whistle), lolicon, and some OnlyFans agencies.
Main Archive / Backup Archive
How do we know this account belongs to Hujan? He used this moniker on TikTok!
(will get the TikTok up here again at some point)
In response to this thread from the great Pauper Vita, Hujan posts proof he has access to the account & then bizarrely claims all those accounts were followed by a hacker while he provides EVIDENCE the hacker never made it into the account! You can see the responses below.
Now that we got the sexual degeneracy taken care off, let's talk about his relationships!
HUJAN'S RELATIONSHIP WITH RAVEN
Before I get into the dirt, let me give you some background on how Hujan & Raven met each other in the first place! If you've been around for long enough, you'll remember Hujan started out in the sektur as a Kino Casino alog in the "Jackson 6". This was a collective of Ethan Ralph/RedPillGangTV fans during the time period of 2024-2025. This would eventually led to him dating Tardski's ex girlfriend Raven! Here's a screenshot of his old profile during this time period to show I know what I'm talking about!
Now, it's time to fast forward to the really funny shit! Sometime last November, there was a group chat ran by Pauper Vita where Raven exposed some very embarrassing lies Hujan told about her. One of these lies? They were still together!
Let's not get too ahead of ourselves though. That was a treat! Here's the original expose tweet Ralph put up including all of it's attachments!
The TL;DR goes something like this:
- Hujan faked having a girlfriend for a year,
- Hujan only met her twice
- Hujan crashed out on her like he always does
- Hujan hasn't been in person with Raven since mid-2024
Now, how did Hujan respond to this? Not very well lol
Here in the attachments is a response video Hujan made & a tiny essay he wrote about the situation:
EXTRA SEETHE
Oh, and here's a tweet about Hujan bragging about seeing Raven's kids. NOT GOOD IF YOU'VE SEEN THE REST OF THIS POST!!!!
Ralph spots obvious botting!
If you've learned anything from this introduction post, it's that Hujan definitely isn't a lolcow to laugh at!
While this is the ending of this post, I will be regularly updating this thread with Hujan sperg outs so everyone here can have a fun time. PEACE!