How do you eat your Kiwis?

[The Crimson Fucker]

Do you eat them with or without the skin? And if so, do you prefer it shaved or hairy? Do you like to style the hair or use specific shaving cream? I personally like to old spice shaving cream and a 4 blades razor to make a goatee and snort the shaving cream and hairs. Then cut it in half and squirt the juices into my eyes and eat the peels.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Sliced

 

[polonium]

I legit eat them like an apple, including the skin, except I don't eat the knobbly butthole bit

 

[Jack]

I like to suck a man's testicles right before he cu-

Oh we were talking about kiwis. Idk, regular style I suppose.

 

[Gargamel]

I don't eat Kiwis, but I have considered turning them into gold.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

Cut them in half and then scoop out the meat with a spoon, put the fuzzy peel in the green bin.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

I also like to wait until the bird has an egg for a free omelette. At least when it comes to that kind of kiwi.

 

[Chemo]

Boiled