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FedGov Desk Mummies Getting Laid Off

The Gays From LA

The Gays From LA Took My K.Flay Away
An Onion Among Onions
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Desk Mummies transitioning into Pickaninnies:

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LAID OFF BY TRUMP, GET YO AZZ ON YOUTUBE!


Desk mummies (aka federal government workers) getting laid off and r/fednews is getting really crowded:

200,000 Workers Just Got Laid Off and You Might Be Next...

Even More People Just Got Laid Off

6,000 IRS Agents Just Got FIRED

Federal desk mummies can't get a job in the commercial sector - because their skil lset is completely outdated when it comes to the actual market - so they're flooding universities now, because academia is basically the only other they can hope to find a job at:

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Source: https://bsky.app/profile/northernsparrow.bsky.social/post/3lipivlf5622h

This video perfectly illustrates how those of us who have been in the commercial sector our whole lives basically look at these people with government jobs:

Federal Layoffs - Probationary Employees - Good Or Bad Thing?

People with government jobs basically think it's their meal ticket, their "iron rice bowl".

Well, AOC said that "sex work is work", so...

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First troon applicant for OnlyFeds reporting:

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I LIVE for these /r/fednews comments: "Where I live, I'm too scared to tell people I'm a fed for fear of what they would do. People are absolutely thrilled to see our trauma.", a closeted desk mummy!

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The desk mummies are so out of touch with reality: "Like, where do the plebs even get their food?!", these comments are almost parodic:

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The desk mummies over r/fednews really struggling right now and wanting to reach for the bottle: "I recall a comment a week or two ago from someone who was hanging onto their sobriety by their fingernails. What’s happening to us is explicitly designed to break us."

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And of course they just have to DEI-signal even here, because even your fucking sobriety program has to be DEI compliant: "I suspect that they’re not particularly trans-affirming."

This is like the creme de la creme of cringe content:

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Things are getting really desperate over at /r/fednews
The feds are literally posting their meds now:

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Mind you, all this festering mental illness was in government until recently, but we're supposed to feel bad for the desk mummies that they've been let go from a job that was either making them mentally ill or making their existing mental illness worse. No one is asking why all of this mental illness was allowed into the government in the first place. Do only crazy people wanna work for the government or is government making people crazy?

FedGov desk mummies are so out of touch with reality, they have to ask why so many plebs hate desk mummies:

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I will allow this woman, herself an ex-fed, to explain why the general public hates desk mummies so much:


Exactly this, desk mummies talk about normal everyday things that everyone in the regular, commercial job market has to go through, but because they're desk mummies for the FedGov they think they're above all that:


Think of the word "bureaucrat". What image does that word conjure up in you? The image of dedicated and conscientious public servant? Or of an "iron rice bowl" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_rice_bowl scumbag gaming the system? I think it's overwhelmingly the latter.

But a desk mummy cannot allow himself to consider the idea that the public views them as inherently unworthy, scummy and corrupt and hence worthy of contempt. Instead, the desk mummies insist that everyone else is just jelly of them for having "job security":

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No desk mummies, no one is jealous of you for selling your souls to the devil, aka the corrupt government and becoming corrupt yourselves. There is nothing enviable about that.

A lowly pleb shows up at /r/fednews and has the nerve to remind these desk mummies that the concept of "job security" is basically a myth for the rest of us plebs working in commercial jobs where we have to perform, show results and compete, so why should desk mummies at the fed be exempt from this? As you can imagine such realtalk from the streets doesn't go down well on /r/fednews: "You just don't understand the complexity of running a large enterprise like the FedGov!"

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Desk mummies are so far up their own asses, they claim it's fraud to insist that there is fraud within government, which is plainly Kafkaesque:

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No desk mummies, no one is jealous of you for selling your souls to the devil, aka the corrupt government and becoming corrupt yourselves. There is nothing enviable about that.
If you're not jealous then why are you celebrating them being horrifically mistreated to the point of suicide and requiring psychiatric intervention? You drip envy.
 
Over at /r/fednews they are openly rumour-mongering that a desk mummy supposedly 数独-ed during a Teams meeting:

Archive: https://archive.is/8ylyO

There is literally no evidence that this has actually happened and it's extremely irresponsible to allow /r/fednews to be used to perpetrate such baseless claims, but why not openly wallow in such grim rumour-mongering on a subreddit that now has 500k subs. Anything to sympathy-milk the public, even unsubstantiated rumours about 数独 will do.

I am not surprised such rumours are popping up thought, because /r/fednews is allowing mentally ill feds to post rants such as this one, where someone was openly asking if they should "martyr" themselves (why someone in the US government is using a literal jihadist term in a public Reddit post is anyone's guess):

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"Journaling revenge fantasies" is just an excuse to wallow in those destructive thoughts longer than you have to - unless this "journaling" is really just a cover for working out plans to actually hurt people:

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When crying and whining doesn't work:"I am unsure how someone has not gone postal in a fed building at this point.", in other words they are secretly goading mentally ill feds towards this, because this is Reddit after all:

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"Why hasn't anyone gone postal?", "That will be the spark", the far-leftists who control the discourse on Reddit are secretly hoping for this because they actually hate veterans, they see them as "enforcers of America's empire" who deserve what they get, so they want vets to go nuts:

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r/fednews has amassed half a million Redditors, 300k of those since last January, but instead of celebrating this milestone for their subreddit, they're having an Eternal September moment because of course these aging Gen X yuppies are gonna be nerdy snobs about becoming popular: "I miss this sub when it was boring."

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Feds continue posting their meds:

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"This sub has become a place of doom and gloom-don’t go reading other people’s pity posts. It doesn’t help.", that's 99% of Reddit and /r/fednews is no different:

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EVERYTHING about you leads me to believe that not only do you know what penis tastes like, but that you enjoy the flavor of it.
1. Sorry, but I have to turn down your advance, I'm quite straight myself. 2. This is 2025 FFS, get a better jab than homophobia. Even the nazi parts of KF have moved on from that.
martyr" themselves (why someone in the US government is using a literal jihadist term in a public Reddit post
"Martyr" is pretty universal to all religions, you islamophobic dumbass. Their method of protest was to send a suicide letter to the media too, so you have ZERO excuses for that tirade.
 
Some judge in San Fran has placed a TRO (Temporary Restraining Order) on further firings from the OPM (US Office of Personnel Management) arguing that the OPM doesn't have a right to fire other depts' workers, only their own.


You would've expected the desk mummies on /r/fednews to calm down now thanks to this TRO, but no, the hysteria and paranoia on the subreddit continues unabated.

Someone with ADHD at the DoD shows up asking /r/fednews to stop posting about alleged psyops from Elon Musk on the subreddit, and the response is literally "the psyops is very much real even if you don't believe it":

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Funny, I thought it was only the nutwigs who believed in psyops, what's happened to you pinkos, LMAO.

Someone on /r/fednews posted this "Simple reverse psyop you can do right now" raid request targeting /r/conservative, a subreddit that the far-left Reddit mods have long been targeting and trying to ban wholesale for years:

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Archive: https://archive.is/cbB7G

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It is literally brigading and 100% against Reddit rules, but the far-left Reddit mods who have been targeting /r/conservative since forever allow people to violate the RS-WR by posting such raid requests.

The unsubstantiated rumour about the fed who supposedly sudoku-ed on Teams has FINALLY been removed:

https://archive.is/mu1E7

Before the deletion though, the perpetrators of the rumour were doubling down through DARVO, claiming that the mods wanted to sweep "it", whatever the fuck "it" was, under the rug:

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Instead of shutting down the whole thread, the mods only deleted the OP, so the rumour mongering about feds supposedly jumping from bridges in Maryland continues in the comment section:

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Someone asks /r/fednews to register as Democrats just "to fuck up the stats", but even the desk mummies are reluctant to do that due to "Dem extremism":

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Feds know the far left that has taken over the Dems hates them and views them as "enforcers of American Empire" who need to be brainwashed with DEI into denouncing their evil, colonialist, racist ways. The Feds too want an end to all of the DEI bullshit, they just don't like the extent of the lay-offs.

Wanna know what actually happens when desk mummies are no longer beholden to DEI bullshit? This:

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Source:

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"Are you transmisogyny affected? That would put you at significantly higher risk of targeting.", this is gender cultspeak for: "Are you a dude who pretends to be a chick at work but actually looks like just a dude?". Obviously the buzzword "transmisogyny" was used here so as to not trigger the AI bots.

"My own workplace has gone from outspokenly supportive of me to dead silence, and don't even get me started on admin issues", funny how, when people are given a choice not to have to deal with troons in the workplace, they will always choose to not have to deal with them and focus on their own shit instead. Note how a section of this post is the troon fed bragging about using the FEHB (Federal Employees Health Benefits Program) to get the titty skittles, "it's the envy of my friends".
 
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>Oh I'm a bureaucuck, yes I'm a bureaucuck! Living life, having fun, I don't give a fuck! Oh I'm an obsessed, ESL FNF pedo bureaucuck Taking over the world, ain't nobody can stop! Oh I'm a bureaupedo, yes I'm a bureaupedo! Dancing through the night, grooving like a tornado Oh I'm a bureaupedo, yes I'm a bureaupedo! Spreading love and joy, everywhere that I go, whoa! Oh I'm a bureaunigger, yes I'm a bureaunigger! Gooning day and night, my 'p folder getting bigger Oh I'm a shitskin spamming obsessed tranny bureaunigger If you think it's coaly now wait until you see my tiny pecker Oh I'm a bureautranny, yes I'm a bureautranny! I do it every day, more devoted than the janny! Oh I'm a bureautranny, yes I'm a bureautranny! If you're mad about me you can kiss my fat black fanny Oh I'm a bureaucaca, yes I'm a bureaucaca! ESL FNF, skin like shit, I'm obsessed Oh I'm a bureaucaca, yes I'm a bureaucaca! Never will be white, never be a real woman either!
 
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LMAOOO! That thumbnail, LMAOOO! :haha:


Think I know exactly what prompted this stern warning though.

“We write with increasing alarm about how individuals associated with EM and the Department of Government Efficiency appear to have introduced negligent cybersecurity practices into information technology systems at multiple government agencies. This reckless disregard of critical cybersecurity practices creates opportunities for hostile actors to access sensitive information. We urge your Administration to cease all activities that create serious cybersecurity vulnerabilities, expose government networks to cyberattacks, and risk disclosures of sensitive and personal information,”


After all the posts on /r/fednews from laid of desk mummies "joking" about using ChatGPT to generate gigantic, verbose e-mail replies to basically mailbomb OPM in response to that "what did you do last week" e-mail, someone felt the need to step in and warn DoD feds that they're not allowed to use ChatGPT, only authorized AI systems:

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Please don't use ChatGPT, only use authorized AI


Apparently feds are allowed to openly discuss their encryption on /r/fednews?! 🤨

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Absolutely paranoid about AI, claiming that the 5 bullet points "what did you do last week" e-mail demand was a means "to determine the structure of each agency with assumed duties for each position", "Basically laying out the entire chain of command + treasure trove of impacts from each DoD position for adversaries to use", "Can't convince me that's not an explicit goal of the administration to feed that info to our adversaries lol":

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It's incredible to me that they're allowed to openly discuss their encryption like this:

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"aggregated content must be evaluated for appropriate classification, even if its parts are all unclassified", unless it's feds openly discussing your encryption on Reddit...
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The are not discussing the actual faux-Feds amongst them:

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>Oh I'm a bureaucuck, yes I'm a bureaucuck! Living life, having fun, I don't give a fuck! Oh I'm an obsessed, ESL FNF pedo bureaucuck Taking over the world, ain't nobody can stop! Oh I'm a bureaupedo, yes I'm a bureaupedo! Dancing through the night, grooving like a tornado Oh I'm a bureaupedo, yes I'm a bureaupedo! Spreading love and joy, everywhere that I go, whoa! Oh I'm a bureaunigger, yes I'm a bureaunigger! Gooning day and night, my 'p folder getting bigger Oh I'm a shitskin spamming obsessed tranny bureaunigger If you think it's coaly now wait until you see my tiny pecker Oh I'm a bureautranny, yes I'm a bureautranny! I do it every day, more devoted than the janny! Oh I'm a bureautranny, yes I'm a bureautranny! If you're mad about me you can kiss my fat black fanny Oh I'm a bureaucaca, yes I'm a bureaucaca! ESL FNF, skin like shit, I'm obsessed Oh I'm a bureaucaca, yes I'm a bureaucaca! Never will be white, never be a real woman either!
@AshleyHutsell'sDemonVag you better appreciate the slopjak, it took me about half an hour to make because I'm a perfectionist and stress too much on tiny details
 
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