I love Ronnie so much. He could sign my penis. I wish I had this guys Arura. I would get laid so hard. I mean I've been talking to this one chick. Her name is Sage and I found her on SpaceHey. Dude she's on that pansexual bullshit and she doesn't know about my political beliefs but I mean. She wears fishnets XD. And she's been showing me her music and shit. Like OMG, I think I'm pulling my dream girls yo XD
She doesn't have tattoos, nor does she smoke. She used to live in Missouri. She won't tell me where she's at now but my god bro. She was sending me her vinyl collection picture. I told her about my crazy Ex and LOL. She said she would enjoy torturing her to death for me XD. I won't tell her about my onion farms, hell no XD. I might scare that peach puss away but then again she read Girl In Pieces which I have been reading and she's one of those mental ill chicks too XD.
NOT BPD though, just... one of those creepy personality types. She has creepy dolls, she has pentagrams on the wall. She plays with her dolls and crystals. She used to work at Spencers but shes like "well I had to get away because like, this one bitch I really couldn't stand her" I might get nudes.
I wonder if she's a yandere. But holy fuck she digs me. I had to masturbate, it got intense.
I told her about going to Abardeen and she was like "REALLY OMFG, R U SERIOUS?" Then she was like "We could do rituals together under the bridge" LIKE WHAT KIND XD. I'm so pent up and horny. But I need to keep attracting these types. I don't think she's yandere enough. I need someone that tries to find as much information on me as much as possible, then show up to my house with love letters, flowers, and a body that's ready to be fucked down.
I knew I could pull these girls bro. She has a rad body and she's a virgin. I bet she thinks about finger blasting to me sometimes.
Dude she's so cool. She talks like marcy from adventure time. She has a bass and a fucking ocarina. Dude she blows Savannah out of the fucking park bro. I know that dumb white bitch is probably going to find away to fuck this up for me.
Dude Savannah, you're such a waste bitch. I got an actual hot scene babe that digs me. We could play drums together bitch. I can't wait when you hang yourself when you find out I have a harem of these bitches. Go ahead, find her. Her name is Sage. She'll think you're a total weirdo too. She doesn't fuck with your type anyways because SHE DOESNT LIKE OTHER GIRLS XD
She hit me up because my bio was funny and I'm her only friend on there. So go ahead Savy, send her a friend request and watch that shit get denied. We might even do some guitar hero videos together to shit on your channel.
How come you keep your steam privated? After all of the hell you put me through you won't allow me to have any fun with you. Awwww, you will die alone and that's okay. <3