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  • General Discussion (Grab Bag)I am going through this to sort out the threads on where to put them. Some of the them are enough to make new communities and forums. Nothing is being deleted

Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Bypochtbonia said:
A toast to the “enemies” of elaine
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Notice in the picture 1) she couldn’t afford the bottle so she bought a glass (bottles are around $300 online) and 2) shes alone because no one can stand her. Who will be her second at a party of one?

Just imagine taking a train or bus to go into the London countryside just to take a picture of a glass of Dom to “own” the alogs.
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Dom Perignon typically isn't that dark, obviously it depends on the vintage, but typically it's a very pale yellow, also.. notice the sun is out and bright, yet the glass has no condensation on or around it meaning the bottle wasn't chilled; furthermore, there is no effervescence going on in the glass.
Whatever is in that flute appears cloudy, darker and flat as opposed to Dom Perignon which is bright, light and bubbly. If I had to put money on it I'd say that it's a cheap Sauvignon Blanc
 
Nektar Geist said:
Have you heard of Lambrini? That's Dirty Gerty's style.
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I have now lmao
 
【ＶＯＩＤ】 said:
I have now lmao
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Urban Dictionary: Lambrini

An Alcoholic (7%abv) Pear Cider (or Perry) mostly drunk by females who claim to be classy, however after a bottle, they will be humping anything with a pulse or evacuating all their bodily fluids outside the nightclub/bar that they were at. The Drink's moto is "Lambrini Girls Just Wanna Have...
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HULKHOGAN69 said:
Im conflicted i know shes batshit insane and a retard but at the same side shes hot i know not to stick it in crazy but she tempts me something about crazy bitches they have a charm to them
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>she’s hot
Even she knows she’s ugly
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>I need a face transplant
 
Prophetic Clown said:
Ahahahaha probably can't even afford a bag of chips. she better be careful making fun of people online is illegal unless you have money I learned that from Lainey so looks like somebody might have to report her to the cyber police for being poor and posting online.
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The consequences will never be the same for poor ol' Lainey.
 
HULKHOGAN69 said:
Wtf and she claims she is being stalked damm did not know that she really is too crazy for her own good scrap that shit 5/10 pussy not worth it
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It's the Elaine Cycle. She acts normal enough to convince internet autists she's not that insane, then she starts doing insane shit in secret with other insane people about whom she complains to her relatively normal-ish internet autist friends until they start looking into what she's doing, she gets ditched by the autists, betrayed by the insane people and then does a mountain of coke while screaming into the middle distance for attention until she runs out of money at which point she acts normal enough to convince internet autists that she's not that insane... forever.

Very similar to the Israeli cycle of committing war crimes, denying war crimes, playing the victim about war crimes to justify committing more war crimes except replace "dead Palestinian babies" with "fat lines of coke"
 
POV: You're having a nightmare and this is the last thing you see before you open your eyes
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POV: You're laying in bed, cold sweat on your brow, staring into the dark. Your heart is still beating too fast from the nightmare. You panic when you see this staring back at you from the darkness
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POV: you blink your eyes. It wasn't sleep paralysis. It wasn't a nightmare.
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POV: You're having a nightmare and this is the last thing you see before you open your eyes
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POV: You're laying in bed, cold sweat on your brow, staring into the dark. Your heart is still beating too fast from the nightmare. You panic when you see this staring back at you from the darkness
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POV: you blink your eyes. It wasn't sleep paralysis. It wasn't a nightmare.
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OH NOES SHE HAS GUN I'M SCARED ONIONBROS!
 
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