Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

[thefrogninja]

Suuuuuure

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

Suuuuuure

No seriously. I genuinely edge to orchestrating karma on my enemies more than I ever will to thinking about sexual shit. You see humans aren’t as powerful as the pursuit of balance and vibrations.

The Study of Science & Spirituality, and the Kybalion book will teach you all about how pursuing the necessary actions to ensure balance, karma and khaos will make you far happier and more productive than pursuing an orgasm.

Without the distraction of coomer shit and relationship drama, we become more productive, less emotional and far thicker skinned.

You see, an orgasm is a temporary distraction for the weak-minded, as is love, as is the consumption of clothing, alcohol or mindless outings.

We, as humans, should be able to exist without reliance on distractions.

 

[thefrogninja]

Try getting all that out with my tongue is in your cunt, toots.

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

Try getting all that out while my tongue is in your cunt, toots.

Sigh
Just let me initiate you into the Freemasons goddamit why are you making this so difficult?

 

[thefrogninja]

 

[Sword Of The Imperium]

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

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Lmfao don’t ask me

 

[thefrogninja]

@Trollcow

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

@Trollcow
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Ok but which am I in this photo?

 

[thefrogninja]

Ok but which am I in this photo?

I am Spongebob.

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

I am Spongebob.
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I'm the wall though :D

 

[Rez]

I Nominate elaine milluh shes an incel dont think we have one of those on staff yet lol

 

[thefrogninja]

Write my name, baby @Trollcow

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

I Nominate elaine milluh shes an incel dont think we have one of those on staff yet lol
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I’m asexual. I’m technically a volcel.

 

[Gamercat]

I’m asexual. I’m technically a volcel.

you literally record videos of yourself self harming and pissing your pants lmao

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

you literally record videos of yourself self harming and pissing your pants lmao

I mean, I got deepfaked but there’s no point in trying to convince people otherwise because most people don’t question fucking anything they see online.

Re the self harm tho, uhhh, I’m interested in what about self harming would make it mutually exclusive to being asexual?

This whole post is dumb. The point about sexuality is that you often gotta do sexual shit to discover what you DON’T enjoy, so even if this was true, surely it would make perfect sense to have that experience and go “meh, not for me”.

 

[Slidey Boi]

I’m asexual. I’m technically a volcel.

Well you couldn't be an incel then I suppose. But you may be an autist.

By the way, did you know that self-identifying as an asexual is strongly correlated with autism spectrum disorder? Add that to the fact that female autism is very under-diagnosed.

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

Same answer as always. Also she never had sex with anuscabbage12 they just met up and sprayed random people with febreeze together.
Here's a pic of his dick he would ask us to review before he sent it to Elaine

Spoiler: Anus dick pic

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LOL. That’s Sam Hyde’s dick.
Once again, I don’t even understand the Febreeze lore. Y’all seem to know more about my life than I do!

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

By the way, did you know that self-identifying as an asexual is strongly correlated with autism spectrum disorder? Add that to the fact that female autism is very under-diagnosed.

Already been screened.
Not autistic, but have social communication disorder & sensory processing disorder. Combine that with ADHD & a bunch of other stuff and you get some pretty autistic looking shit.

 

[C.S.O. esq]

Thanks for explaining it because I often don’t have a good read on this stuff. I act flirty because to me it literally means nothing because I have no interest in anyone anyway. Maybe that’s what people don’t get. I talk about sexual things no more than anything else but I do remind people of my sexuality frequently because I feel like I must correct the narrative.

It seems to be a major theme in things you discus and/or post about. If you want to stop having to talk about it stop talking about it would be the move.

Maybe, but I don’t really need to think in depth about each post and it’s details on forums, Im just here to shitpost lol

Normally I would agree, and even encourage that attitude, but you make posts to update people you will be posting soon.

Also

I just am autistic about accuracy.

Maybe, but I don’t really need to think in depth about each post and it’s details on forums, Im just here to shitpost lol

These two statements are in direct opposition.

Clearly @E Hole is the superior pick me shit poster.