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Cowsphere - KF Orbiter Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Someone who is an orbiter of Kiwifarms and a central figure in the cowsphere.
Elaine (known groomer) complains of being groomed.
The inkling that Elaine realizes she has fucked her entire life (well into the future) due to being an online cunt. Don't worry, she'll horn some junk, and it'll all be forgotten by the time she wakes up. Plus: Elaine does an Ash, and she's she'll flounce... but doesn't.
Elaine, victim of the patriarchy, there.
Ah. The classic sweep, there. You have identified that Gunt is a pothole. You must be in the pay of... it's not going to cog, tho, is it?
Of course. She wasn't in Romania, until she was (and she said she was, alawgs!)
Oh and: Cowploppy the nonce? Still?
 
Elaine is reminded of the time she thought she could get other peoples medical records via a FOI request. Laughs it off as "Well, I was only pretending..."
Elaine agrees that she should have her own life ruined, as she makes defamatory posts herself. Of course... you'd have to do a bloody good job to beat Elaine. She's simpin' for a guy who admitted to killing his dog. She really knows how to fuck up a life... only it's her own.
The patriarchy is getting at Elaine again.
Hmmmm... but you can be supportive if you are threatening life ruination for expressing the wrong opinion. Bonkers in the nut.
Elaine... has ruined her skin, teeth and face with drugs, incredibly sad. ANd she's still only in her early 20s, according to her. You see her Mum, she'll look like that at 30... if not 26.
 
new banger by yt schizo going over old tea
think shes bootyhurt
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Elaine is fighting the patriarchy by trying to censor a sistah! Gurl Poo-er!
Weeeelllll... Chucklefuck was on a DN stream once... briefly.
Pokemane-sick
300? lol at NPD Elaine there. Ofc, the person she is most obsessed with... herself.
"No, Mum... I swear... he's a royal, well... aristo... Muuuuuummm, he's really busy... being a spy, that's why I can't talk about it... buuuuttt Muuuuuuummmm... if you don't lend me £500, I can't buy this dress... you want me to stop mooching off you... well you said I need to get a man..." Fucking boomers, eh?
Ol' Anomnibus, there. Getting up Elaine's bulbous nose.
"Not in Romania... (shuts off stream)" "I said I wuz in Romania all along".
Maybe Vordrak knows... he's associated himself with her (the fool), they share the same dislike in women. Maybe report him as a person of interest.
See previous Cam-Whore-Land dox comment. It's not really about the police, Elaine knows that she can just put the emotional tard card... however, she could Caroline Flack herself, I guess, but she's associcated herself which will fuck her chances of a life any other than Ashley Hutsell Skitzopost's sad existance.
Any Kwiffar can send any address/contact to the police. Parents, Vordrak, y'know.
 
uncensored version just without names and addresses hidden
 
anonymous source found kens swatting which is very similar to mines and alia's...
 
E-lame has that Ashley thing. You say something about her (or her mum in this case, thanks for confirming the Mom-dox) and she says it to someone else.
Soliciting? btw, she doesn't post the other replies to her idiot comment. One telling her to post proof she's gone to the police. X on that one.
How old did that hacker say he was? When Elaine shared that porn.
Now it's two friends who reported her to the police "over nothing".

See Elaine is still attracting nonces... well they did marry someone who looked like a troon. What happened to their husband who was importing "Hentai"?
 
Elaine, you complain about "muh revenge porn" (that's your bit, all of it)
If you are factually right, Elaine will merely ad hom you, cuz all she has is "muh revenge pron"
How about reading out the crime number you got when reporting the crimes...
Elaine groomed a minor to SWAT people for money...
Elaine, who hangs out with nonces, shares pron with minors, there.
Elaine promoting self harm, there...
If I ruled the world, people who meme like a cringe-lord about DC, should be taken to a place, away from everyone else and be made write a 1,000,000 word dissertation on The Man Who Laughs (1928). Mind you, if I ruled the world, Belgium would be glaassed day one. For context.
 
You can't disregard eeryone who thinks you are a tranny. That's a lot of people. Also, she means imply, Elaine would infer.
Elaine has a sambo historian moment.
Elaine highlights how much her thread means to her and how much the validation means too. Enough to effect her mental health.
Ooooooorrrrr... dox yourself and cry about how shit your Dad is at being a Dad...
I imagine The Littlest Hobo is a show Elaine has never watched. Let alone heard the theme song.
 
Doing so well? She's simping for a dog killer. She went to Romania, only poor people go there. She doesn't wear any posh frockage. And she has a case of the mange. Plus: She has no skills,bet she doesn't even have C in maths.
Elaine has never read, nor seen a production of the Scotch play.
Elaine admits to Zoo Sadist behaviour.
Elaine's been lurking. She's a very slow reader, isn't she?
And you're basing that on... what?
Elaine, who is ok with harassing families of people she doesn't like... moralfagging there.
The squit Chuck squitted
Alright... it's funnier than anything E-lame would post.
Swift is as "herd mentality" as it gets.
 
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