I suggest hiding some sections, so you have to be a member for a while to see them. So they can't just hop on a new sock and have to be logged into an account they would have to expose.
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Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
They say that Daniel Lopez is in hiding, because the locals know he's a nonce, and want to hang him from a tree.
No. Because she's too busy hanging out with nonces in discord.
Just look above you, Danny can't help but reveal them if he posts and neither can Ashley when she shows up. They would have to max their stars to see it and they wouldn't be able to without saying something to give themselves away. I don't think new members would miss anything if they don't get to see nickaocado's spread asshole either.
Reason: We already have a cool members subforum anyway so making more will make it seem more exclusive to actual users who stick with the site.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
It's a bit of a giveaway, if you don't post for a couple of months, then start posting in your usual retarded style.
Fuck new users. It's only discord nonces that kvetches about this shit.
That's not sufficient. What we need to do is to restructure Onionfarms into a general public forum while still retaining the lolcow section in a more private setting. We have to show that we are moving more into the mainstream. In short, we have to put as much "cultural space" between us and Kiwifarms.
Basically what I was saying.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
I don't care.
The only people who have a problem with "status of site" are wankers. Can you shit post? Yes. Does the broom let you post what you want (within reason)? Yes. The only time he has a problem, is when faggots like Gargle, Dan, Ash and E-lame try to bully him, because of aforementioned Fatherlessness.
He did not say this.
He said this. Wanker doesn't mean pedophile it's just a generic British insult.
Reason: That was also adopted by vs battle tards.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
He's the one paying the bills.
Non sequitur. FOr some reason, you think that some how I'm killing the forum.
50/50, really. Half the time it's the retarded socking of aforementioned nonces I'm being unpleasant to. You don't have a problem with people being rude to wrong uns, do you?
How? You signed up couple of months ago, and posted SFA... until now. And only on this thread. YKWIM?
Again, you've waited until now, to point this out.
I wouldn't say biggest, but certainly the most pertinent.
Another non sequitur.
Oh, what a give away. The reason the kwiffar want people to stay away from here? It's because looking at this site, for the kwiffar, is fatal for their blind faith. The kwiffar who end up here are ZVP, they don't ever start threads about lolcows (which would "help grow the site"), they just expect to get soapy tit wanks of ass pats for venting their spleen about the broom. WHo asked them? They didn't give a shit about the really shady shit joshy does. Infact they are too fucking stupid to realize he's lying, or the relevance of those lies.
I'm happy for kwiffar to stay away, they only come here to bitch about the broom, then cry when it's pointed out they are only bitching because they aren't in the "Cool Kids" group.
You might have noticed that there are two groups of people who get banned. 1. Those who point out the broom is LYING. 2. The dinlos who just were too annoying, shit up jannies dms, over first school playground shit. The second lot are just spiteful cunts who got a taste of their own medicine.
btw, this isn't me being rude. Ask around, this is me being suave as fuck.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Soooo... you signed up, knowing that in two months this thread would be here? Rhetorical question
This old chestnut. "Make it"? You mean, experience the "free speech" that joshy bangs on about, but doesn't give a fig for? Ok then.
Wow, a gif.
I still stand by this, to my knowledge, the only people who are concerned with this shit: blaine (nonce), Daniel (nonce bff), Garglecum (gay, jewish, furry, triple nonce) and E-lame.
btw, Surfer once did a shout out to this place, telling people to come here. It didn't work. These things are organic. If someone wants to post here, they will. Like starting a thread on someone they think is a lolcow. Best to go for an actual celebrity of some sort (not someone you don't like on a forum, just because they don't care about your retarded takes).
You might not get much traction at the start (but you might be surprised how many people lurk), but stick at it. That's how you "grow the forum". DMin' your worth less than two cents worth, which is "Do this thing I want you to do, so I feel some kind of validation, because I fucked my life up", isn't.
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I did skin Josh and I wear him as clothing.
As for being a Kengle Sock, I don't believe I am. I just enjoy entertaining others with my autism. 
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In all seriousness, my advice for making sure Onion Farms isn't taken down is to first ensure everything is in backup. Use Cloudfare to protect the forum against DDos attacks. to restructure Onionfarms into a general public forum while still retaining the lolcow section in a more private setting is a good idea and would be positive PR.
In all seriousness, my advice for making sure Onion Farms isn't taken down is to first ensure everything is in backup. Use Cloudfare to protect the forum against DDos attacks. to restructure Onionfarms into a general public forum while still retaining the lolcow section in a more private setting is a good idea and would be positive PR.
I think you are simply a dumbass. Not saying you haven't been helpful but, not with this.
@AvonBird35 is not a sock puppet. This I can assure you.
Looking back on this thread, after talking with other staff, I was an alarmist after realizing this drop onionfarms campaign isn't what it may appear to be.
TheChattanoogaAshleyJank
Hi Ashley I'm still impersonating you and I still have your address in my banner. Why are you still allowing me to do this?
An Onion Among Onions
If this is Ashley, which I hope it is, I love how it took her 5 years to even attempt doing this. Like what a tard.
WrigleysNotThatExtra
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