Jordan's latest plan: moving to Seattle to live with the black mold - From the fire into the frying pan - Is Jordan unaware of the "Red state trans refugee crisis" in Seattle?
Jordan talks his experience at the Seattle Film Festival here:
He says he wants to move to Seattle, but he admits he doesn't make enough as a Youtuber to be able to afford Seattle rents downtown:
The more he talks about his relationship to
Koa Nemo, his younger boyfriend the drag queen, the more he makes Koa sound like a parasite, he admits he's the only breadwinner in his household. All Koa does is suck his dick and feed him drugs that he bought with Jordan's money:
Jordan visited the Seattle International Film Festival, and now he wants to move to Seattle permanently. Fortunately there's a lot of vacant offices in Seattle, maybe Jordan and Koa and squat in one:
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Seattle also has an enduring black mold problem, so maybe Jordan can add black mold poisoning to everything else that's already driving him crazy:
On a more serious note, I have to wonder if Jordan is aware of the Red State troon refugee crisis that Seattle is supposedly currently grappling with. A number of troon sorganization now hilariously want Seattle to officially declare a humanitarian crisis due to all the troons fleeing there:
However, the commission also wrote that “organization leaders report that demand has rapidly increased; in some cases, demand already exceeds available capacity. This emerging pattern reflects a form of internal displacement unrecognized within Seattle’s current emergency response systems, which places pressure on community-based service providers, housing systems, and public health infrastructure. Community-driven efforts alone are insufficient to mitigate this emergent issue.”
https://www.sgn.org/story/166221
I personally refuse to believe this is an actual thing unless I am shown actual numbers, but these troon organizations insist that swarms of Red State troons descending upon Seattle, terrified of the Trans Genocide in their own States. To me it sounds like these Red State troons were always just waiting for an excuse to move to a Blue State, and their conservatives States practically gave them the push they finally needed. This isn't something specific to troons, as historically gay people in rural areas have tended to move to more gay-friendly big cities in both Red and Blue States as soon as they could. (Remember Caleb "90% straight-ish" Hammer's now infamous Reddit post about not wanting to be "a lonely small town gay"?) It's just something that gay people historically did, because big cities are more anonymous ("not knowing your neighbours" was something gay people used to their advantage in a DADT context), cities had more mass-employement opportunities where companies would just hire whomever showed up without too much overt discrimination, and these inherent features of big city life would grant gay people more privacy, a stable income and more opportunities to meet like-minded people. No one referred to that historic move of rural gays to the big cities as a "humanitarian crisis", because those gays just wanted to work, provide for themselves, and date other gays. It's only a "crisis" because troons are the most worthless parasites, no matter where they strike like a pack of locusts. Instead of only draining local economies, gays contributed to them as workers and consumers, eventually setting up all types of businesses. None of the troons moving to Seattle want to do any of that. They just want free shit, and someone online told them Seattle is where it's at.
In typical troon fashion, most of them didn't plan their their moves, didn't save up for a soft landing, they just expected the Seattle social services to give them everything they needed, housing, free healthcare, an income. Jordan obviously does have an (unknown) income from his Youtube channel, his $950 per month Patreon income and his $150 a week from OnlyFans, but still, he's just going to join a long line of other troons currently heading to Seattle all looking for a cheap rental, some of whom are more urgent cases than Jordan himself, as troons (who aren't
"micro-dosing estrogen without the t-blockers" like Jordan does but have actually self-mutilated and poisoned themselves with the wrong hormones for decades) tend to have a million other health issues.
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Does Jordan really want to be yet another drain on an already (allegedly) overburdened system?
If Jordan was serious about making Cathode, or
that Jack Water short he wanted to make instead, moving to a big city with a film industry might be a sound thing to do, but I'm not seeing much movement in that regard.
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- Checking out Jordan's Throne account to see what else he could use to do OnlyFans with 