I'd respectfully suggest that in Desmond's case, it's his mother that's the lolcow (Wendylou). The way she whores poor Desmond out to degenerates to win asspats, not to mention the way she uses him to vicariously relive the wild '90s youth she always wanted but could never have. You can just tell that poor kid is dead inside. Here's hoping he'll snap one day and decapitate his mom live on TikTok in Minecraft.