Could a Monkey be taught to drive a car

[Syrup]

He wants to watch trains because he has ass burgers

This. You can look out the window and look at all the railway infrastructure on your commute.

 

[Yandere_Theory]

hopefully better than assholes on interstates

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Don't have a real answer but I have successfully taught insects to drive hot wheels cars

 

[WrigleysNotThatExtra]

they already teach monkeys to drive, the species is commonly found on local freeways.

 

[fag0t v2]

I mean chink women can drive, so yes?

 

[Gargamel]

I mean chink women can drive, so yes?

Chinks can NOT drive.

 

[Jack]

I mean chink women can drive, so yes?

Chinks can NOT drive.

Yeah I'm going to have to go ahead and go with gargamel on this one. Never mind just Chinese... Asians in general cannot fucking drive.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Technically speaking Orangutans are apes not monkeys.

 

[Jack]

Technically speaking Orangutans are apes not monkeys.

Just like yo mama

Got eeeeem

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Technically speaking Orangutans are apes not monkeys.

the ape trolley

 

[Jack]

the ape trolley

The ape trolley is what I call it when a bunch of Goons run a train on yo mama

Got eeeeem

 

[Kan]

Obligatory “Not with that attitude” comment here.
I guess macaques could drive smallass toy vehicles.

 

[Jack]

Obligatory “Not with that attitude” comment here.
I guess macaques could drive smallass toy vehicles.

You know what a macaque COULDN'T drive?

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Yo fat ass mama

Got eeeeem

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

This is a better thread than anything related to Nigeria

 

[Jack]

This is a better thread than anything related to Nigeria

You know what else is a better than Nigeria?






















....America.