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mtil

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I don't want to necro the old toilet thoughts thread, so I've made this one.
Very recently this morning I was drinking coffee when suddenly I needed to make brown. I strained , but not too hard, and fortunately all went well. You see, the day before I only ate candies and a cheese bagel sandwich and totaly forgot to eat my fiber capsules. I feared I would bleed again from my anus. I will only describe the results: each stool looked the same, being thinly sliced, wedge-shaped like steak fries, and of a bright brown of uniform color. The water in the bowl was not at all clouded by my loaf.

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Fatatouille

Because Scatatouille Was Too Far
Remarkable Onion
being thinly sliced, wedge-shaped like steak fries
This could indicate inflammation in your digestive tract. Do take care of yourself, there's been a general increase in colon cancer
 

polonium

You scream and everybody comes a-running
Hellovan Onion
Yesterday I just could not stop farting, even though I didn't really need to take a dump.
Woke up and took an absolutely horrendous shit, haven't farted all day.
 

Fatatouille

Because Scatatouille Was Too Far
Remarkable Onion
Yesterday I just could not stop farting, even though I didn't really need to take a dump.
Woke up and took an absolutely horrendous shit, haven't farted all day.
Well that answers a question I'd wanted to ask 🤪
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