Chris Chan Has been Spotted at a Walmart in Midlothian VA

Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

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I'm your friendly neighborhood skinwalker
On May 1, 2023 Chris was spotted at a Walmart in Midlothian, VA, a suburb west of Richmond located in Chesterfield County. On the same day, a Reddit user posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture. On Twitter, more photos were posted. Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1351t28 https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mal-Wart#Midlothian_location
 

Cpt.StudBeefpile

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lmao even still got the medallion
Still got, hell, the condition its in makes me think he has a NEW one even.

I marvel at how this freak of mankind manages to avoid getting beat to death for annoying the wrong person, run over by a car for wandering out into the street again, or jailed for being a literal mother fucker. Now he's kept at taxpayer expense. He ain't failing upwards but damned if he doesn't have some kind of immunity from consequences. FML.
 

anongone

Definitely give this user root
Baby Onion
According to this section of the CWCki page on post jail sightings, Battlegrounds had to private their Facebook page because of this one appearance. It's suggested that it's the weens, because it always seems to be them anyway.

On the one hand, it seems like there's a push to integrate some semi-proper societal exposure into Chris's life, but on the other, they all know (or should know) what Chris has done. I suppose we'll have to see if Battlegrounds allows Chris back after this experience.
 
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