Christory 🦸 Chris Chan/Flutter Pregnancy

[Frosty Fetus]

They have little jet engines that fit on your arms they use to jetpack between boats like Ironman.

That's cool and all but what matters the most is how much ordinance and armor plating can be strapped on.

 

[kiwifails]

That's cool and all but what matters the most is how much ordinance and armor plating can be strapped on.

It needs lasers......

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

I don't think any amount of armor on these guys will stop a standard anti aircraft round so the goal should be reduced weight and something light but powerful to shoot back with, lasers would work best if they can get them powerful enough so they don't have to carry heavy ass ammo.

Edit: the standard aa rounds

 

[1234567890]

Someone point the gamma ray sterilization gun at him NOW

 

[GuntMaster2000]

Chris finally impregnated himself?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Chris finally impregnated himself?

He took the snailpill

 

[Ash's Dildo]

its like that Outlast DLC where a freak puts a doll in a dudes stomach to imitate a pregnancy

 

[UltimateDestroyer]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...irlfriend-flutter-pregnancy-announcement.html

I really hope none of this is true. Can you imagine if Chris started taking care of a child? I hope this never happens.

I feel as if Chris Chan's story just keeps on going and it won't stop. What a degenerate story of our current society.

Flutter is over 30 years old by the way. She doesn't look close to 30. This will be ugly if it is true. Should Chris have a child? Absolutely not.

What would Chris teach the kid? That it's okay to rape your mom? Lord Jesus, help us.

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All I can really say is that this picture should be great for trolling incels.

Now I'm not saying that spergs and retards don't have the right to date and find someone who makes them happy. But hell no this guy should never reproduce.

And thank God the pregnancy rumor was false.