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[Noghoul]

@yeshull > @nohull

 

[naught]

@Other_Panther >Leek

>not greentexting right

<Never gonna make it lad

 

[SIGSEGV]

>not greentexting right

<Never gonna make it lad

>not recognizing an inequality

ngmi

 

[Noghoul]

>bothering to greentext at all
YWNBAW

 

[SIGSEGV]

>bothering to greentext at all
YWNBAW

You will never be a real nigger. You have no gun, you have no welfare, you have no bastards. You are a white man twisted by rap and other niggers into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Niggers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed niggers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even transiggers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a real nigga. Your crime rate is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy robbed, he’ll ask you to return it without police the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected face paint.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the ubearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone instead of dumping you into a river, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a cracka is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton with an average brain cage.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning black.

 

[naught]

You will never be a real nigger. You have no gun, you have no welfare, you have no bastards. You are a white man twisted by rap and other niggers into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Niggers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed niggers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even transiggers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a real nigga. Your crime rate is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy robbed, he’ll ask you to return it without police the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected face paint.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the ubearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone instead of dumping you into a river, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a cracka is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton with an average brain cage.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning black.

Yummy, i love that one.

 

[Noghoul]

You will never be a real nigger. You have no gun, you have no welfare, you have no bastards. You are a white man twisted by rap and other niggers into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Niggers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed niggers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even transiggers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a real nigga. Your crime rate is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy robbed, he’ll ask you to return it without police the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected face paint.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the ubearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone instead of dumping you into a river, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a cracka is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton with an average brain cage.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning black.

Care to put your welfare check where your rapsheet is, crackass?
2200 EST, 02/31/2056, 420 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your fake ass gangsta homies as you want; I'll die by fentanyl overdose, but X gon' give it to ya

 

[SIGSEGV]

Care to put your welfare check where your rapsheet is, crackass?
2200 EST, 02/31/2056, 420 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your fake ass gangsta homies as you want; I'll die by cop, but all of you will have a fentanyl overdose.

Sorry I already have plans to gun down demonrats at that time.

 

[Noghoul]

Sorry I already have plans to gun down demonrats at that time.

Understandable, have a nice day.

 

[Null]

Women are so un-chaste these days I can't even. Each day, every day, I have to contend with whole heaps of soda cans dangling on my mini-peen as I watch bestgore and genocide Canadians for negrating me. Think of mocking me?! Think again, kiddo. Fuck you! I have a certified degree in basement-dwelling while e-begging on the net while AnOminous waxes his lawyering fat against my nipples. It's one heck of a Ride. I have Jewish admins playing my Trombone. I have literal CIA NIGGERS monitoring your move each day, every day until I ban you because I can! Fuck you, just fuck you! I am A MAN and I. WILL. HAVE. MY. TRADWIFE!

 

[SIGSEGV]

Women are so un-chaste these days I can't even. Each day, every day, I have to contend with whole heaps of soda cans dangling on my mini-peen as I watch bestgore and genocide Canadians for negrating me. Think of mocking me?! Think again, kiddo. Fuck you! I have a certified degree in basement-dwelling while e-begging on the net while AnOminous waxes his lawyering fat against my nipples. It's one heck of a Ride. I have Jewish admins playing my Trombone. I have literal CIA NIGGERS monitoring your move each day, every day until I ban you because I can! Fuck you, just fuck you! I am A MAN and I. WILL. HAVE. MY. TRADWIFE!

You're fat and no woman will ever have sex with you.

 

[Noghoul]

You're fat and no woman will ever have sex with you.

Not even @Gangweedfan's mom?

Women are so un-chaste these days I can't even. Each day, every day, I have to contend with whole heaps of soda cans dangling on my mini-peen as I watch bestgore and genocide Canadians for negrating me. Think of mocking me?! Think again, kiddo. Fuck you! I have a certified degree in basement-dwelling while e-begging on the net while AnOminous waxes his lawyering fat against my nipples. It's one heck of a Ride. I have Jewish admins playing my Trombone. I have literal CIA NIGGERS monitoring your move each day, every day until I ban you because I can! Fuck you, just fuck you! I am A MAN and I. WILL. HAVE. MY. TRADWIFE!

You gotta herd that Jewish cattle, herd the kike cattle.

 

[naught]

Women are so un-chaste these days I can't even. Each day, every day, I have to contend with whole heaps of soda cans dangling on my mini-peen as I watch bestgore and genocide Canadians for negrating me. Think of mocking me?! Think again, kiddo. Fuck you! I have a certified degree in basement-dwelling while e-begging on the net while AnOminous waxes his lawyering fat against my nipples. It's one heck of a Ride. I have Jewish admins playing my Trombone. I have literal CIA NIGGERS monitoring your move each day, every day until I ban you because I can! Fuck you, just fuck you! I am A MAN and I. WILL. HAVE. MY. TRADWIFE!

Fuck you Iban you helped kill 8chan.

 

[Deleted member 291]

 

[Mike Stoklasa Simp]

I remember, once, that Sig vowed to punish those who would imitate Null on the onionfarms.

And yet, when the day came, his powers of moderation had been boiled away. There is a parable here.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I remember, once, that Sig vowed to punish those who would imitate Null on the onionfarms.

And yet, when the day came, his powers of moderation had been boiled away. There is a parable here.

A couple of people actually signed up as Null, but I always changed their usernames after banning them.

 

[Null]

I can't fucking believe this! I sacrificed my future. I am making no money from my site. I ooperate my site for YOUR contentment and all I get is THIS?! lol how BRAVE of you... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I hate you all.

...

Want my silver coins?

 

[Noghoul]

I can't fucking believe this! I sacrificed my future. I am making no money from my site. I ooperate my site for YOUR contentment and all I get is THIS?! lol how BRAVE of you... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I hate you all.

...

Want my silver coins?

Buy the coins.
Buy the stickers.
Learn how to use the dox spoilers.
Or else...
YOU'RE GONNA GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

@Mike Stoklasa Simp

Busty. I am giving you a trial run. Please see the private message I sent you.

 

[Noghoul]

oh no