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Allegations against SIGSEGV and Sailfish

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@Sailfish are you exchanging nudes for admin powers on the onionfarms?
 
C++:
#include <limits>
#include <type_traits>
#include <string>
#include <iostream>

class sigsegv_penis{
    private:
        size_t length_inches, girth_inches;

    public:
        sigsegv_penis(bool big = true) noexcept{
            static_assert(std::is_same_v<decltype(length_inches), decltype(girth_inches)>);
            if(big)
                length_inches = girth_inches = std::numeric_limits<decltype(length_inches)>::max();
            else
                length_inches = girth_inches = 1;

        }

        decltype(length_inches) get_length() const noexcept{ return length_inches; }

        decltype(girth_inches) get_girth() const noexcept{ return girth_inches; }

        bool is_big() const noexcept{
            return length_inches == std::numeric_limits<decltype(length_inches)>::max() && length_inches == girth_inches;
        }
};

int main(){
    sigsegv_penis cock;
    std::cout << "SIGSEGV has a " << std::string(cock.is_big() ? "big" : "tiny") << " penis!\n";
    return 0;
}
 
C++:
#include <limits>
#include <type_traits>
#include <string>
#include <iostream>

class sigsegv_penis{
    private:
        size_t length_inches, girth_inches;

    public:
        sigsegv_penis(bool big = true) noexcept{
            static_assert(std::is_same_v<decltype(length_inches), decltype(girth_inches)>);
            if(big)
                length_inches = girth_inches = std::numeric_limits<decltype(length_inches)>::max();
            else
                length_inches = girth_inches = 1;

        }

        decltype(length_inches) get_length() const noexcept{ return length_inches; }

        decltype(girth_inches) get_girth() const noexcept{ return girth_inches; }

        bool is_big() const noexcept{
            return length_inches == std::numeric_limits<decltype(length_inches)>::max() && length_inches == girth_inches;
        }
};

int main(){
    sigsegv_penis cock;
    std::cout << "SIGSEGV has a " << std::string(cock.is_big() ? "big" : "tiny") << " penis!\n";
    return 0;
}
Someone cross refrence this with code in the free bsd repository, we might just catch out sigs hidden transsexualism.
 
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