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  1. AvonBird35

    Public Figure - Niche Joshua Block Thread

    I am honestly stunned. I looked around on Onion Farms and I could not find a thread on Joshua Block. In case you don't follow TikTok, I have watched this new york yankee captain sink his ship for a long time now. He drinks like a fucking fish everyday to the point of .5 ALCOHOL LEVELS. Joshua...
  2. XYZ

    Public Figure - Niche Sawa Grape Puerto Rican VTuber

    /vdt/ general will be used to doxx annoying V-tubers that aren’t lolzy enough to warrant a lolcow thread at least at present time.
  3. Doll

    Public Figure - Niche Shy Subbie Trans GF

    there's a public figure whose been getting shared around who goes by the name shy subbie trans gf on facebook. the page of his was mostly ignored until he decided to post a face reveal which ended up not being received well for obvious reasons since its clearly another delusional case of a man...
  4. Constant

    Kiwifarms Linked Danesia McKissick / AndientArt / ZoophileStruggs / Queerocynical

    Welcome to a twisted odyssey through the enigmatic psyche of Danesia, a person both deeply troubled and undeniably captivating. Danesia's unapologetic derangement, a source of intrigue and controversy, has cast her into the spotlight on multiple occasions. This thread is an attempt to document a...
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    • artist discord drama furry instagram kiwifarms ally lolcow twitter zoophile zoosadist
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Kiwifarms Gossip
  5. JJILLION

    MATI FAN PROJECT - LURKERS ™️

    This comic is not made in association with Jewsh and is loosely based on the kiwi farms and other individuals(you can probably guess) Kiwi is the person in the costume, while Josh acts as the speaker. Despite his small stature, Josh is meant to have a rather deep voice. When combined with...
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    • elaine godwinson joshua conner moon joshua moon kiwi kiwi farms lolcow mati trollcow webcomic
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Dumper
  6. ShitbombAnon

    Public Figure - Niche Queen of Spade: The Truth about the Queen of Deception, Doxxing, Swatting, and Death Threats

    I was originally going to post this a few months ago but that was put off to the side for a while until she posted her self dox thread. I apologize for the long delay since it took a while for me to put this together. As for the thread itself, I have to admit, it's a bit rushed since I was...
  7. FUCKPETERMILLERJR

    Public Figure - Niche Peter Miller Jr aka Pedro Martinez, FocaArpa#2503, CopaLarpa, 3 inch pete

    This is Peter Miller Jr, or better known as Foca Arpa. This is also what is believed to be his current residence, which is of course his parents house. Foca has been doxxed on his own server countless times over the years because he keeps giving out material, but recently it has been harder to...
  8. E

    Public Figure - Niche GORLWORLD: Caledonia "Lyfeofafreespirit" Packard

    "LYFE OF A FREE SPIRIT" , Caledonia Renee Packard, or otherwise known as Callie, is a 33 year old Youtuber within Haydur Nation that primarily focuses on reacting and reviewing Amber Lynn Reed. Callie started her YouTube Career attempting to make content surrounding her "creative spirit" and...
  9. ShitbombAnon

    PixelateThat: A Tale of Clickbait, Lies, Shitty Trolling, Simping, and Stalking

    So I know what you're thinking. "Why waste my time on one cuckold when there are many more infamous cuckolds out there?" The answer to that is mainly due to the fact that this guy is teethering on the edge of lolcowdom (I mean he simps for Pokimane, what do you expect?). Anyways, PixelateThat is...
  10. MylarBalloon123

    John Olsen Mongo TV

    John Olsen aka Mongo TV was born in 1966 and is a famous lolcow in Denmark. he has a tent in his living room and wants to buy a boat and place it inside his tent in the living room, he likes girls younger than 18 and sends them packages with cigarettes and potatoes. he always talk about his...
  11. ShitbombAnon

    JulicaMCYT/GachaJulica: Potentially the most psychotic YouTuber stan on the internet

    Stans are basically the next step in evolution in lolcows. I mean it's kinda apparent since they have similar behavior patterns to even the most infamous lolcows on the site. So, I might as well try to milk one of the most infamous stans on one of the most infamous YouTuber fandoms of the 2020s...
  12. A

    Will Smith vs. Chris Rock

  13. Gamercat

    DA END OF LOLCOW.ORGASM

    status update: im gay Reactions:slanus 🍑💨: we know 39 minutes ago slanus: j666 confirmed lesbean, sig was right all along Reactions:view 39 minutes ago j666: i wonder if i should go into kiwi chat and tell everyone Sig and J are fighting 38 minutes ago j666: community infighting...
  14. Walker Burgess

    Failed Bloodsport Cow - Ray Lazarus/Covenant Lazarus (Rewrite)

    Salt Level: 8/10 - No spittle yet. Cringe Level : 10/10 - Failed Gamer Youtuber Fighting Estimate: 2/10...
  15. naught

    {o}PII / other panther

    the tale of {o}P pet tard of lolcow.org inept "lore master" and serial socker is one which has stretched (much like his asshole) across many sites from (onion farms) to [do not link directly use archive.fo] , if you search for unban {o}P on kiwifarms these are the results...
  16. Onion Null

    Isabella Loretta Janke

    Null Posted this on Kiwifarms after Isabella tries to pull a fast one. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2021-08-31-isabella-loretta-janke-via-attorney-a-courtesy-request.99897/ Not Listed on the Florida Bar An attorney in good standing on the New York Bar with a Florida Business Address...
  17. AVMC

    Dragoneer / Sean Piche - Owner of FurAffinity

    I recently became aware of this massive hypocrite in connection with certain drama that caused me to take down all my pony fetish commissions from his site. Meet Dragoneer, the leader of the popular furry art site FurAffinity: https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Dragoneer https://archive.is/xpAXJ...
  18. Syrup

    Some thoughts for @Sailfish

    @Sailfish Being a lolcow was your gift and your curse. Onion Farms would have not achieved relavancy if not for your 700 page Kiwi Farms thread.
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    • lolcow onionfarms
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Vault
  19. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Russell Greer Disabled Aspiring Songwriter/Paralegal who tried to sue Taylor Swift

    This is hilarious.Oh Russell, you are the gift that keeps on giving. I look forward to what Nick Rekieta has to say on this. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russell-greer-theofficialinstaofrussellgreer.30488/page-2338#post-7379403
  20. Stilgar of Troon

    The new background

    Seriously, what the fuck is that meant to be?
  21. naught

    Chris Gillon / Autphag!MLHqI35Sr / SpergChan

    OP note: Autphag real name Chris Gillon is a 23-year-old Schizophrenic stricken with Aspergers from West Lothian, Scotland. Chris Gillon first came to attention as a tripfag on /cow/ proper (where Autphag posited the notion he was being trolled by the PvCC as well as tries to refute the OP...
  22. naught

    Public Figure - Niche Gabriel Navarro (Moleman9000)

    Gabriel Navarro (AKA: Moleman9000) To a degree pretty much all lolcows are emblematic of the Streisand Effect. Most of them never would have been trolled or become spectacles of ridicule had they not vociferously confronted their trolls or doggedly tried to have the mockery censored. Moleman...
  23. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Jonathan Yaniv (Trusted Nerd)

    It's time to start a thread on this lolcow: Twitter pic Her Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Yaniv Offering Free Legal Advice via her Twitter: Some horrifying pictures on Twitter...
  24. Chairman Miaozer

    Chairman Miaozer / GirlOnATank - Wannabe Siege Tradcath , E-Thot, Former Antifa Sympathizer, and Andrew Torba A-Log

    In 2018, a 24 year old white woman living in Portland, Oregon by the name of Tiffany would join the Social Media dumpster fire known as "Gab" to support Alex Jones not long after his banning from all major social media platforms. And at first, she was like any vocal conservative on the Internet...
  25. Noghoul

    Debate user @yeshull/@SchizoNetwork on the morality of morality

    Dr Hans-Georg Moeller lecturer in Cork University and Macau University and a ginger male market failure has convinced me that morality is morally wrong. Here's the abstract of his book titled "The Moral Cuck Fool: A Case For Amorality": Here's 2 pictures of the forementioned ginger male market...
  26. naught

    Dana Marie Cain

    Dana Marie Cain (née Tinervin) is a 51-year-old narcissistic wino with paranoid delusions, general whorishness, and bizarre scapegoating by blaming literally everyone around her. Believing herself to be the reincarnated form of the Babylonian goddess Inanna, whom Dana believes to represent gods...
  27. Syrup

    Christory Anthony Logatto / A-Log

    https://www.deviantart.com/a-log Can anyone redpill me on this guy?, Kiwi doesn’t have a thread. I remember reading that back in 2019 he came back to make a video about how his family had found his ED page and shit. And that his signature tophat is the meaning of the hat rating. That and he...
  28. Syrup

    Lolcow Rockbusters

    Since i don’t know how long i’m going to be about for can we have a wee game of lolcow rockbusters? i give you a cryptic clue and it makes up a lolcow. Starting with an easy one. Oh..he’s part of that religion that believes in jesus - CC Just a bit of fun so no prizes but i’d love to see your...
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    • lolcow onionfarms rockbusters
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Memory Lane
  29. naught

    Inactive Tommy Tooter: Granny Tranny - Tucson, AZ , Rainbow Hippy threatened both Kiwifarms and Onionfarms with RICO (Racketeering, Influenced Corrupt Organization Charges).

    Tommy Jay Wasserberg is a relic of an era which in truth never existed, he has an extensive history so forgive me if I only reach the surface of Tooterology. Channel: (millennial turkeys). Tom Wasserberg is an ancient faggot and formerly homeless busker from Chicago, now living in a roach...
  30. cjöcker

    Lou Gagliardi

    Lou Gagliardi is a serial beggar who says he's transgender living in a transphobic city. He lives off of money he gets from begging on Twitter. He always grifts for shit he doesn't need and has severe lifestyle creep and exclusively eats fast food. He is a type 2 diabetic. This isn't a full on...
  31. Syrup

    What is the defining trait that makes a lolcow a lolcow?

    Delusion - I think the defining trait is that they view the world completely differently from others. What do you guys think?
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    • kiwifarms lolcow onionfarms
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Memory Lane
  32. Josh's Favourite Diaper

    Public Figure - Niche TheBitBlock / JT Style / JT Shine / JoshyCock / WiiFolderJosh / Oof Poof Diapers / Joshua Thomas

    UPDATE: Significant portions of the OP have been rewritten to account for Josh "quitting" BitBlock, I also gave the OP a MASSIVE cleanup and expansion. It's worth a reread even if you've read the original OP. (I still need to fix up the bottom half, and that's mostly the same right now) UPDATE...
  33. constant exposure

    No general lolcow forum?

    Why is there no general lolcow forum on this site? Where am I supposed to post threads about cows who don't fit into any niche?
  34. SIGSEGV

    ALR is fat

    And I would not have sex with her.
  35. Onion Null

    Public Figure - Niche Erica Crooks: Rhode Island's Transgendered Lesbian, Anarcho-Communist, Heyoka Empath Puppeteer

    Residence: North Kingstown, Rhode Island Despite her massive internet footprint and attempt at celebritydom, Erica just doesn't gather much of a head of steam. There was way too much stuff to put on there regarding her links so I posted the linktr.ee and it will have everything you need...
  36. Onion Null

    ADF/ Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici/ Isabel Rosa Araujo - Transgender, Communist, Antifa Soldier

    ADF/ Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici/ Isabel Rosa Araujo was listed as an epic lolcow on the former Encyclopedia dramatica and has been well documented on the KIiwifarms Kiwifarms Documentation Introduction to ADF - Kiwifarms Documentation https://kiwifarms.net/threads/introduction-to-adf.21155/...
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