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imagine cleaning another man's sex doll, DISGUSTING

as a boy, i liked mead college rule because the all the blue lines added flavor. i've since kicked the habit

is this guy even a real knight?

I don't know which one to shot

i am imagining the smell

why is it called child theme

get a blog bro holy shit

do not grab his fat! DLF lost his job and is now suicide baiting & admits he was born to be mark 'the dreamboat' davis' plaything.

no, balloons are a white mans fetish

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

i've done a lot of research on this, i blame his kids.

i welcome the return of measles, it puts hair on the chest

'its just a pinprick bro, just a bit of juice in the system'... i am writing this from a wheelchair now

For as long as I can remember I looked down on long shitters. For me it has always been a rapid action. Unzip, sit down, boom, get back up, done. Mere seconds. Less than taking a piss. No need to wipe, the stool is always hard and compact, nearly fragrence-less, like a perfectly packaged brick...

rekieta finally being entertaining for once

deep fried fetus

>you cant come to a place and then demand everyone who was here before you get banned and expect everyone to be nice to you everything that you cry about you brought upon yourself by being a cry baby bitch and its never going to stop unless you change how you act ehmm mods, i think this kid...

does your roommate know you're batshit?

bullshit, prove it slut

tbh elliot is a stud, i'd shit my pants if i turned into a blind alley and saw this tank

lmao fancy bear IS chinese you fucking dolt. The chinese connection was established a while ago in a few outlets (eg see this article).

does onion farms recognize the state of palestain?

taiwan? never heard of it

did you check your pockets

is it true balloons have to wear a hijab in denmark

america has fallen (fact) and we are now all atomized individuals (fact), but is it because we are not answering the call to watch tv shows like seinfeld? by my calculations are last hope was when breaking bad was airing but now i'm afraid its downhill fellas...

onion stress ball

sure thing, jewboy

joshua conner balloon

too sour? too sweat? what spices go good with a cow's private part? anyone with experience pls share tips

josh doesn't have time to do that, he's busy perfecting sneedforo

love tang

why do white people bring dead raccoons into mcdonalds

PROBED

This guy looks like he would come from my asshole. I'm not watching this.

check this one out, cowpokes

the advertisements I bought in the sjw college newspapers are POSTPONED

apologize again

she's a meaty gal

send her your CV

crab mouth pussy

i wonder if the raped in the woods badge was worth it now that the scouts is falling apart..

how to help crippled? with a few more shirt sales, i'm thinkin' we hire someone to sign threads for deaf onions or a programmer for a braille add-on for our blind buddies

I AM TYPING THIS RIGHT NOW FROM THE TOILET AS I SHIT

Yeah, we know.

Where's the question mark then, sicko?

i'm getting virtual rape nostalgia reading this thread

Keep me posted, this is my no. 1 source for news on this conflict.

It can be. I knew a couple who were furries and made most of their money creating suits but also made a bit on the side drawing non pornographic material, so they say. I assume the moment a titillating penis, animal boob or Spyro's brown logs are put in the piece the value escalates...

I don't want to necro the old toilet thoughts thread, so I've made this one. Very recently this morning I was drinking coffee when suddenly I needed to make brown. I strained , but not too hard, and fortunately all went well. You see, the day before I only ate candies and a cheese bagel...

she's boring

91cm (36in) BoPET foil (mylar) 'jumbo' golden balloon

these can't all be your fetishes at once you dirty slut

Post the sexiest balloon you know of so I can try to understand what makes them hot

rest in power