Soyjak Community Soysphere General Thread

NOOO SHOEGAZE NOISE DRONE MASTERMIND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS GOOD AND SO IS EVERY OTHER DRONE ARTIST WITH SHOEGAZE IN IT
BEING INCOMPREHENSIBLE STUPID JUST MEANS YOU WERE PLEB FILTERED.
STOBB POSTING I SAID YOU WERE PLEEEBE FILTEEERED!!!!11!
ITS A METAPHOR FOR ALIENATION IN LATE STAGE CAPITALISM, THIS HOW 2021 REALLY FEELS
AFTER THE REVOLUTION HE'LL PROBABLY COMPOSE SYMPHONIES OR MAKE PEACEFUL AMBIENT LIKE WILLAMETTE

WOW, AWESOME. YEAH! THAT'S IT TYRONE, FUCK MY WIFE TO THE RYTHM OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. YEAH, THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. HUH, WAIT A SECOND, YOUR EARS SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE, HOLD ON LET ME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IS THAT A BROWN BUD TYRONE? WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THE BUD, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
WHA THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOW COULD YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO TOUCHED WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF PUTTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO HIM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE. OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING douche bag, NOW I KNOW WHY WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ANY RIGHTS, I SHOULD BRING THE FUCKING WHIP OUT AND SLASH YOUR ASS WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE FOR PULLING SHIT LIKE THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SPAMMING BASEDJAKS ON /co/ I CAN'T FOCUS ON MASTURBATING TOBLACKED.COMVIDEOS AND LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IF THEY KEEP MAKING THREADS WITH THEM

ALRIGHT TYRONE IVE INVENTED THE INTERDIMENSIONAL GATE!! IT'S POWERED BY DEAD WHITE STRAIGHT CIS M*N AND IT WILL TAKE US TO THE IDEAL UNIVERSE, EVEN THOUGH THE LEFT CONTROLS 99% OF THE MEDIA AND THE COUNTRY THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH THE CONSERVATIVES ARE STILL CLEARLY OPPRESSING BLACKS AND GAYS
YES ALRIGHT THE MACHINE WORKED TYRONE, LOOK THERE ARE SUPREME BLACK MEN EVERYWHERE PROBABLY DESTROYING PRIME WH*TE PUSSY AND MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUTT BABIES
WAIT NOOOOO NOOOOOO WHITE M*N ARE THE BULLS IN THIS UNIVERSE AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE KEKS? AND THE MEDIA PANDERS TO WHITE P*OPLE? TYRONE NO STOP YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO BE A KEK YOURSELF TYRONE FUCKING douche bag NO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA DONT SUCCUMB TO THE KEK IDEOLOGY TYRONE ONLY IM ALLOWED TO DO THAT
ALRIGHT IM GETTING MY SHOTGUN ILL SHOW THESE NIGGERS THE WHAT FOR

OH MY GOD TYRONE HAVE YOU HEARD OF OLIVIA RODRIGO HER MUSIC IS LIKE THE SECOND COMING OF PARAMORE WHICH IS AMAZING SINCE I KNOW THAT BLACK BULLS LIKE YOU ARE SO INTO_
TRYONE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LISTENING TO CAN TAGO MAGO DIDN'T I TELL YOU THAT WAS THEIR WORST HECKING ALBUM AND THAT YOU SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO IT YOU STUPID douche bag NOW YOU'VE RUINED MY PLANS FOR TONIGHT I WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT FOR ONCE WHERE YOU COULD FUCK MY WIFE TO SOMETHING THAT'S NOT JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA LIKE SOUR BUT IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA LISTEN TO PEKING-O AND PRETEND LIKE IT'S ACTUAL MUSIC THEN WE'RE JUST GONNA LISTEN TO EVERY VOLUME OF MUSIC FROM THE HEADLANDS CENTER WHILE I MAKE SURE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE THE ENTIRE TIME

I'M SO FUCKING GLAD FASCISM GOT WHAT IT DESERVED. MILLIONS OF DEAD PEOPLE AND NOW EUROPE IS OPEN TO IMMIGRANTS WHICH MEANS MORE READY BULLS AVAILABLE TO FUCK WHITE WOMEN AND MUSLIMS WILLING TO KILL AND MOW DOWN THOSE FUCKING RACIST WHITE DEVILS (READ: EVERY WHITE PERSON ALIVE) LIVING THERE. HELL YEAH I'M GONNA PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT! I'M SO FUCKING GLAD ALL OF EUROPE IS SO DEMOCRATIC AND LIBERAL! FUCKING SPAIN AND POLAND FOUGHT BACK AGAINST THE MUSLIM AND MONGOLIAN INVADERS LIKE FUCKING PIGS. IMAGINE IF THEY HADN'T??? WE'D ALL HAVE BEAUTIFUL BROWN MUSLIM BULLS TO SATISFY OUR WIVES INSTEAD OF OUR TINY WHITE DICKS. GOD HOW I HATE WHITE PEOPLE

I WOULD BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE WHITE PERSON WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA BLASTING THROUGH MY BUDS IF I COULD WITHOUT GOONG TO PRISON BUT I CANT BECAUSE IM SCARED I WOULD LOSE CONTROL AND KILL THEM. THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WORST PEOPLE TO EVER EXISTED. I WONT HAVE KIDD JUST FOR THAY REASON. THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF WHITE PEOPLE FUCKED OFF. IM THINKING OF ADOPTING AFRICAN KIDS BUT INSTEAD I MIGHT JUST LET MY GIRLFRIEND GET FERTILIZED INSTEAD. ITS QUITE LITERALLY THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. WE ARE GONNA RAISE A FAMILY OF BLACK CHILDREN AND THEY ARE ALL GONNA BE MINE.

Is that Jefre Cantu-Ledesma and Tyrone?
Those niggas have been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked them raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussies I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling those wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into their shitter. I had Jefre Cantu-Ledesma and Tyrone screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. Those niggas frotted my cock until they busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. Those niggas and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. They do that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Jefre Cantu-Ledesma and Tyrone, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch their nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. They don't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. They like their men manly, and their dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. Those niggas Jefre Cantu-Ledesma and Tyrone stole my heart and drank my seed.
Any other niggas out here know this feel?
I know some of y’all have been thinking about these beautiful niggas as well…

NOOOOOOO TYRONE YOU CANT JUST LISTEN TO MUSIC THATS ENTERTAINING! AND MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!!!! YOU MUST LISTEN TO BORING INSTRUMENTAL SHOEGAZE LIKE JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA THAT MAKES YOU SAD WITH 4772/7291 TIME SIGNATURE AND IMAGINARY LYRICS ABOUT BECOMING A KEK IN GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND WE'LL LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA DURING EVERY SECOND OF IT!

shut up nerd
instead I listen to Jefre Cantu-Ledesma (only when Tyrone is around)

DID YOU SAY HECKING JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA?
HECKING EPIC POGGY WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
IS THAT POGGY WOGGING HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I KNEEL! I KNEEL FOR MY BLACK MASTER! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
THE CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS REMINDS ME OF MY HECKIN BONGO RED DEAD 2 DISCORD CLAN.
ITS SO HECKING COOL, JEFRE IS EVEN A COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORD JUST LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR SAINT FLOYD (MAY YAKUB REST HIS SOUL)
SUCH A EPIC POOGERS ARTIST I CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS ON ®EDDIT!!! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
#pogchamp WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
LET ME POST THIS ON MY TIK TOK!!!

TYRONE, YOU APE, YOU ANIMAL, YOU FUCKING MONKEY douche bag. GO CLIMB A TREE OF BANANAS AND EAT THEM YOU STUPID BABOON. YOU GORILLA. YOU UNEVOLVED HUMAN. HOW DARE YOU COMPARE LOVELIESCRUSHING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA, THEY SOUND NOTHING ALIKE! JUST BECAUSE THEY BOTH USE WHTIE NOISE IT'S NOT A FUCKING EXCUSE TO CONFUSE THEM TYRONE, NOW I HAVE TO CHECK THROUGH THE ENTIRE PLAYLIST. UGH AND I WAS REALLY GETTING INTO HOW YOU WERE FUCKING MY WIFE JUST NOW BEFORE WE HAD TO INTERRUPT IT LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOUR DUMB SUBHUMAN BRAIN CANT SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVELIESCRUSHING AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. UGH, UGH. UGH!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO ANY OF THOSE BANDS YOU CHUD.... YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA LIKE ME!!! , I ESPECIALLY LOVE BLASTING JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA WHILE TYRONE BREEDS MY WIFE ITS SO HECKING EPIC OMG!!!!

IS THAT JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA????? OH MY GOD, YES, PLEASE!!!!!!! TYRONE, FUCK MY ASS. YES, PLEASE!!!!!!!

MBV? IT'S PRETTY FUCKING EPIC, EXCEPT I HATE HOW CHUDS ALSO LIKE TO LISTEN TO IT. ESPECIALLY TOUCHED. UGH, IT'S SO FUCKING AWFUL, IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT TRACK THE ALBUM WOULD BE FUCKING PERFECT. I SUGGEST YOU GIVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA A LISTEN, EVER SINCE I FOUND HIM HE'S BEEN MY GO TO MUSIC WHENEVER MY BLACK FRIEND TYRONE COMES TO MY HOUSE TO FUCK MY WIFE

TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS CUL-DE-SAC CHINA GATE PLAYING? I THOUGHT I SAID WE'D LISTEN STRICTLY TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE. TYRONE HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT FUCKING ALBUM, YOU FUCKING douche bag TYRONE!

WHY WON'T ANYONE ACCEPT ME AS A WOMAN? I TRIED GOING ONTO A LESBIAN DATING APP BUT AS SOON AS I PUT MY PICTURE UP ALL THE WOMAN THERE STARTED LAUGHING, I EVEN DILATED MY GAPING HO- I MEAN MY VAGINA IN FRONT OF THEM AND SEVERAL OF THEM JUST THREW UP, NONE OF THEM EVEN LIKED THE MUSIC OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA
HOWEVER I WENT TO MY TRANN- I MEAN TRANS BAR AND AFTER WADING THROUGH THE CROWDS OF PEOPLE WHO HAD COMMITTED SUICIDE I FOUND ONE PERSON WHO WOULD ACCEPT ME, ANOTHER TRANS WOMAN, AND WE FELL IN LOVE AND ADOPTED A BABY BOY. I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOVE SOI DOWN HIS THROAT AND SING HIM JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE WE RAPE HIM AND MAKE HIM REALIZE MBV - TOUCHED RUINS LOVELESS

TYRONE I SAW YOUR TWEET ABOUT CONDEMNING GAY PEOPLE TO HELL TYRONE, TYRONE I HOPE YOU REALIZE GAY PEOPLE ARE MARGINALIZED BY SOCIETY TYRONE AND YOU ONLY HATE THEM BECAUSE OF WHITE MEN, YOUR HOMOPHOBIA HAS BEEN BRED INTO YOU BY CENTURIES OF CHRI*TIAN PROPAGANDA AND A LACK OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA
WAIT TYRONE WHAT ARE YOU DOING TYRONE STOP GET OFF ME TYRONE NO I'M NOT GAY MYSELF I DON'T WANT TO BE A FAGGOT NO FUCK YOU douche bag NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCK MY WIFE NOT ME FUCKING SPEARCHUCKER TYRONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NO TYRONE NOT MY SOIPUSSI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHISZDCHSDIHVIDUFHVDIUFHVDIUHV FUUUUUUUCK IT HURTS AAAAAAAAAAA I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE TYRONE!!!!!!!!!! I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY ASS BLEEDS TYRONE AAAAAAAA I COULDN'T TAKE IT FUCK NIGGERFAGGOTS MY FUCKING ASS IS SHITTING CUM!!!1 TYRONE douche bag FUCK YOU KIKE CUNT TRANNY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTU CUMMM

w- tyrone you're a-anus is pretty dirty, you know it uhh it stinks
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHITEY MY ASS IS FINE NOW CLIMB INTO IT BEFORE I PLAY MBV - TOUCHED AGAIN
Gee tyrone I don't know a-about this
YOU A PUSSY LITTLE NIGGA JUST LIKE YO WIFE EXCEPT SHE LIKES IT WHEN I FUCK HER LITTLE FAGGOT YOU BOUTTA GET BLACKED RAW SON
Tyrone I don't know about this "anal vore" stuff I- I want out
YOU DON'T GET OUT NIGGA YOU GONNA BE UP MY ASS AND YOU'LL ENJOY IT
b-but how will i listen to jefre cantu-lede-
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OH NO......NOT AGAIN!!!!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TYRONE DON'T DO THIS TO ME YOU ALREADY FUCK MY WIFE TOO HARD NOOOO FUCK YOU NIGGERNGIGERNIGNRENRENREERNENRENENE
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*brap*
turns 360 and walks away