uh oh, josh just approved another bear hammer sock again.. 
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My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.
- Thread starter Bear Hammer
- Start date
How I feel sending emails and TTS threads to Josh sucking his dick with no response for nearly a month now.
I need a holeee shit nana sticker.
Maybe if I tell Josh about powerchat, maybe he might unban me for helping him find alternative ways to make money.
Josh has unbanned:
- pedophiles
- lolicon artists
- spammers
- people who threatened litigation against the site
- people who claimed he was a pedophile
- People who threatened to kill him
- people who started slapfights
- people who openingly created sock accounts
But me? UNFORGIVABLE CRIME OF MAKING FUN OF HIM FOR BLURRING A PICTURE OF A WAHMEN
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New Josh email, hope this works:
Let’s cut to the chase, Josh.
I am offering $100 in Bitcoin (or your crypto of choice) to lift my ban. Think of it as a humble token of appreciation, and also a business transaction. You get a crisp stack of cyber money, and I get to talk about Alex and mentally ill people on your forum again. Win-win.
I would also like to have T&H if you do accept, but you don't have to.
I am 100% serious, please consider this offer.
Warmest regards,
My username is @Bear Hammer
I will fucking pay you to unban me
Let’s cut to the chase, Josh.
I am offering $100 in Bitcoin (or your crypto of choice) to lift my ban. Think of it as a humble token of appreciation, and also a business transaction. You get a crisp stack of cyber money, and I get to talk about Alex and mentally ill people on your forum again. Win-win.
I would also like to have T&H if you do accept, but you don't have to.
I am 100% serious, please consider this offer.
Warmest regards,
My username is @Bear Hammer
I feel like a black guy saying over and over again "I dindu nuffin", but god damn it I really dindu nuffun.
If bribing Josh with $100 doesn't work, I genuinely don’t know what else would. Like what’s left after that?
I’ve admitted fault, made amends, had multiple people want me unbanned, and now I’m literally offering money. At this point, if that’s not enough to at least start a conversation, then I guess I just have to accept that I’ve achieved the rare and coveted status of “actually hated by the Josh.”
I’ve admitted fault, made amends, had multiple people want me unbanned, and now I’m literally offering money. At this point, if that’s not enough to at least start a conversation, then I guess I just have to accept that I’ve achieved the rare and coveted status of “actually hated by the Josh.”
Have you tried blowing him BEFORE the jacuzzi?
JOSH RESPONDED, HE ACCEPTED!!!!!!
I will pay you to unban me - please respond, at least just tell me to fuck off
Josh: you realize people are mass reporting you right? that's how your alts get detected.
Me: Yes, there are people who don't like me, but there are also people who do want me unbanned. Not like that makes it better, but it's the truth.
Josh: ok, send it over, don't fuck up and make it super obvious you're just copy+pasting shit from splinter sites that call me a child rapist because people will notice and they will report you for it.
Me:
Ok, I will go to my local Bitcoin ATM tomorrow and i'll email you when I sent the payment.
Thank you for responding.
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So now I’m figuring out which shady ATM to get crypto through just so I can go back to posting about weird people on a forum where people are mad at me because I called them simps.
Moral of the story:
Never underestimate the power of autism, persistence, shameless begging and boot licking, and $100 in digital funny money.
Sneed.
Moral of the story:
Never underestimate the power of autism, persistence, shameless begging and boot licking, and $100 in digital funny money.
Sneed.
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He's called generous Josh for a reason.
I kind of wonder, why did he say I was calling him a child rapist? Who said that? Nothing in those posts (or really anywhere) said he raped anyone, it just pointed out something silly he did or something he said that was kind of hypocritical.
Power move: "now that I have your attention, why don't you admit you goofed up and unban me for NO money?"
This was literally how he reacted when I politely advised him not to act histrionic as it reflects poorly.
Use tor, make a new account on tor, don't piss off the mods in the initial stage where your posts have to get manually approved and you'll pretty much be able to re-enter.
Null: you will not harass member of the community
Also null: (proceeds to harass the members of his own community because they said something he doesn't like and wonders why people call him a sensitive faggot)
Also null: (proceeds to harass the members of his own community because they said something he doesn't like and wonders why people call him a sensitive faggot)
I got banned again, this time temporarily for "sperging out".
Not really sure what the "sperging out" was, since I was actually on my best Behavior, probably something I said before? Porbably an unhinged profile post.
Josh deleted my sticker sperg general thread also for some reason.
Not really sure what the "sperging out" was, since I was actually on my best Behavior, probably something I said before? Porbably an unhinged profile post.
Josh deleted my sticker sperg general thread also for some reason.
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