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At this point. I had so much sex with Beetle's Ex-wife I'm starting to have unresistant thoughts about that Floridian tan body pale ass 40 year old white man. As a non-human humanoid entity I deem this man fuckable to extreme measures. In his house where the cock roaches run around. A still quiet attic he sits with Bud light. He is jerking off to every word I say. Rose has denied me access to vagina now I'm gay. This is unbelievable. Why would Rose do this to me? I really wanted discordian vagina. Well I just have to wait about a month until I get to see the pornos of her and her boyfriend. I wonder how big his penis is, it's probably way bigger than mine. He should do doggystyle on her and bang her as if she's a homeless crack addict. Anyways. Now this Floridan man is trying to have sex with me even though I'm a Non-Human Humanoid creature with no holes. With the power of my technology I can shape shift into a male which is my perferred gender. I have spawned a penis on my body before and tested it on a tree. It felt weird and I'm having a hard time understanding what the sack does under my penis.
They jiggle when I run. Does anyone else have this problem please message me in private dms???
But for some reason this man wants to give me rim jobs, asked me to pretend to be an actress he really enjoys seeing. Really he sounds unwell, disturbed, angry at the world & copies everything I'm doing. Shouldn't he be taking care of his kids as he proclaims that he has. It makes no sense to me why he would want to become me. He is a human, I am not a human. I am some sentient being sent down to do whatever it is, typing this sex fantasy out regarding rose pornos. Why would they do this to me? Promised me a discordian girlfriend. Just to call me gay in discord voice chat. Rose and Ken have to be related. Ken is her had. Rose is his daughter. This is unbelievable. It makes no sense.
Will I ever finally after what seems to be 1,ooo,ooo years have my chance at having a vagina to make love to???
Maybe deep down. Rose actually cares about me and she will help me get vagina. This has to be some sort of test to see how I react. I must be reacting horribly or maybe the desperation they want me to display. Could Rose want me to be a part of the pornos with her? Did I turn her on when I said I would eat her shit? I'm so confused as to why Rose would scam me. Or maybe the person with the hitler profile picture was actually a new nazi girlfriend, way better than the BPD whore that broke my heart. Maybe Rose & her boyfriend wants me to do pornos with this women. Maybe this is one of those open marriage things where me and her boyfriend share girlfriends. Honestly, I do want to understand Roses' body more than what I have seen. Her cow milker onsie wasn't enough, I need more but what would be hot if Rose fucked my girlfriend. I want Rose to fuck my girlfriend like a dyke. I would share me girlfriend with Rose, I want to be cucked by Rose. I want Rose to tell me I'm pathetic while fucking my girlfriend while I'm chained to a wall not being able to do anything, just to watch. And then Rose's boyfriend will fuck me in the ass and scream faggot at me while Rose fucks my girlfriend. And then I finally get my reward of 1000 Virgin discordian girlfriends.
Is it wrong to watch my girlfriend get fucked by another girl??? please message me in private dms I'm having a hard time understanding
This is driving me crazy. Demanding answers has never been so difficult. I am blocked on discord by Rose but for sure she reads everything I post about on this site. This makes no sense. She doesn't even have a job so how could this even be real? Maybe Rose is actually rich and that's why she gets to go to fancy places and lives in a fancy place. Maybe Kaine is apart of it, maybe Kaine is a girl who has a crush on me but acts like a sexually confused asian person to throw me off. Could it be Rose is a women very smart, that is something I don't even understand, someone that I truly underestimate. What if she has an account here on the onion and that account is the person with the cat profile picture watching everything I do. It has to be her, who else would be hearting my posts. This is so confusing. I just want my discordian girlfriends.
beetle is gay for me but doesn't get that I'm a non-human humanoid with no hole to have sex with, does anybody have any clue what drugs he's on???
They jiggle when I run. Does anyone else have this problem please message me in private dms???
But for some reason this man wants to give me rim jobs, asked me to pretend to be an actress he really enjoys seeing. Really he sounds unwell, disturbed, angry at the world & copies everything I'm doing. Shouldn't he be taking care of his kids as he proclaims that he has. It makes no sense to me why he would want to become me. He is a human, I am not a human. I am some sentient being sent down to do whatever it is, typing this sex fantasy out regarding rose pornos. Why would they do this to me? Promised me a discordian girlfriend. Just to call me gay in discord voice chat. Rose and Ken have to be related. Ken is her had. Rose is his daughter. This is unbelievable. It makes no sense.
Will I ever finally after what seems to be 1,ooo,ooo years have my chance at having a vagina to make love to???
Maybe deep down. Rose actually cares about me and she will help me get vagina. This has to be some sort of test to see how I react. I must be reacting horribly or maybe the desperation they want me to display. Could Rose want me to be a part of the pornos with her? Did I turn her on when I said I would eat her shit? I'm so confused as to why Rose would scam me. Or maybe the person with the hitler profile picture was actually a new nazi girlfriend, way better than the BPD whore that broke my heart. Maybe Rose & her boyfriend wants me to do pornos with this women. Maybe this is one of those open marriage things where me and her boyfriend share girlfriends. Honestly, I do want to understand Roses' body more than what I have seen. Her cow milker onsie wasn't enough, I need more but what would be hot if Rose fucked my girlfriend. I want Rose to fuck my girlfriend like a dyke. I would share me girlfriend with Rose, I want to be cucked by Rose. I want Rose to tell me I'm pathetic while fucking my girlfriend while I'm chained to a wall not being able to do anything, just to watch. And then Rose's boyfriend will fuck me in the ass and scream faggot at me while Rose fucks my girlfriend. And then I finally get my reward of 1000 Virgin discordian girlfriends.
Is it wrong to watch my girlfriend get fucked by another girl??? please message me in private dms I'm having a hard time understanding
This is driving me crazy. Demanding answers has never been so difficult. I am blocked on discord by Rose but for sure she reads everything I post about on this site. This makes no sense. She doesn't even have a job so how could this even be real? Maybe Rose is actually rich and that's why she gets to go to fancy places and lives in a fancy place. Maybe Kaine is apart of it, maybe Kaine is a girl who has a crush on me but acts like a sexually confused asian person to throw me off. Could it be Rose is a women very smart, that is something I don't even understand, someone that I truly underestimate. What if she has an account here on the onion and that account is the person with the cat profile picture watching everything I do. It has to be her, who else would be hearting my posts. This is so confusing. I just want my discordian girlfriends.
beetle is gay for me but doesn't get that I'm a non-human humanoid with no hole to have sex with, does anybody have any clue what drugs he's on???
You you made me look at faggot text
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I just wish people would wash their hands properly for 20 to 30 seconds straight instead of touching the whole world with their poop hands.
One time I was in emerg and the only two people there was a drug guy with an abscess tooth he needed antibiotics for and a native girl who ended up having shingles. She said she'd pray and smudge for me.
Cat person. If you are a women who is in her 30s. I confess. Please take me in. Peyote in the desert. Hugs in your temple. Be my Zelda. Rescue me from the ambient shadow. Your rainbow is neon, vibrant, glowing. Your kisses are sugar. I know your cherry has already been popped. It's okay, your body still holds value to me. Your body is like a 70s stingray. Let me inside, rub my flesh on your interior. You beautiful mature women. Sexy millennial mess you. I'm a weak man, my manhood is lost, my heart vulnerable. Let me ejaculate my sweetness into you. The Nazi whore has nothing on you beautiful women. Be my sugar mama, buy me nice things, I will be your pool boy with my genitals out waving in the wind. Those cat women you recall, can we have sex all together? Let me put me in a cage, penetrate my virgin butthole, I want to lick the sweat off of their cheeks and rim them in every angle. And whatever drive I have left, I can squirm inside of you when they are done with my body.
Floridian white man that degrades me for my dreams. How are you? Still thinking about Anne? Maybe you should have been a women so I can have sex with you. When I get in communication with humanoids and they have a technology to change your gender 100%, I will provide that for you so we can have sex. Don't be upset at me. Don't scream faggot to me. Just adore me because I have so much affection for you. Your ex wife, I know we had sex many times at the tennis court but me and her, we are through. She wouldn't buy me a corvette even though she has most of your money. So please hateful Floridian man, lets make this water under the bridge for once. This conflict between me and you, it's naive. Gets us nowhere when we can go into a discord server and roleplay.
Speaking of Discord. I was just told by the boyfriend of Rose that they will not be doing porn. This upsets me. I wanted to see Rose plowed from behind as if she's a homeless crack addict fucking for more crack. This does not make any sense and leaves me with more questions than answers. What is it that Rose wants from me? I have already offered to eat her shit, stuff her tampons in my mouth, sniff her underwear. Isn't Rose into freaks and weirdos? After all this time she was talking about how stalkers made her horny. All of a sudden her number one stalker offered their soul to her discord cult and I get turned down over a mistake I made two months ago. This does not make sense. Maybe the boyfriend wants me to eat his shit and vaccum is penis with my mouth. Then again he did have bi-sexual vibes so maybe he wants me to perform a gay act on him. But I'm not gay. I will take strapons in my ass by girls but I won't suck another man's penis. Rose is psy opping or seething because I said those things about her on this forum.
@Deus Kaine
How much are you being paid to troll me? Has dark lord given you the peanuts he has made from youtube? I see he finally reached 20,000 views. It's really cool to see that he has paid someone else to have doordash ordered for me. Archiving is a great thing to do for Rose. It's less heavy lifting to document her existence on the internet. I'm starting to believe you sabotaged my discord invitation to the server. Has Timepace been in talks with you? Not that it matters but by now she should have killed herself. I hate her now but the nude book she was wanting to make me still has me curious about what's under those clothes. Rose has a sexier body than her but a little practice won't hurt. What if I told you I had sex with one of your girl friends and I'm paying her to spy on your every day duties. I'm actually having her cuck me so steal your shit. I already ejaculated into her so it doesn't matter, you're just getting a hole that was already spread out. Are you sending doordash to my sex palace? I think the boyfriend of Rose would beat your ass. Come on Kaine why don't we have a voice call in discord? You wouldn't be a coward would you? After all of this time I think we should talk as if we are grown men. Don't hide behind those sex dolls and fake girl friends. Oh, and the reason why I know about that is because Dustin has been talking major shit about you. Dustin told me that Rose told him years ago you have a sex addiction, wasted $1000 on this rich girl you found at some work place you worked for. You also have an electric car, attempted to learn japanese even though that's never your culture. Don't be mad at me bro, you should beat Dustin's ass. Dustin is @Prospero by the way and has been sending me your private information. Bro why do you look like a frog, are you sure you're scoring pussy? It is as if you popped out of your mother's pussy the other day. No chest hair, small dick energy, rapists aesthetic. So tell us when are you going to shoot up a coffee shop because Rose turned you down?
Floridian white man that degrades me for my dreams. How are you? Still thinking about Anne? Maybe you should have been a women so I can have sex with you. When I get in communication with humanoids and they have a technology to change your gender 100%, I will provide that for you so we can have sex. Don't be upset at me. Don't scream faggot to me. Just adore me because I have so much affection for you. Your ex wife, I know we had sex many times at the tennis court but me and her, we are through. She wouldn't buy me a corvette even though she has most of your money. So please hateful Floridian man, lets make this water under the bridge for once. This conflict between me and you, it's naive. Gets us nowhere when we can go into a discord server and roleplay.
Speaking of Discord. I was just told by the boyfriend of Rose that they will not be doing porn. This upsets me. I wanted to see Rose plowed from behind as if she's a homeless crack addict fucking for more crack. This does not make any sense and leaves me with more questions than answers. What is it that Rose wants from me? I have already offered to eat her shit, stuff her tampons in my mouth, sniff her underwear. Isn't Rose into freaks and weirdos? After all this time she was talking about how stalkers made her horny. All of a sudden her number one stalker offered their soul to her discord cult and I get turned down over a mistake I made two months ago. This does not make sense. Maybe the boyfriend wants me to eat his shit and vaccum is penis with my mouth. Then again he did have bi-sexual vibes so maybe he wants me to perform a gay act on him. But I'm not gay. I will take strapons in my ass by girls but I won't suck another man's penis. Rose is psy opping or seething because I said those things about her on this forum.
@Deus Kaine
How much are you being paid to troll me? Has dark lord given you the peanuts he has made from youtube? I see he finally reached 20,000 views. It's really cool to see that he has paid someone else to have doordash ordered for me. Archiving is a great thing to do for Rose. It's less heavy lifting to document her existence on the internet. I'm starting to believe you sabotaged my discord invitation to the server. Has Timepace been in talks with you? Not that it matters but by now she should have killed herself. I hate her now but the nude book she was wanting to make me still has me curious about what's under those clothes. Rose has a sexier body than her but a little practice won't hurt. What if I told you I had sex with one of your girl friends and I'm paying her to spy on your every day duties. I'm actually having her cuck me so steal your shit. I already ejaculated into her so it doesn't matter, you're just getting a hole that was already spread out. Are you sending doordash to my sex palace? I think the boyfriend of Rose would beat your ass. Come on Kaine why don't we have a voice call in discord? You wouldn't be a coward would you? After all of this time I think we should talk as if we are grown men. Don't hide behind those sex dolls and fake girl friends. Oh, and the reason why I know about that is because Dustin has been talking major shit about you. Dustin told me that Rose told him years ago you have a sex addiction, wasted $1000 on this rich girl you found at some work place you worked for. You also have an electric car, attempted to learn japanese even though that's never your culture. Don't be mad at me bro, you should beat Dustin's ass. Dustin is @Prospero by the way and has been sending me your private information. Bro why do you look like a frog, are you sure you're scoring pussy? It is as if you popped out of your mother's pussy the other day. No chest hair, small dick energy, rapists aesthetic. So tell us when are you going to shoot up a coffee shop because Rose turned you down?
@that bitch v
@Deus Kaine
This is your fault. You made Rose turn me down. Now my ex-girlfriend who has moderator on this site probably died from the fire or lost her house. This shit makes me sexually confused. Being called a stalker because I just want affection. This is unbelievable. I should have been born a girl, similar form such as my baby girl time. Jerking off uncontrollably has made my penis hurt. Floridian man is now secretly gay for me. My story is just doom and gloom. Getting turned down, ghosted, cheated on. This is unbelievable. I go on Ome.tv, find a hot emo girl, get her discord, then she turns me down after 10 hours of deep talking. Her reason was that I wasn't her type. I don't understand. We had so much in common. It must be nice to be a girl. I don't understand how I was born a man I am worthless and my penis hurts from jerking it too much. My dream is so over, Timepace's house burned down and I'm left with my cock in my hand. Rose gay opped me into thinking she was going to do porn for me. I'm hearing enough voices as it is and it's so depressing. I should have been a girl so I can just touch myself and never have to be turned down when I can be the one doing the ghosting. How does Time get to be a girl but I can't? She has such a hot body I want to lick her up and down, I want to rub my imaginary vagina on hers. Maybe I wouldn't be so depressed, maybe she would be gay for me dyke style.
It's just another one of those nights. I'm crying to space song while trying to fall asleep typing this out. I'm listening to depressing shit right now because I'm falling apart. @that bitch v this is all your fault you BPD whore. You did this didn't you? You made her kill herself because you want to kill yourself. Keep getting drunk everyday you will be so sad and by yourself. You might as well get back to doing crack. I wanted to have fun with you, every night we dated I touched myself to you. I wanted you to send me nudes I told you my romance story. It's never fair for me I get turned down all of the fucking time and Kaine, he rubs it my face through dustin, Kaine can't even brag about it directly, he has to have another faggot tell me about it. What is wrong with you people. How do you get girlfriends? when then again I don't know if we can call them that but okay.
I'm so going to get turned down again you watch. I should have been a girl this is unbelievable now there is a gay Floridian trying to have sex with me trying to have me watch beetleguese with him. Maybe he should have been a women, I could have sex with that fine soul. Maybe I should have been a women, he could bang me and fuck me like a dog on a teddy bear. My nazi BPD ex girlfriend caused this, she said everything was my fault when I confronted her in discord. She blamed me for being depressed. We should have just fucked, fucked, asked questions later. No she gas lights me, makes me feel bad she has mental problems. Get drunk more, cry more about it, tell everyone your problems. I hope the next boyfriend beats the shit out of you, you stupid bitch. I was going to get nudes, an actual book of nudes from Timepace, I was going to have porn of Rose made just for me. You people had to fuck everything up and now I'm being turned down left and right as if no one will ever adore me. I should have been a girl, this is unbelievable.
You people suck
Kiwifails is the best moderator
@Deus Kaine
This is your fault. You made Rose turn me down. Now my ex-girlfriend who has moderator on this site probably died from the fire or lost her house. This shit makes me sexually confused. Being called a stalker because I just want affection. This is unbelievable. I should have been born a girl, similar form such as my baby girl time. Jerking off uncontrollably has made my penis hurt. Floridian man is now secretly gay for me. My story is just doom and gloom. Getting turned down, ghosted, cheated on. This is unbelievable. I go on Ome.tv, find a hot emo girl, get her discord, then she turns me down after 10 hours of deep talking. Her reason was that I wasn't her type. I don't understand. We had so much in common. It must be nice to be a girl. I don't understand how I was born a man I am worthless and my penis hurts from jerking it too much. My dream is so over, Timepace's house burned down and I'm left with my cock in my hand. Rose gay opped me into thinking she was going to do porn for me. I'm hearing enough voices as it is and it's so depressing. I should have been a girl so I can just touch myself and never have to be turned down when I can be the one doing the ghosting. How does Time get to be a girl but I can't? She has such a hot body I want to lick her up and down, I want to rub my imaginary vagina on hers. Maybe I wouldn't be so depressed, maybe she would be gay for me dyke style.
It's just another one of those nights. I'm crying to space song while trying to fall asleep typing this out. I'm listening to depressing shit right now because I'm falling apart. @that bitch v this is all your fault you BPD whore. You did this didn't you? You made her kill herself because you want to kill yourself. Keep getting drunk everyday you will be so sad and by yourself. You might as well get back to doing crack. I wanted to have fun with you, every night we dated I touched myself to you. I wanted you to send me nudes I told you my romance story. It's never fair for me I get turned down all of the fucking time and Kaine, he rubs it my face through dustin, Kaine can't even brag about it directly, he has to have another faggot tell me about it. What is wrong with you people. How do you get girlfriends? when then again I don't know if we can call them that but okay.
I'm so going to get turned down again you watch. I should have been a girl this is unbelievable now there is a gay Floridian trying to have sex with me trying to have me watch beetleguese with him. Maybe he should have been a women, I could have sex with that fine soul. Maybe I should have been a women, he could bang me and fuck me like a dog on a teddy bear. My nazi BPD ex girlfriend caused this, she said everything was my fault when I confronted her in discord. She blamed me for being depressed. We should have just fucked, fucked, asked questions later. No she gas lights me, makes me feel bad she has mental problems. Get drunk more, cry more about it, tell everyone your problems. I hope the next boyfriend beats the shit out of you, you stupid bitch. I was going to get nudes, an actual book of nudes from Timepace, I was going to have porn of Rose made just for me. You people had to fuck everything up and now I'm being turned down left and right as if no one will ever adore me. I should have been a girl, this is unbelievable.
You people suck Kiwifails is the best moderator
@that bitch v
@Deus Kaine
This is your fault. You made Rose turn me down. Now my ex-girlfriend who has moderator on this site probably died from the fire or lost her house. This shit makes me sexually confused. Being called a stalker because I just want affection. This is unbelievable. I should have been born a girl, similar form such as my baby girl time. Jerking off uncontrollably has made my penis hurt. Floridian man is now secretly gay for me. My story is just doom and gloom. Getting turned down, ghosted, cheated on. This is unbelievable. I go on Ome.tv, find a hot emo girl, get her discord, then she turns me down after 10 hours of deep talking. Her reason was that I wasn't her type. I don't understand. We had so much in common. It must be nice to be a girl. I don't understand how I was born a man I am worthless and my penis hurts from jerking it too much. My dream is so over, Timepace's house burned down and I'm left with my cock in my hand. Rose gay opped me into thinking she was going to do porn for me. I'm hearing enough voices as it is and it's so depressing. I should have been a girl so I can just touch myself and never have to be turned down when I can be the one doing the ghosting. How does Time get to be a girl but I can't? She has such a hot body I want to lick her up and down, I want to rub my imaginary vagina on hers. Maybe I wouldn't be so depressed, maybe she would be gay for me dyke style.
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It's just another one of those nights. I'm crying to space song while trying to fall asleep typing this out. I'm listening to depressing shit right now because I'm falling apart. @that bitch v this is all your fault you BPD whore. You did this didn't you? You made her kill herself because you want to kill yourself. Keep getting drunk everyday you will be so sad and by yourself. You might as well get back to doing crack. I wanted to have fun with you, every night we dated I touched myself to you. I wanted you to send me nudes I told you my romance story. It's never fair for me I get turned down all of the fucking time and Kaine, he rubs it my face through dustin, Kaine can't even brag about it directly, he has to have another faggot tell me about it. What is wrong with you people. How do you get girlfriends? when then again I don't know if we can call them that but okay.
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I'm so going to get turned down again you watch. I should have been a girl this is unbelievable now there is a gay Floridian trying to have sex with me trying to have me watch beetleguese with him. Maybe he should have been a women, I could have sex with that fine soul. Maybe I should have been a women, he could bang me and fuck me like a dog on a teddy bear. My nazi BPD ex girlfriend caused this, she said everything was my fault when I confronted her in discord. She blamed me for being depressed. We should have just fucked, fucked, asked questions later. No she gas lights me, makes me feel bad she has mental problems. Get drunk more, cry more about it, tell everyone your problems. I hope the next boyfriend beats the shit out of you, you stupid bitch. I was going to get nudes, an actual book of nudes from Timepace, I was going to have porn of Rose made just for me. You people had to fuck everything up and now I'm being turned down left and right as if no one will ever adore me. I should have been a girl, this is unbelievable.
Kiwifails is the best moderator
Floridian man is asking for it. The signals he keeps sending. Dude wants to be fucked so hard by me the waves start forming in the oceans. His Anne Hathaway dream has became a delusion to the point every male on this forum is Anne Hathaway. But really I want to dress up as a ss officer and fuck him as if he's a women about to be raped in France. Rose still has turned my request down to join the discordian waifu server. I'm almost finished reading girl in pieces as my first assignment. It's a really great book and Rose wanted me to read it so I can understand what she goes through. Now I understand when a girl cuts herself and why they do it. So what's the deal with my man holding down my girl Rose? He for sure has a bigger penis than me that's why Rose chose him over me. If me and this dude whipped it out and had the ruler out he would win by 6 inches no problem. Rose is getting some fine dick I'm so jealous. How did my man get such a big dick? Now I understand why Dustin is butthurt about being turned down by Rose.
Deep down I wish I was an emo girl. As a non-human humanoid I feel as if being a man isn't what it's chalked up to be. The penis doesn't have much perks to it. Once you masturbate twice a day with it, it starts to be sore and ache. When you have an erection it hurts because my penis is very big. I find no matter in a big penis but for some reason it upsets Floridian man. For some reason with my non-human humanoid technology, it won't allow me to transform. I was thinking about taking unuyuns virginity since I have a thing for that humanoid. I sense this humanoid with my penis. The humanoid lurks reading everything I type out waiting for me to rim it's ass. I sense this humanoid has a functional asshole so that's why I mentioned that.
@that bitch v
Did you drink today? Am I on your mind baby girl? You miss me I know it. I know I'm banging the pussy around her but I think about you from time to time. My vicky baby why don't you just fuck me like I'm nothing to you? I'm better than what drinking can do. Come fuck me baby, make me scream for my life when I cum inside of you. Your insults make me just want more and more. You make me so hyper sexual I just need you to make those moves on this body. Don't be angry just fuck me already. Fuck me so fucking good, I fuck you like you're getting raped. I'll jam you in your ass while on erection pills. I want my penis to break down from jamming you 10 hours straight in the ass. I have plenty of lubricant. I want to jam you in the ass and have you suck my dick so you can taste your ass. You are pathetic, that's why I want to use you. Instead of killing you, I want my penis to do the talking, I want that pink pussy of yours to do the fighting. Come on baby, let's not fight or hate, let's just do some angry fucking. Maybe then we can get past our differences.
Unyuns is a humanoid. I will find this humanoid and fuck it. As a non-human humanoid I will fuck the shit out of unuyuns. Everytime I find an onion I smash it with my dick. I smack it around, play with it, put it in my ass, poop it out then fuck a hole through it. But let's be honest, Unyuns wants Floridian man. This is bullshit. That pathetic divorced whore man, why would he want a fucking vegetable? This just isn't fair. You people are something else. One minute you are calling me a hot emo girl the next you say my nuts are weird shaped. Please back away and let me take the stage here. This is why in this thread, I want to be sex mod. Appoint me to sex mod so I can feel special about this thread. Don't have me be fingered in my ass without something that goes with it. This will only make Floridian man want to imagine me and everyone else here as Anne Hathaway.
Deep down I wish I was an emo girl. As a non-human humanoid I feel as if being a man isn't what it's chalked up to be. The penis doesn't have much perks to it. Once you masturbate twice a day with it, it starts to be sore and ache. When you have an erection it hurts because my penis is very big. I find no matter in a big penis but for some reason it upsets Floridian man. For some reason with my non-human humanoid technology, it won't allow me to transform. I was thinking about taking unuyuns virginity since I have a thing for that humanoid. I sense this humanoid with my penis. The humanoid lurks reading everything I type out waiting for me to rim it's ass. I sense this humanoid has a functional asshole so that's why I mentioned that.
@that bitch v
Did you drink today? Am I on your mind baby girl? You miss me I know it. I know I'm banging the pussy around her but I think about you from time to time. My vicky baby why don't you just fuck me like I'm nothing to you? I'm better than what drinking can do. Come fuck me baby, make me scream for my life when I cum inside of you. Your insults make me just want more and more. You make me so hyper sexual I just need you to make those moves on this body. Don't be angry just fuck me already. Fuck me so fucking good, I fuck you like you're getting raped. I'll jam you in your ass while on erection pills. I want my penis to break down from jamming you 10 hours straight in the ass. I have plenty of lubricant. I want to jam you in the ass and have you suck my dick so you can taste your ass. You are pathetic, that's why I want to use you. Instead of killing you, I want my penis to do the talking, I want that pink pussy of yours to do the fighting. Come on baby, let's not fight or hate, let's just do some angry fucking. Maybe then we can get past our differences.
Unyuns is a humanoid. I will find this humanoid and fuck it. As a non-human humanoid I will fuck the shit out of unuyuns. Everytime I find an onion I smash it with my dick. I smack it around, play with it, put it in my ass, poop it out then fuck a hole through it. But let's be honest, Unyuns wants Floridian man. This is bullshit. That pathetic divorced whore man, why would he want a fucking vegetable? This just isn't fair. You people are something else. One minute you are calling me a hot emo girl the next you say my nuts are weird shaped. Please back away and let me take the stage here. This is why in this thread, I want to be sex mod. Appoint me to sex mod so I can feel special about this thread. Don't have me be fingered in my ass without something that goes with it. This will only make Floridian man want to imagine me and everyone else here as Anne Hathaway.
unyuns
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Hellovan Onion
unyuns callering you for to nigger. unyuns not fuckering to nigger. you for to wishering for to unyuns unyunhole. unyuns married alreaderys. dreamering for on niggerman. unyuns loyalist. unyuns not everning piss to you if fire.
preach nigga
I still think one of the saddest moments in my life is when I had to sit Ling down and explain to her that we could not have children because we were different races, and she was already preparing to tell me that
One of the best moments though is when my eldest son called her mom for the first time
unyuns
unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns unyuns *make beat noise with the mouth to avail*
Hellovan Onion
unyuns sayering this for to cannoners to 'my name is earl'
The thing that makes me laugh about American History X is that everyone gets the message incorrectly. The point of that movie was once they stopped being Nazis, Danny was gunned down into a toilet by some nigger.
If you think about it it is the most poignant and flagrant case FOR racism that ever snuck by the MPAA.
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