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At this point. I had so much sex with Beetle's Ex-wife I'm starting to have unresistant thoughts about that Floridian tan body pale ass 40 year old white man. As a non-human humanoid entity I deem this man fuckable to extreme measures. In his house where the cock roaches run around. A still quiet attic he sits with Bud light. He is jerking off to every word I say. Rose has denied me access to vagina now I'm gay. This is unbelievable. Why would Rose do this to me? I really wanted discordian vagina. Well I just have to wait about a month until I get to see the pornos of her and her boyfriend. I wonder how big his penis is, it's probably way bigger than mine. He should do doggystyle on her and bang her as if she's a homeless crack addict. Anyways. Now this Floridan man is trying to have sex with me even though I'm a Non-Human Humanoid creature with no holes. With the power of my technology I can shape shift into a male which is my perferred gender. I have spawned a penis on my body before and tested it on a tree. It felt weird and I'm having a hard time understanding what the sack does under my penis.
They jiggle when I run. Does anyone else have this problem please message me in private dms???
But for some reason this man wants to give me rim jobs, asked me to pretend to be an actress he really enjoys seeing. Really he sounds unwell, disturbed, angry at the world & copies everything I'm doing. Shouldn't he be taking care of his kids as he proclaims that he has. It makes no sense to me why he would want to become me. He is a human, I am not a human. I am some sentient being sent down to do whatever it is, typing this sex fantasy out regarding rose pornos. Why would they do this to me? Promised me a discordian girlfriend. Just to call me gay in discord voice chat. Rose and Ken have to be related. Ken is her had. Rose is his daughter. This is unbelievable. It makes no sense.
Will I ever finally after what seems to be 1,ooo,ooo years have my chance at having a vagina to make love to???
Maybe deep down. Rose actually cares about me and she will help me get vagina. This has to be some sort of test to see how I react. I must be reacting horribly or maybe the desperation they want me to display. Could Rose want me to be a part of the pornos with her? Did I turn her on when I said I would eat her shit? I'm so confused as to why Rose would scam me. Or maybe the person with the hitler profile picture was actually a new nazi girlfriend, way better than the BPD whore that broke my heart. Maybe Rose & her boyfriend wants me to do pornos with this women. Maybe this is one of those open marriage things where me and her boyfriend share girlfriends. Honestly, I do want to understand Roses' body more than what I have seen. Her cow milker onsie wasn't enough, I need more but what would be hot if Rose fucked my girlfriend. I want Rose to fuck my girlfriend like a dyke. I would share me girlfriend with Rose, I want to be cucked by Rose. I want Rose to tell me I'm pathetic while fucking my girlfriend while I'm chained to a wall not being able to do anything, just to watch. And then Rose's boyfriend will fuck me in the ass and scream faggot at me while Rose fucks my girlfriend. And then I finally get my reward of 1000 Virgin discordian girlfriends.
Is it wrong to watch my girlfriend get fucked by another girl??? please message me in private dms I'm having a hard time understanding
This is driving me crazy. Demanding answers has never been so difficult. I am blocked on discord by Rose but for sure she reads everything I post about on this site. This makes no sense. She doesn't even have a job so how could this even be real? Maybe Rose is actually rich and that's why she gets to go to fancy places and lives in a fancy place. Maybe Kaine is apart of it, maybe Kaine is a girl who has a crush on me but acts like a sexually confused asian person to throw me off. Could it be Rose is a women very smart, that is something I don't even understand, someone that I truly underestimate. What if she has an account here on the onion and that account is the person with the cat profile picture watching everything I do. It has to be her, who else would be hearting my posts. This is so confusing. I just want my discordian girlfriends.
beetle is gay for me but doesn't get that I'm a non-human humanoid with no hole to have sex with, does anybody have any clue what drugs he's on???
They jiggle when I run. Does anyone else have this problem please message me in private dms???
But for some reason this man wants to give me rim jobs, asked me to pretend to be an actress he really enjoys seeing. Really he sounds unwell, disturbed, angry at the world & copies everything I'm doing. Shouldn't he be taking care of his kids as he proclaims that he has. It makes no sense to me why he would want to become me. He is a human, I am not a human. I am some sentient being sent down to do whatever it is, typing this sex fantasy out regarding rose pornos. Why would they do this to me? Promised me a discordian girlfriend. Just to call me gay in discord voice chat. Rose and Ken have to be related. Ken is her had. Rose is his daughter. This is unbelievable. It makes no sense.
Will I ever finally after what seems to be 1,ooo,ooo years have my chance at having a vagina to make love to???
Maybe deep down. Rose actually cares about me and she will help me get vagina. This has to be some sort of test to see how I react. I must be reacting horribly or maybe the desperation they want me to display. Could Rose want me to be a part of the pornos with her? Did I turn her on when I said I would eat her shit? I'm so confused as to why Rose would scam me. Or maybe the person with the hitler profile picture was actually a new nazi girlfriend, way better than the BPD whore that broke my heart. Maybe Rose & her boyfriend wants me to do pornos with this women. Maybe this is one of those open marriage things where me and her boyfriend share girlfriends. Honestly, I do want to understand Roses' body more than what I have seen. Her cow milker onsie wasn't enough, I need more but what would be hot if Rose fucked my girlfriend. I want Rose to fuck my girlfriend like a dyke. I would share me girlfriend with Rose, I want to be cucked by Rose. I want Rose to tell me I'm pathetic while fucking my girlfriend while I'm chained to a wall not being able to do anything, just to watch. And then Rose's boyfriend will fuck me in the ass and scream faggot at me while Rose fucks my girlfriend. And then I finally get my reward of 1000 Virgin discordian girlfriends.
Is it wrong to watch my girlfriend get fucked by another girl??? please message me in private dms I'm having a hard time understanding
This is driving me crazy. Demanding answers has never been so difficult. I am blocked on discord by Rose but for sure she reads everything I post about on this site. This makes no sense. She doesn't even have a job so how could this even be real? Maybe Rose is actually rich and that's why she gets to go to fancy places and lives in a fancy place. Maybe Kaine is apart of it, maybe Kaine is a girl who has a crush on me but acts like a sexually confused asian person to throw me off. Could it be Rose is a women very smart, that is something I don't even understand, someone that I truly underestimate. What if she has an account here on the onion and that account is the person with the cat profile picture watching everything I do. It has to be her, who else would be hearting my posts. This is so confusing. I just want my discordian girlfriends.
beetle is gay for me but doesn't get that I'm a non-human humanoid with no hole to have sex with, does anybody have any clue what drugs he's on???
You you made me look at faggot text
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I just wish people would wash their hands properly for 20 to 30 seconds straight instead of touching the whole world with their poop hands.
One time I was in emerg and the only two people there was a drug guy with an abscess tooth he needed antibiotics for and a native girl who ended up having shingles. She said she'd pray and smudge for me.