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Is it weird that I ejaculate on the mulch of my flowers? Never do I do this in the day time. Sometimes after a stressful day, it comes to a point where I need to rub one out. On good nights I really let out a fat load because I have been on testosterone pills for the past month. Controlling my urges is very difficult. Big time when the weather gets warm and girls are walking around with their stomachs exposed. Right away I have immediate sex urges I forget I have two condoms in my wallet. I'm against hook ups but my imagination is wild. Seeing a woman's domain in the sun, sweat trickling down their stomach, & breast jiggling just fine. It's so hard to prevent an erection the hardness of a titanium tower. The funny thing is, when I have a girlfriend and meet her on the first day, I bust a fat amount of semen all over my floor but I never jerk off again until she gets freaky in a discord call with me. Sometimes my loads are so fat and I don't think that I need to clean up, I would have to get the carpet cleaner to clean it out of the carpet. My penis is so hard when I think about my girlfriend, my right hand starts to cramp because the pressure on my penis is so intense.

Sex drive supplements are very cool but I don't just take them for masturbation or semen density. My routines are busy so I need a boost but when I see a fine women my age walking around, my urges are so crazy. One time I was hiking and I walked upon 3 women smoking weed behind a boulder. Now I could tell the two girls were with their mom so I wondered what would happen if they weren't with their mom. Would I have fucked them both in all three holes? Ran out of condoms in my wallet? Would I get a heavenly rim job before they jerk my off into their mouths? Two beautiful white women that looked as if they are in university probably all pent up from sexual frustration needing a freak like me to fill up their vaginas with my warm, thick semen.

So much vagina, so much virgin tight pink vagina needing a man such as my self to open the flood gates. I'm not a fuck boy, I do not want to have intercourse with strangers. I just want to have intercourse with a 1000 of my soulmates needing me so desperately to procreate with them. Roses' boyfriend has informed me that Rose has been thinking about being my friend and Rose has a girl that is interested in me but I must follow her religion. I must worship Rose as a goddess and she will reward me with virgin women. I have been thinking very hard about this because she expects me to not masturbate or open up pornhub again. I view Rose as a sister and I would be ashamed if I lied to her. She also told me I cannot sext this women or she cannot sext me until 3 months later. I told her boyfriend that I promised but I did not agree on being a follower of her religion yet. She also told me the girl is open to me having other girlfriends. The women is not at all bi-sexual, but the women would be okay if I was into other girls as long as she was present and in the same discord message group. And after the 3 months of innocence was up and I happen to have two girlfriends, if I wanted to do anything, she would have to be there.

I'm so horny right now, I'm trying to avoid masturbating because I would need to prepare myself if I want to go through with it. Rose also told her boyfriend to tell me that there are rules I have to follow such as having to address Rose a certain way. That I have to put positive posts on her thread. That if I want to go to sweden in july with most of my expenses paid off, I would have to work for it but putting work into her religion. Rose also told me that she has another friend of hers that is into information technology and she will help fund the religious discord server but I must also address her as a superior female. I get it now. Rose doesn't have to work because she has her own religion with some followers. This is so awesome and if I do a good job being a follower, I finally get to lose my virginity eventually. I get to have multiple wives!!!!

Honestly if this is the case. I would eat her shit, lick her feet, drink her piss. Take it up the ass from her if her boyfriend allows it. Anything for my virgin wives, anything. She also told me that she wants to get mentally crazy women too for me since I have a kink for that. But she also promised that they will be obedient to her and my wishes. So honestly I might get a another BPD girlfriend or a deranged disturbed girlfriend. This means they will rape me and molest me and force me to take it up the ass from sex toys. I'm really into that.

Please don't judge me.

:3
 
Is it weird that I ejaculate on the mulch of my flowers?

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So much vagina, so much virgin tight pink vagina needing a man such as my self to open the flood gates. I'm not a fuck boy, I do not want to have intercourse with strangers. I just want to have intercourse with a 1000 of my soulmates
whore
 
How come every body gets to have bumper stickers on their accounts? As a non-human humanoid I find this discriminatory. I should have sex mod under my account in pink labeling. I'm really the only one contributing to this thread so I should be able to jannie it. Floridian middle aged divorced man keeps preventing that from happening. Really, what is his problem? It's not my fault his ex-wife wanted me to bang her on the tennis court. She was the one that came on top me and said my four inch was harder than his. I was in confusion, she sucked my dick and told me to put it in her. I put it in the wrong hole but she said that was okay but it hurt so I out it in the other hole. Then she started screaming and getting all riled up. She had be pounding her on the net and calling me coach.

Anyways. Yes, I am a non-human humanoid person with a penis. I am of the belief I came to this planet from some galaxy to mate with white women. I do not know what planet I came from, but I am a non-human humanoid demanding that I get my own bumper sticker below my profile. How come the women with the cat profile gets a bumper sticker? I mean nothing against it, I'm in support of her but how come I can't be a sex mod in my own thread? It's not like I'm getting a blow job for writing out my stories. Instead of Baby Onion, I want sex creature. I am a creature, I am not a human, I am a non-humanoid human that is very sexual.

Floridian man keeps bulling me because I pounded his ex wife. I don't understand. Shouldn't he be golfing or working his dad bod job? Floridian men are strange. They blame others for their divorce situation. But let's be fair. I'm just saying his ex wife has some interesting pussy. I never knew a middle aged womens vagina could do the tricks they do. But I don't understand why she kept calling me coach. Then she told me to bang her harder. Whatever that meant. Is she on the morning after pill? Shouldn't matter, I am a non-human humanoid and I'm pretty sure I need to upgrade my semen to make a female pregnant.

Anyways. I have been thinking really hard about the religion rose wants me to join. I wonder who this women is that want's to be my girlfriend. I hope she doesn't read these stories I make. Maybe she already knows I'm a non-human humanoid and is interested in understanding how my asshole works. My asshole is normal, I just shit different colors. If I eat a fruit, I shit rainbows. But it would be cool if Rose dressed up like one of those german dudes from 1945 and ordered her servants who are females, to peg me as she pleads that I address her as goddess rose as her boyfriend calls me a faggot as I'm being plowed by 4 women with strapons. Hopefully that will convince rose to give me 1000 virgin wives. Many with BPD, mental problems, nerdy, emo, goth, weird, disturbed, yandere.

I wonder if Rose would make a dungeon for me so her servants can use me as a toy. It would be cool if Rose found a girl that refuses to shower only once a week and I'm forced to have sex with her. The smell of a women makes me squirm. I want to be pegged, rim jobbed and spat on like some creature. I want Rose to order me to fuck her servants as her boyfriend screams faggot at me. I want her servants to pull down my pants and laugh at my penis. For some reason, women laughing at my penis makes me blush. I know I'm small but if there was a group of women that pulled down my pants and my penis popped out, and they started laughing, I would blush and jiggle.

Anyways. That floridian man is upset because I'm the one to come out of the closet about my BDSM fettish. His ex wife told me she would ride me while I was chained down and spank my ass. She also said she would stick toys in my ass and rim me. His ex wife is interesting. I never knew tennis pussy would be so good, then again I never understood why she called me coach. Maybe he needs a friend. He is alone deep down watching movies alone, eating mexican chips and drinking beer. Deep down, he knows he misses his wife, deep down, he misses the sex dungeon in the basement they had. He misses being pissed on and called beetlguese. Poor guy, he's in his 40s and can't admit he is into BDSM.

How is everyone. Also I should have my moderator status as a sex creature in pink labeling. It's only fair. After all Ken does put on his site that I can roll with the onions as a Non-human humanoid. The only thing I would need from Rose is that I can date the servants and play Zelda Ocarina of time with them. I have porn films in my closet. Zelda porn under my mattress next to my peyote. Honestly, I should be pegged for that as I'm already breaking the rules of the rose religion. I would want the servants to come to my house and possess my porn material and ban me from porn. Then I be spanked by her servants as her boyfriend screams faggot at me.

Anyways. That ex-wife of his. I was the beetleguese of her beetlegeuse. When I was banging her in a graveyard, she kept screaming. "Rise from the dead!, Rise from the dead!" For some reason I ejaculated so much into her. Then she said. "You remind me of my ex husband when he was much younger, when his penis worked". I was confused until I came on here and saw this floridian man bully me for being a non-human humanoid creature. Deep down he's hiding it. He's hiding the BDSM films they made together in the sex dungeon. The films were him taking strapons up his ass as she was screaming beetleguese more than three times.

How is everyone? I forget to ask. How shitty. sorry
 
How come every body gets to have bumper stickers on their accounts? As a non-human humanoid I find this discriminatory. I should have sex mod under my account in pink labeling. I'm really the only one contributing to this thread so I should be able to jannie it. Floridian middle aged divorced man keeps preventing that from happening. Really, what is his problem? It's not my fault his ex-wife wanted me to bang her on the tennis court. She was the one that came on top me and said my four inch was harder than his. I was in confusion, she sucked my dick and told me to put it in her. I put it in the wrong hole but she said that was okay but it hurt so I out it in the other hole. Then she started screaming and getting all riled up. She had be pounding her on the net and calling me coach.

Anyways. Yes, I am a non-human humanoid person with a penis. I am of the belief I came to this planet from some galaxy to mate with white women. I do not know what planet I came from, but I am a non-human humanoid demanding that I get my own bumper sticker below my profile. How come the women with the cat profile gets a bumper sticker? I mean nothing against it, I'm in support of her but how come I can't be a sex mod in my own thread? It's not like I'm getting a blow job for writing out my stories. Instead of Baby Onion, I want sex creature. I am a creature, I am not a human, I am a non-humanoid human that is very sexual.

Floridian man keeps bulling me because I pounded his ex wife. I don't understand. Shouldn't he be golfing or working his dad bod job? Floridian men are strange. They blame others for their divorce situation. But let's be fair. I'm just saying his ex wife has some interesting pussy. I never knew a middle aged womens vagina could do the tricks they do. But I don't understand why she kept calling me coach. Then she told me to bang her harder. Whatever that meant. Is she on the morning after pill? Shouldn't matter, I am a non-human humanoid and I'm pretty sure I need to upgrade my semen to make a female pregnant.

Anyways. I have been thinking really hard about the religion rose wants me to join. I wonder who this women is that want's to be my girlfriend. I hope she doesn't read these stories I make. Maybe she already knows I'm a non-human humanoid and is interested in understanding how my asshole works. My asshole is normal, I just shit different colors. If I eat a fruit, I shit rainbows. But it would be cool if Rose dressed up like one of those german dudes from 1945 and ordered her servants who are females, to peg me as she pleads that I address her as goddess rose as her boyfriend calls me a faggot as I'm being plowed by 4 women with strapons. Hopefully that will convince rose to give me 1000 virgin wives. Many with BPD, mental problems, nerdy, emo, goth, weird, disturbed, yandere.

I wonder if Rose would make a dungeon for me so her servants can use me as a toy. It would be cool if Rose found a girl that refuses to shower only once a week and I'm forced to have sex with her. The smell of a women makes me squirm. I want to be pegged, rim jobbed and spat on like some creature. I want Rose to order me to fuck her servants as her boyfriend screams faggot at me. I want her servants to pull down my pants and laugh at my penis. For some reason, women laughing at my penis makes me blush. I know I'm small but if there was a group of women that pulled down my pants and my penis popped out, and they started laughing, I would blush and jiggle.

Anyways. That floridian man is upset because I'm the one to come out of the closet about my BDSM fettish. His ex wife told me she would ride me while I was chained down and spank my ass. She also said she would stick toys in my ass and rim me. His ex wife is interesting. I never knew tennis pussy would be so good, then again I never understood why she called me coach. Maybe he needs a friend. He is alone deep down watching movies alone, eating mexican chips and drinking beer. Deep down, he knows he misses his wife, deep down, he misses the sex dungeon in the basement they had. He misses being pissed on and called beetlguese. Poor guy, he's in his 40s and can't admit he is into BDSM.

How is everyone. Also I should have my moderator status as a sex creature in pink labeling. It's only fair. After all Ken does put on his site that I can roll with the onions as a Non-human humanoid. The only thing I would need from Rose is that I can date the servants and play Zelda Ocarina of time with them. I have porn films in my closet. Zelda porn under my mattress next to my peyote. Honestly, I should be pegged for that as I'm already breaking the rules of the rose religion. I would want the servants to come to my house and possess my porn material and ban me from porn. Then I be spanked by her servants as her boyfriend screams faggot at me.

Anyways. That ex-wife of his. I was the beetleguese of her beetlegeuse. When I was banging her in a graveyard, she kept screaming. "Rise from the dead!, Rise from the dead!" For some reason I ejaculated so much into her. Then she said. "You remind me of my ex husband when he was much younger, when his penis worked". I was confused until I came on here and saw this floridian man bully me for being a non-human humanoid creature. Deep down he's hiding it. He's hiding the BDSM films they made together in the sex dungeon. The films were him taking strapons up his ass as she was screaming beetleguese more than three times.

How is everyone? I forget to ask. How shitty. sorry

did you see rose at the graveyard?
 
How come every body gets to have bumper stickers on their accounts? As a non-human humanoid I find this discriminatory. I should have sex mod under my account in pink labeling. I'm really the only one contributing to this thread so I should be able to jannie it. Floridian middle aged divorced man keeps preventing that from happening. Really, what is his problem? It's not my fault his ex-wife wanted me to bang her on the tennis court. She was the one that came on top me and said my four inch was harder than his. I was in confusion, she sucked my dick and told me to put it in her. I put it in the wrong hole but she said that was okay but it hurt so I out it in the other hole. Then she started screaming and getting all riled up. She had be pounding her on the net and calling me coach.

Anyways. Yes, I am a non-human humanoid person with a penis. I am of the belief I came to this planet from some galaxy to mate with white women. I do not know what planet I came from, but I am a non-human humanoid demanding that I get my own bumper sticker below my profile. How come the women with the cat profile gets a bumper sticker? I mean nothing against it, I'm in support of her but how come I can't be a sex mod in my own thread? It's not like I'm getting a blow job for writing out my stories. Instead of Baby Onion, I want sex creature. I am a creature, I am not a human, I am a non-humanoid human that is very sexual.

Floridian man keeps bulling me because I pounded his ex wife. I don't understand. Shouldn't he be golfing or working his dad bod job? Floridian men are strange. They blame others for their divorce situation. But let's be fair. I'm just saying his ex wife has some interesting pussy. I never knew a middle aged womens vagina could do the tricks they do. But I don't understand why she kept calling me coach. Then she told me to bang her harder. Whatever that meant. Is she on the morning after pill? Shouldn't matter, I am a non-human humanoid and I'm pretty sure I need to upgrade my semen to make a female pregnant.

Anyways. I have been thinking really hard about the religion rose wants me to join. I wonder who this women is that want's to be my girlfriend. I hope she doesn't read these stories I make. Maybe she already knows I'm a non-human humanoid and is interested in understanding how my asshole works. My asshole is normal, I just shit different colors. If I eat a fruit, I shit rainbows. But it would be cool if Rose dressed up like one of those german dudes from 1945 and ordered her servants who are females, to peg me as she pleads that I address her as goddess rose as her boyfriend calls me a faggot as I'm being plowed by 4 women with strapons. Hopefully that will convince rose to give me 1000 virgin wives. Many with BPD, mental problems, nerdy, emo, goth, weird, disturbed, yandere.

I wonder if Rose would make a dungeon for me so her servants can use me as a toy. It would be cool if Rose found a girl that refuses to shower only once a week and I'm forced to have sex with her. The smell of a women makes me squirm. I want to be pegged, rim jobbed and spat on like some creature. I want Rose to order me to fuck her servants as her boyfriend screams faggot at me. I want her servants to pull down my pants and laugh at my penis. For some reason, women laughing at my penis makes me blush. I know I'm small but if there was a group of women that pulled down my pants and my penis popped out, and they started laughing, I would blush and jiggle.

Anyways. That floridian man is upset because I'm the one to come out of the closet about my BDSM fettish. His ex wife told me she would ride me while I was chained down and spank my ass. She also said she would stick toys in my ass and rim me. His ex wife is interesting. I never knew tennis pussy would be so good, then again I never understood why she called me coach. Maybe he needs a friend. He is alone deep down watching movies alone, eating mexican chips and drinking beer. Deep down, he knows he misses his wife, deep down, he misses the sex dungeon in the basement they had. He misses being pissed on and called beetlguese. Poor guy, he's in his 40s and can't admit he is into BDSM.

How is everyone. Also I should have my moderator status as a sex creature in pink labeling. It's only fair. After all Ken does put on his site that I can roll with the onions as a Non-human humanoid. The only thing I would need from Rose is that I can date the servants and play Zelda Ocarina of time with them. I have porn films in my closet. Zelda porn under my mattress next to my peyote. Honestly, I should be pegged for that as I'm already breaking the rules of the rose religion. I would want the servants to come to my house and possess my porn material and ban me from porn. Then I be spanked by her servants as her boyfriend screams faggot at me.

Anyways. That ex-wife of his. I was the beetleguese of her beetlegeuse. When I was banging her in a graveyard, she kept screaming. "Rise from the dead!, Rise from the dead!" For some reason I ejaculated so much into her. Then she said. "You remind me of my ex husband when he was much younger, when his penis worked". I was confused until I came on here and saw this floridian man bully me for being a non-human humanoid creature. Deep down he's hiding it. He's hiding the BDSM films they made together in the sex dungeon. The films were him taking strapons up his ass as she was screaming beetleguese more than three times.

How is everyone? I forget to ask. How shitty. sorry

 
How come every body gets to have bumper stickers on their accounts? As a non-human humanoid I find this discriminatory. I should have sex mod under my account in pink labeling. I'm really the only one contributing to this thread so I should be able to jannie it. Floridian middle aged divorced man keeps preventing that from happening. Really, what is his problem? It's not my fault his ex-wife wanted me to bang her on the tennis court. She was the one that came on top me and said my four inch was harder than his. I was in confusion, she sucked my dick and told me to put it in her. I put it in the wrong hole but she said that was okay but it hurt so I out it in the other hole. Then she started screaming and getting all riled up. She had be pounding her on the net and calling me coach.

Anyways. Yes, I am a non-human humanoid person with a penis. I am of the belief I came to this planet from some galaxy to mate with white women. I do not know what planet I came from, but I am a non-human humanoid demanding that I get my own bumper sticker below my profile. How come the women with the cat profile gets a bumper sticker? I mean nothing against it, I'm in support of her but how come I can't be a sex mod in my own thread? It's not like I'm getting a blow job for writing out my stories. Instead of Baby Onion, I want sex creature. I am a creature, I am not a human, I am a non-humanoid human that is very sexual.

Floridian man keeps bulling me because I pounded his ex wife. I don't understand. Shouldn't he be golfing or working his dad bod job? Floridian men are strange. They blame others for their divorce situation. But let's be fair. I'm just saying his ex wife has some interesting pussy. I never knew a middle aged womens vagina could do the tricks they do. But I don't understand why she kept calling me coach. Then she told me to bang her harder. Whatever that meant. Is she on the morning after pill? Shouldn't matter, I am a non-human humanoid and I'm pretty sure I need to upgrade my semen to make a female pregnant.

Anyways. I have been thinking really hard about the religion rose wants me to join. I wonder who this women is that want's to be my girlfriend. I hope she doesn't read these stories I make. Maybe she already knows I'm a non-human humanoid and is interested in understanding how my asshole works. My asshole is normal, I just shit different colors. If I eat a fruit, I shit rainbows. But it would be cool if Rose dressed up like one of those german dudes from 1945 and ordered her servants who are females, to peg me as she pleads that I address her as goddess rose as her boyfriend calls me a faggot as I'm being plowed by 4 women with strapons. Hopefully that will convince rose to give me 1000 virgin wives. Many with BPD, mental problems, nerdy, emo, goth, weird, disturbed, yandere.

I wonder if Rose would make a dungeon for me so her servants can use me as a toy. It would be cool if Rose found a girl that refuses to shower only once a week and I'm forced to have sex with her. The smell of a women makes me squirm. I want to be pegged, rim jobbed and spat on like some creature. I want Rose to order me to fuck her servants as her boyfriend screams faggot at me. I want her servants to pull down my pants and laugh at my penis. For some reason, women laughing at my penis makes me blush. I know I'm small but if there was a group of women that pulled down my pants and my penis popped out, and they started laughing, I would blush and jiggle.

Anyways. That floridian man is upset because I'm the one to come out of the closet about my BDSM fettish. His ex wife told me she would ride me while I was chained down and spank my ass. She also said she would stick toys in my ass and rim me. His ex wife is interesting. I never knew tennis pussy would be so good, then again I never understood why she called me coach. Maybe he needs a friend. He is alone deep down watching movies alone, eating mexican chips and drinking beer. Deep down, he knows he misses his wife, deep down, he misses the sex dungeon in the basement they had. He misses being pissed on and called beetlguese. Poor guy, he's in his 40s and can't admit he is into BDSM.

How is everyone. Also I should have my moderator status as a sex creature in pink labeling. It's only fair. After all Ken does put on his site that I can roll with the onions as a Non-human humanoid. The only thing I would need from Rose is that I can date the servants and play Zelda Ocarina of time with them. I have porn films in my closet. Zelda porn under my mattress next to my peyote. Honestly, I should be pegged for that as I'm already breaking the rules of the rose religion. I would want the servants to come to my house and possess my porn material and ban me from porn. Then I be spanked by her servants as her boyfriend screams faggot at me.

Anyways. That ex-wife of his. I was the beetleguese of her beetlegeuse. When I was banging her in a graveyard, she kept screaming. "Rise from the dead!, Rise from the dead!" For some reason I ejaculated so much into her. Then she said. "You remind me of my ex husband when he was much younger, when his penis worked". I was confused until I came on here and saw this floridian man bully me for being a non-human humanoid creature. Deep down he's hiding it. He's hiding the BDSM films they made together in the sex dungeon. The films were him taking strapons up his ass as she was screaming beetleguese more than three times.

How is everyone? I forget to ask. How shitty. sorry

if you like it up the ass so much just go on grindr already faggot
 
if you like it up the ass so much just go on grindr already faggot

Are you drinking again? :3 Any suicidal imaginations lately? How come you came back all of a sudden hm? My boo boo doesn't need to go on such an atrocious site. I would be more than happy to use a strapon on him if that's what makes him happy. What would you do? Oh wait, you would have killed yourself by then.
 
Are you drinking again? :3 Any suicidal imaginations lately? How come you came back all of a sudden hm? My boo boo doesn't need to go on such an atrocious site. I would be more than happy to use a strapon on him if that's what makes him happy. What would you do? Oh wait, you would have killed yourself by then.


In order to join the Rose religion I have to give my virginity to her servants who are also the wives of mine. I have been assigned to read "Girl In Pieces" for some reason by Rose according to what her boyfriend told me. Then write a book report on this site somewhere by the end of this month. They also said they would know if I look up answers or something.

Point is, none of you are fuckable.

@that bitch v you resemble a skittle but in a more depressing way

@Timepace your vagina smells similar to cheese that has been sitting out in the sun during a hot summer day

both of you, I would not point my penis anywhere near. I would either have a depressed penis or one that his about to fall off.
 
In order to join the Rose religion I have to give my virginity to her servants who are also the wives of mine. I have been assigned to read "Girl In Pieces" for some reason by Rose according to what her boyfriend told me. Then write a book report on this site somewhere by the end of this month. They also said they would know if I look up answers or something.

Point is, none of you are fuckable.

@that bitch v you resemble a skittle but in a more depressing way

@Timepace your vagina smells similar to cheese that has been sitting out in the sun during a hot summer day

both of you, I would not point my penis anywhere near. I would either have a depressed penis or one that his about to fall off.

*giggles*
I can be a servant of you. You don't know how bad I want your v card. I crave it as much as I crave your soul. Ignore the whore with the self harm aesthetic and come to me boo boo. Rose and her boyfriend are probably scheming you for money and nudes so they can black mail you.
 
*giggles*
I can be a servant of you. You don't know how bad I want your v card. I crave it as much as I crave your soul. Ignore the whore with the self harm aesthetic and come to me boo boo. Rose and her boyfriend are probably scheming you for money and nudes so they can black mail you.

My wives will laugh at all of you for your poor treatment of me. Rose told me this women is similar to her and her demeanor. For all I know she probably sees the clownery of you both but won't post probably for Rose. I would rather get a strapon up my ass from her servants than get one from you. For someone that plays video games all day I would probably waste my time. Women are complicated. From my experience most of them have schemed. something Rose would never do to me. It's not her way of doing things. Do I seek sex from these discordians? Yes. I wish to have sex with them but her boyfriend told me I have to retain myself and wait until she (rose) recognizes my relationship with them to be pure and healthy.

For years women have done terrible deeds to me. It was my mistake for being so quick with my heart. In the overall run I should have always kept my heart for myself and that's why I wish to join the rose religion so be saved from this lonely world I'm in. It is not women I seek as non-human humanoid creature. I seek souls of female temples. I wish to feel the walls of them. To be a toy, to be man handled in bed. If Rose ordered me to show them my penis I will be more than happy to do that. If Rose ordered me to eat her shit and stuff her used tampons in my mouth I would do it for the vagina of my wives on discord. Her boyfriend would probably prove of it since I owe him more than an apology for saying those nasty things to rose when I was high.

All of you have abused me. Manipulated me. Bullied me. This ends now. You cannot bully me anymore when I get accepted into the Rose discord server. This is not gay ops. I just will become untouchable emotionally because I will be possessed by a vagina that cares about me even though I have to wait three months to masturbate on webcam with this women. I wonder if she reads these posts and gets a good laugh from them. So please. Give it up with the sexual advances. It's over. I can get nudes eventually just not from you. Your body seems to be in a weird form. I'm afraid I might see a penis.
 
*giggles*
I can be a servant of you. You don't know how bad I want your v card. I crave it as much as I crave your soul. Ignore the whore with the self harm aesthetic and come to me boo boo. Rose and her boyfriend are probably scheming you for money and nudes so they can black mail you.
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Rose scammed me. When I joined the discord server I was greeted by a man assuming her boyfriend. His voice was deep and he was emitting bi-sexual energy. It was a discord voice call with Rose being offline the whole time. It was just him, her & some one with a hitler profile picture in the discord server. The man said I was a disappointment, that he will not accept my apology & that Rose actually was trolling me about discordian wives. He also said that I'm sexually attracted to the person with the cat profile picture. That Kaine is a weird asian person with identity disorders, that maximilianmus is a pedophile and that Rose thinks I'm a faggot for talking about taking it up the ass by her boyfriend or something. I was half asleep.

I don't understand. My hand hurts and aches from pleasuring myself secretly to her facebook feed. Maybe I'm into pale emo women that are into gore and quirky humor. Didn't I admit that I was going to eat her shit out of the toilet for her servants? What more do these people want? At this point I'm being psy opped by Rose and her discordians. Maybe Crimson is her boyfriend or someshit and Crimson is sexually attracted to me. Beetleguese is actually her dad and the person with the cat profile picture is her mom. All of this time I was playing 8D chess without knowing it. Rose has won the war and I give up. Now I understand why Kaine is a homosexual. Rose sucked him off but did more than that, she took more than his virginity. She sucked his soul through his penis and now he is a creature jerking off uncontrollably in public.

I believe the person with the cat profile picture is sexually attracted to me. That they are a mature 30 year old women that isn't a mother. That adopted Rose at a very young age but Rose somehow convinced her to have sex with me. Maybe Kaine is right about Rose, maybe she is a goddess or something and this whole time I was being outplayed. Does this mean I'm going bully Rose, make fun of her for the timer she has on the webiste? No, because her boyfriend told me the timer is actually when Rose will do pornos with him and send me videos of it since I'm into being cucked. They plan on making a pornhub account when the timer runs out. They even invited me into being in them if I wanted to but he would have to cum in Rose first since I'm a disappointment and that I deserve sloppy seconds.

I will never find romance or a wife. Maybe I should try again with a nazi women with BPD issues. At least my dick will get wet then fall off so I don't have to feel alone anymore when my penis vanishes. How could Rose do this to me? Promise me discordians girlfriends just for me to talk to her boyfriend and bullied as if I'm a nigger. Then being offered to do porn videos with them? Makes no sense to me and here I am in a dark room trying to have a youtube channel playing marvel rivals only getting 10,000 views. @Timepace is a bad person. She is a ghost. At this point, her Beam.NG hours are so important to her she stopped taking orders from dark lord because he thinks he will make a comeback. Kaine showed me his hours in Minecraft one time. He had a world where he would build a penis but each penis was different in size and color. For some reason he built many black penises. Assuming he's in black men, why is he still trying to get with Rose?

He feels special because he leaked her nudes. He acts like no one has seen a naked women before. Yes, Rose might be a bowling pin but if that's the case I would fit her into my asshole and pop her out like marbles. Dustin is a bitch. I would beat his ass, fuck his girlfriend in front of him and make him cry like the pussy boy he is. His haircut doesn't make sense. It looks like a unicorn took a shit on top of his head. Kaine is gay deep down. Kaine should know I was roleplaying with him the whole time on discord. He almost sent me a picture of is penis. He was into anal, and rim jobs.

Now that I know Rose is doing porn in 30 days. I wonder how hard she will be plowed. Will she scream and yell? Will she be plowed so hard I get suicidal thoughts because I'm not doing the plowing? Will kaine be so butt hurt about it he randomly blames me for it? We can only wait and see. I just hope that if Rose ever does porn as a money making job, she doesn't get plowed by black men. That would really hurt my feelings. Her boyfriend can pump her all he wants I just don't want a black person to. I'm so sad that this is something I would jerk off to. It's so sad that I was scammed and don't have a dicordian girlfriend. How could Rose do this to me? Is she trying to make me gay?

If Rose is going to do porn. I think I should too. I want to be that weird dude that pulls amazing women that are into rimming. I would record it, post it, get the money. Roses' mom who is the person with that cat profile picture said she knows some cat women that are into rimming. Maybe I should do porn with them. Slapping jelly all over them, their pussy, their ass and licking it all up. My cock would be inflated for a good two hours until I can't take it anymore. My penis needs to break, my body needs to give out. I want to fuck so much I drop dead. Maybe Rose will finally accept me and get me discordian girlfriends. Maybe her boyfriend will finally approve of me.

Beetleguese is still divorced. It's really sad. He wants to berate me for my sexual fantasies but he can't come out of the closet about his. He must be gay for me deep down, probably into boys in their 20s with tights asses and rock hard cocks. Everyday he reads my posts, he starts taking off his pants behind the monitor and starts cranking as if he is a crack head behind the dumpster. Dude is so jealous of me. I'm still a virgin, never had a wife and is upset because I get to watch Rose in 30s days get plowed by some dude. This is crazy. Deep down he would bang a corpse like anyone else here. I'm into fucking dead bodies. Rose is something special, and beetleguese can't understand other people have their needs. His wife didn't suck him off enough, rim him enough, ram things into his ass enough and he's upset I get to have that happen to me.

When I get to bang rose even if it's sloppy seconds after her boyfriend fills her up like a corvette. I should have her dress up like his wife and re-enact that time I was pumping her on the tennis court. That way we can send him the link and he can jerk off some more. Dude, he will want to be apart of the porno it's crazy. I don't know if Rose is into random dudes with their cocks out cumming on her one at a time but Beetle is so into that shit he wished he could see that happen to his ex wife, it's crazy.

Okay now that I said that. To the whore that broke my heart. You will never read this paragraph but that is okay. You made me masturbate too much. Every night I wanted you on top of me. I wanted you to be a nazi chick and spank me, call me a nigger, a faggot. Jam things into my ass in your sex dungeon. Thanks for wasting my time. BPD is one hell of a drug. You should be a dyke at this point you drunk piece of shit. Enjoy being cheated on. I hope you get cheated on. Please you should just jump off of a high building and livestream it. This is unbelievable. Here I thought I found one hell of a girl but I should have opened the package before I called it a gift. I'm not a divorced person but I know in 2030 something I will divorce a women and get in the same boat with Ken then have two more wives, divorce them too, then go to playground and take pictures in my polo shirt while divorced women watch me block the playground slide but hey it happens.

Dude people don't understand what BPD women do to men it's crazy. BPD women make men such as the many gentlement here on this site actually question women. It's as if we're all here in a gay bar dressing up in drag making fun of women. BPD women should be ashamed of themselves. How can you be an LGBT advocate one year then you're a nazi the next? It makes no sense stupid bitch. Please do more crack, get more drunk. Don't come on thise site blaming anyone for you're bullshit. I'm proudly wearing a polo shirt because I have a dad bod but I don't have a wife. See, Beetleguese and I can go down to margritaville and ge drunk. Cry about our problems like most white men do that are divorced. Then we share a divorced women in a hotel but beetle is getting sloppy seconds, then after we use her, I can remind him how good it felt to bust all over his ex wifes tits. Then he will cry, say he's going to kill himself then we hug it out like divorced men do, then repeat the process.

No, he wants to go on here and degrade me for enjoying rim jobs. It's crazy. Why can't we all just join in on the porno with rose? Maybe that's what Rose needs it's a train going right through her. A mixture of stalkers, divorced men and cat women with a penis.

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And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the judge and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the judge. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
 
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