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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
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The new declines of Kiwifarms
youthful_ shannel said:
Are these the Jews who turned that TV show The Boys into a libshitheap? Is that why is is glad these children are in danger?
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The Boys is another mediocre Justice League Unlimited ripoff where the premise is WHAT IF SUPERMAN WAS EVUL WHAT IF WONDY WAS A HOOR WHAT IF BATMAN WAS EVEN MORE SAD AND GHEY THAN HE ALREADY IS??? Then throwing in lots of violence and gore while smugly tipping an atheist fedora. That's The Boys, along with that evil Superman movie that Roy from The Office starred in, the movie with the guy in the green jumpsuit and the purple haired loli (Nic Cage was in it), and that Amazon Prime superhero cartoon that has the kid in the yellow gimpsuit.

All of these cartoons are the exact same goyslop and kwiffar eat it up because they think its good. When an actor they like doesn't renew their contract or dies or something so the character gets killed off, they immediately blame the jews and then go back to consooming their Justice League rip off slop in another format. They don't consider why jews are making this stuff in the first place. (aka American men really like it because edgy.)

kiwifails said:
The boys was always garbage
Like the person posting this
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Man, I just don't get why western white women aren't lining up to fuck these dudes.

kiwifails said:
They got called out for it, thankfully. However, there seems to be a distinct lack of concern from Josh and the moderators over somebody gleefully gloating about children being raped and murdered. It's times like these that I'm reminded that the culture on Kiwi Farms has shifted in directions that I find incompatible with my conscience.
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Jocelyn is mad that Hamas isn't releasing the CP so she can fap to it. Same for the mods, since everything is a pedo ring over there.
 
Chrysler Building said:
Man, I just don't get why western white women aren't lining up to fuck these dudes.
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This dude claims to be a White nationalist. However that still doesn't doesn't establish whether or not he's melanated.
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Chrysler Building said:
Jocelyn is mad that Hamas isn't releasing the CP so she can fap to it.
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Female Kiwis complain about incels being a problem on Kiwifarms, so Josh, being the good male feminist he is, allows these incels a safe place to discuss fantasizing about children being terrorized by the horrors of war.
Chrysler Building said:
Same for the mods, since everything is a pedo ring over there.
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Just because Josh has over 7+ pages of worth of anti-Semitic walls of text on his website and blames the Jews for his dick malfunctioning, we shouldn't think any less of him.
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Chrysler Building said:
The Boys is another mediocre Justice League Unlimited ripoff where the premise is WHAT IF SUPERMAN WAS EVUL WHAT IF WONDY WAS A HOOR WHAT IF BATMAN WAS EVEN MORE SAD AND GHEY THAN HE ALREADY IS???
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Where did you get this from? The Boys is based off of Garth Ennis' comic which is about how superheroes can be used as an allegory for corporations.
Chrysler Building said:
Then throwing in lots of violence and gore while smugly tipping an atheist fedora.
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It focused on the horrific practices of televangelism in the first season. The atheism was most likely because of Amazon/Garth (who hates Christianity because he's a English Nob) so its true to the source material.
Chrysler Building said:
That's The Boys, along with that evil Superman movie that Roy from The Office starred in,
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Brightburn.
Chrysler Building said:
the movie with the guy in the green jumpsuit and the purple haired loli (Nic Cage was in it)
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What is this?
Chrysler Building said:
and that Amazon Prime superhero cartoon that has the kid in the yellow gimpsuit.
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Dude if you think Invincible is the same thing as The Boys, you're retarded.
Chrysler Building said:
All of these cartoons are the exact same goyslop and kwiffar eat it up because they think its good. When an actor they like doesn't renew their contract or dies or something so the character gets killed off, they immediately blame the jews and then go back to consooming their Justice League rip off slop in another format.
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Yes, why would Garth Ennis (The Creator of Preacher and writer for Punisher: Max) and Robert Kirkman (Creator of Walking Dead) kill off characters? Kiwifarmers must blame the jews for it instead of having legitimate complaints.
Chrysler Building said:
They don't consider why jews are making this stuff in the first place. (aka American men really like it because edgy.)
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Other nations do this too.
Chrysler Building said:
Jocelyn is mad that Hamas isn't releasing the CP so she can fap to it. Same for the mods, since everything is a pedo ring over there.
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This one I fully agree with.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
Based take. I like to troll both sides because it's funny.
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Oh my god sir you won the internet! Megalolz that a bunch of children got their limbs blown off by explosives used by a genocidal ethnostate stealing all their land. Le troll face I know you also love being a 35 year old alcoholic living at home!!!
 
TheChattanoogaAshleyJank said:
Where did you get this from? The Boys is based off of Garth Ennis' comic which is about how superheroes can be used as an allegory for corporations.

It focused on the horrific practices of televangelism in the first season. The atheism was most likely because of Amazon/Garth (who hates Christianity because he's a English Nob) so its true to the source material.

Brightburn.

What is this?

Dude if you think Invincible is the same thing as The Boys, you're retarded.

Yes, why would Garth Ennis (The Creator of Preacher and writer for Punisher: Max) and Robert Kirkman (Creator of Walking Dead) kill off characters? Kiwifarmers must blame the jews for it instead of having legitimate complaints.

Other nations do this too.

This one I fully agree with.
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Shut up pants shitting retard
 
kiwifails said:
This dude claims to be a White nationalist. However that still doesn't doesn't establish whether or not he's melanated.
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kiwifails said:
This dude claims to be a White nationalist.
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every fucking time lmfao. defending shitskins to OWN le kikes. my god, the jokes write themselves
 
kiwifails said:
They got called out for it, thankfully. However, there seems to be a distinct lack of concern from Josh and the moderators over somebody gleefully gloating about children being raped and murdered. It's times like these that I'm reminded that the culture on Kiwi Farms has shifted in directions that I find incompatible with my conscience.
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They exhibit the same glee a-logging some random lolcow. The irony is they think it makes them look like better people in comparison. Empathy is a human trait, but sociopaths can't understand that.
 
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The BossmanJack counter is not very efficient JS.

JavaScript: 
window.onload = function () {
  // Month Day, Year Hour:Minute:Second, id-of-element-container
  countUpFromTime(1726606005692, 'countup1'); // ****** Change this line!
};

function countUpFromTime(countFrom, id) {
  countFrom = new Date(countFrom).getTime();
  var now = new Date(),
    countFrom = new Date(countFrom),
    timeDifference = (now - countFrom);

  var secondsInADay = 60 * 60 * 1000 * 24,
    secondsInAHour = 60 * 60 * 1000;

  days = Math.floor(timeDifference / (secondsInADay) * 1);
  years = Math.floor(days / 365);
  if (years > 1) { days = days - (years * 365) }
  hours = Math.floor((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) / (secondsInAHour) * 1);
  mins = Math.floor(((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) % (secondsInAHour)) / (60 * 1000) * 1);
  secs = Math.floor((((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) % (secondsInAHour)) % (60 * 1000)) / 1000 * 1);

  var idEl = document.getElementById(id);
  idEl.style.removeProperty("visibility");
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('days')[0].innerHTML = days;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('hours')[0].innerHTML = hours;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('minutes')[0].innerHTML = mins;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('seconds')[0].innerHTML = secs;

  clearTimeout(countUpFromTime.interval);
  countUpFromTime.interval = setTimeout(function () { countUpFromTime(countFrom, id); }, 1000);
}

I was going to criticize Null for not using jquery since KF loads it, but this isn't Null original code, just a copy and paste job.

guwii.com

Count Up from Date and Time with Javascript - guwii

Expanding on my previous Javascript countdown timer, I’ve got an easy count up from date counter using pure JavaScript here for you! Example: Counting up from 1st Jan 2014 12:00:00 00days00hours00minutes00seconds The basic HTML: <div class="countup" id="countup1"> <span class="timeel...
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Meowsolini said:
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The BossmanJack counter is not very efficient JS to put it nicely.

JavaScript: 
window.onload = function () {
  // Month Day, Year Hour:Minute:Second, id-of-element-container
  countUpFromTime(1726606005692, 'countup1'); // ****** Change this line!
};

function countUpFromTime(countFrom, id) {
  countFrom = new Date(countFrom).getTime();
  var now = new Date(),
    countFrom = new Date(countFrom),
    timeDifference = (now - countFrom);

  var secondsInADay = 60 * 60 * 1000 * 24,
    secondsInAHour = 60 * 60 * 1000;

  days = Math.floor(timeDifference / (secondsInADay) * 1);
  years = Math.floor(days / 365);
  if (years > 1) { days = days - (years * 365) }
  hours = Math.floor((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) / (secondsInAHour) * 1);
  mins = Math.floor(((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) % (secondsInAHour)) / (60 * 1000) * 1);
  secs = Math.floor((((timeDifference % (secondsInADay)) % (secondsInAHour)) % (60 * 1000)) / 1000 * 1);

  var idEl = document.getElementById(id);
  idEl.style.removeProperty("visibility");
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('days')[0].innerHTML = days;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('hours')[0].innerHTML = hours;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('minutes')[0].innerHTML = mins;
  idEl.getElementsByClassName('seconds')[0].innerHTML = secs;

  clearTimeout(countUpFromTime.interval);
  countUpFromTime.interval = setTimeout(function () { countUpFromTime(countFrom, id); }, 1000);
}

I was also going to criticize Null for not using jquery since KF loads it, but this comes from an SO question so it's not Null original code, just a copy and paste job (unless this is his SO account).

stackoverflow.com

Javascript Count Up In Three Minute Intervals

Found a JS Count Up Timer here Is there anyway I can make the minutes increase by three every three minutes? instead of the minutes counting by one? Been messing with it but I seem to break it ever...
stackoverflow.com stackoverflow.com
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Nigga, you jerk off to dogs. Kill yourself
 
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