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United States News and Drama Florida-man thread

Crimson Fucker

Crimson Fucker

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An Onion Among Onions
My last thread made me think to do this.

ITT: we post new and old Florida man news.

I'll start with these.

www.nbcnews.com

Florida man arrested after trying to cross Atlantic in 'human-powered hamster wheel'

It isn't the first time Reza Baluchi has tried to get across the ocean in a human-powered object.
www.nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com
news.yahoo.com

'I'm gonna keep calling 911 back!' Florida man charged for repeatedly calling emergency services: Deputies

A 56-year-old Florida man was arrested for calling 911 multiple times over two days, according to Marion County deputies.
news.yahoo.com news.yahoo.com
www.wfla.com

Florida man arrested after beating moviegoer over seats in viral video, deputies say

A Florida man accused of beating a fellow moviegoer over their movie theater seats was arrested Thursday.
www.wfla.com www.wfla.com
www.wesh.com

Florida man survives flesh-eating bacteria from human bite

“I would’ve never imagined that a human bite would turn into something so horrific as a flesh-eating bacteria."
www.wesh.com www.wesh.com
nypost.com

Pantsless Florida man, 71, caught spying on neighbor through her bathroom window

Bodycam footage showed the moment officers pounced on the accused pervert, whose genitals were completely exposed.
nypost.com nypost.com
www.wesh.com

Rabid otter attacks Florida man, bites him 41 times

He said he tried to back away, but the otter pounced and he tripped. Scaglione was bitten on his legs, hands, and arms 41 times.
www.wesh.com www.wesh.com
nypost.com

Florida chemistry student caught on camera injecting opioid ‘chemical agent’ under neighbor’s door

“I look at my daughter. Her eyes were full of tears. She was not crying, but her eyes were full of tears,” Abdullah said.
nypost.com nypost.com
 
www.nbcnews.com

Florida man who lost arm in an alligator attack: 'It's not the end of the world'

Jordan Rivera fell into a pond behind Banditos Bar in Port Charlotte and said the next thing he remembers is waking up in a hospital: "I looked over and I saw my arm the way it was and I was like, ‘Whoa.'"
www.nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com
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www.usatoday.com

Florida man dies after golf cart hits tree, ejecting him into nearby pond: Officials

A 74-year-old Brooksville, Florida man was driving a golf cart when he suffered a medical emergency. He hit a tree and was ejected into a pond.
www.usatoday.com
www.fox35orlando.com

Drunk tourist sexually molests manatee statue at Florida restaurant after being asked to leave, deputies say

When staff confronted him, he “became belligerent” and “sexually molested” a manatee statue in the presence of staff and other patrons, the affidavit said.
www.fox35orlando.com www.fox35orlando.com
 
Fun thread.
Consider only posting archived versions of the pages you're linking since news sites are completely reliant on advertising revenue.
Also, 12 Foot ladder is handy for dealing with many paywalls.

12ft

12ft.io
 
I don't even read mose of these articles just the headlines that look interesting. Which makes it suck even more when embeds don't work.
 
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Florida man gets leprosy.
www.expresshealthcaremgmt.com

New Leprosy Case in Florida Sparks Concern over Endemicity

New Leprosy Case in Florida Sparks Concern over Endemicity - Express Healthcare Management
www.expresshealthcaremgmt.com www.expresshealthcaremgmt.com
www.sciencealert.com

Leprosy Is on The Rise in Florida, Scientists Report

A 54-year-old Florida man diagnosed with leprosy in a case report published this year added to a growing number of cases detected in the south-eastern United States in recent times, which appears to be a new hotspot for the disease.
www.sciencealert.com www.sciencealert.com
 
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Crimson Fucker said:
Florida man sues Dunkin Donuts after a toilet exploded leaving him injured and covered in human waste.
www.ndtv.com

Florida Man Sues Dunkin Donuts After Exploding Toilet Left Him Covered In Human Waste

A customer at a Dunkin' Donuts outlet in Florida, US, has filed a negligence lawsuit against the coffee chain, claiming that he was injured by an exploding toilet at the eatery.
www.ndtv.com www.ndtv.com
Click to expand...
He's only looking for 50k, which seems reasonable: is he definately Florida Man?
 
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