> Fact: "bear" comes from either Proto-Indo-European word for "brown" or "wild animal".
> The PIE people didn't use their original word for that creature, because they had taboo against using it.
> Thus, bear computer is actually a euphemism and we don't know the real name of the "bear" computer.
We the people demand that the charade be dropped and the bear computer's true name be used freely.