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The Australian breakdancer

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So has anybody seen the footage of that Australian breakdancer bitch yet? Somebody showed me that video and it was the most comedy thing I've ever seen in my life.

I'm fucking 40, I don't work out, I'm a little bit overweight and I used to smoke cigarettes until 5 years ago and I'm trying to quit drinking. I get completely blown up carrying my laundry back up the steps.

I shouldn't be able to do ANYTHING better than someone participating in the Olympics... Yet I'm 100% sure I could have done a better routine than that idiot.

I'm trying to find a video right now so that I can post it and when I do I'll come back and edit this. Holy shit, I haven't laughed that hard at somebody failing in a while.

If you told me that the entire country of Australia was holding tryouts for an Olympic female break dancer and she was literally the only person that showed up that day, I WOULD BELIEVE YOU. I can't oversell this enough. It's literally that bad.
 
So has anybody seen the footage of that Australian breakdancer bitch yet? Somebody showed me that video and it was the most comedy thing I've ever seen in my life.

I'm fucking 40, I don't work out, I'm a little bit overweight and I used to smoke cigarettes until 5 years ago and I'm trying to quit drinking. I get completely blown up carrying my laundry back up the steps.

I shouldn't be able to do ANYTHING better than someone participating in the Olympics... Yet I'm 100% sure I could have done a better routine than that idiot.

I'm trying to find a video right now so that I can post it and when I do I'll come back and edit this. Holy shit, I haven't laughed that hard at somebody failing in a while.

If you told me that the entire country of Australia was holding tryouts for an Olympic female break dancer and she was literally the only person that showed up that day, I WOULD BELIEVE YOU. I can't oversell this enough. It's literally that bad.
There was a followup video where some woman was saying she was the best breaker Australia had to offer.
 
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