Clown World - USA Mr. Beast's creepy smile

[Jack]

I hate the way this mother fucker smiles so much.

Spoiler: Warning: creepy smiles

I remember an interview with Giancarlo Esposito where he said something to the effect of you can tell that Gus Fring is a sociopath, because when he smiles his eyes don't move. It's insincere because the top of the face stays the same.

This guy smiles the exact same way and it creeps me the fuck out. I know people are jumping on the Mr. Beast hate bandwagon now with the pedophilia accusations (or whatever accusations they are. I really don't care, I'm just glad to see him going down in flames) but I've always hated this dude.

I don't even care if it's a medical condition. I just hate him because of the way he smiles. I have never seen a dude who smiles and consistently in every picture looks like he's updating his photo for the sex offender registry.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Literally looks like this. I also find his grin to be deeply unsettling

 

[Vidkun Quisling]

Looks like every elementary school photo I ever took. The fake smile of someone that doesn't want to be taking pictures. He's especially bad at it, though. That last pic in particular reads "serial killer pretending to be human."

 

[youthful_ shannel]

I like that he doesn't have those weird American toilet bowl teeth.

 

[Jack]

I like that he doesn't have those weird American toilet bowl teeth.

You mean normal teeth because we floss and get braces as kids?

 

[youthful_ shannel]

This is what peak dental hygiene looks like.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

This is what peak dental hygiene looks like.
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I am trying to resist the urge to a-log when I see Tony Blair

 

[Jack]

This is what peak dental hygiene looks like.
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Great. Now I have a hard on. Thanks a lot.

 

[mtil]

I am so fucking tired of seeing this knob's face, too

 

[Jack]

I am so fucking tired of seeing this knob's face, too

I don't know why but "knob" was legitimately the funniest fucking thing you could have called him

 

[youthful_ shannel]

One thing I have realized is that Mr. Beast has perfect head to face ratio.

Like, Null has too much head and no enough face.

Whereas Teresa Guice has too much face and not enough head.


But Mr. Beast is right on the money.

 

[Jack]

Like, Null has too much head and no enough face.

Null GIVES too much head.

 

[gone_fishinq]

now that i think about it this motherfucker does indeed have some creepy ass smiles

 

[Jack]

now that i think about it this motherfucker does indeed have some creepy ass smiles

I've always hated him for it too. That and the fact that he strikes me as the most insincere, illegitimate person in the world.