weird shower thoughts

[Acrylic EyesAcrylic Eyes is verified member.]

what are some weird shower thoughts youve had..? dont hold back

 

[Acrylic EyesAcrylic Eyes is verified member.]

Sometimes, when I'm in the shower, I wonder where my shower cum goes. I also like to sit down in the shower and reflect, think about life and cry a little.
No one can see you crying in the shower.

nobody can see you crying in the shower not even yourself..
what did he mean by shower cum

 

[RumpleSmooothSkin]

what did he mean by shower cum

After the crying I have to make myself happy again somehow…..

 

[Jack]

Sometimes, when I'm in the shower, I wonder where my shower cum goes. I also like to sit down in the shower and reflect, think about life and cry a little.
No one can see you crying in the shower.

Why do people have this weird thing where they act like emotional faggots full of depression and existential dread after they blow a load? I blast one out and I'm singing zippity doo dah 10 seconds later.

I've literally never experienced that "post nut clarity" everybody makes jokes about and honestly I'm starting to think that it's just like a meme that I'm not getting.

 

[Gargamel]

"post nut clarity"

The only "post nut clarity" I get is the fact that I can focus on something else now that I've gotten off.

 

[Jack]

The only "post nut clarity" I get is the fact that I can focus on something else now that I've gotten off.

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[The Crimson Fucker]

Shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain.