What would you do if a loved one shat on your cock?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Imagine your thick juicy cock covered in sticky feces.

 

[unyuns]

unyuns cry

 

[Deleted User]

Imagine your thick juicy cock covered in sticky feces.

What are you doing in my quaint little ghost forum?

 

[RumpleSmooothSkin]

My cock is neither thick or juicy........

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

What are you doing in my quaint little ghost forum?

Shitposting? What's it look like? Now, bend over.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

That's why I wear a condom during anal. So I don't get shit on my dick.

 

[mtil]

it's kind of romantic if you think about it..

 

[Chemo]

My ex once shat on my balls while she was on top. I had quite the laugh, quickly showered and was ready to get back to what we were doing, but alas the mood was gone for her.
I don't do sodomy, so I guess I'd have to apologize for slipping into the wrong hole

 

[FatassDrip]

I'd wash my cock thoroughly.

 

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[Ash's Dildo]

Kill yourself, faggot

 

[Chemo]

My ex once shat on my balls while she was on top. I had quite the laugh, quickly showered and was ready to get back to what we were doing, but alas the mood was gone for her.
I don't do sodomy, so I guess I'd have to apologize for slipping into the wrong hole

What's your monthly alimony payment?

 

[VAIDS Victim]

Kill them, cremate the remains anonymously.

 

[SentinentCloud]

is the poop firm enough to not break on contact? (this information is important)

 

[Youthful Shannel]

I find it best to just softly hum Slow Hand by The Pointer Sisters.

 

[Yandere_Theory]

you would have to say in shock

"you have to be shitting me!"