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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

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Absolutely hilarious. You think Null found a girlfriend who is exactly like him in every way, hates all of his enemies as much as he does and finds Nulleque men to be super, seriously sexy?
Yes, people in relationships take on each other's opinions. Same as he took on her opinions on women and feminism. Of course his girlfriend is defensive of him and hates people who make fun of him, because insulting her mate choice is also an insult on her.

Again. lidl is a janny (pink triangle, less than two minutes, so... lidl sees cheeky back, talk, boom, triangle, that's a janny). Which female janny is it? Ofc, people without the ability to think critically....
Or she's dating a janny who jannies for her, like the head janny.
 
Yes, people in relationships take on each other's opinions. Same as he took on her opinions on women and feminism. Of course his girlfriend is defensive of him and hates people who make fun of him, because insulting her mate choice is also an insult on her.
Yes, true and honest femcels love to change their entire personality to suit men.
 
Yes, true and honest femcels love to change their entire personality to suit men.
We don't know what her personality was like before she met Null. Have you never dated anyone? Do you think people remain exactly the same as they were before entering into a relationship with someone else?

It's a weird point to make "She agrees with him on everything that means they aren't in a relationship" maybe that's why they are in a relationship?
 
There's a difference between sharing interests and sharing a personality.
I've never seen Lidl sperg out over China or flags or silver coins or any of that other shit Null is interested in. She seems to be into baking, make-up and hating men judging by her twitter likes. They have a lot of overlapping opinion like hating anime, trannies and homosexual men, but that doesn't mean they have exactly the same personality. You know that you have to have things in common and want the same things in life when you want to have a functional relationship, right?
 
Thinking null is in a physical relationship with anyone is equally schizo tbqhwy. There's no way he would be able to keep himself from bringing it up. We've seen how he flies off the handle every time he faces any kind of criticism and how he exaggerates his (meagre) computer touching accomplishments. I don't think he could hold his water being called a kissless incel if he was getting his hole on the reg.
 
Or she's dating a janny who jannies for her, like the head janny.
What is more likely? Some random radfem squitter bint (this is the concept, right?) is dating joshy, ooooorrrrrr... lidl is a janny sock (and statistically likely to be male). See?

If you want to ship, go ahead. Because that's all you are really doing, isn't it? Maybe a sad attempt to gay op some clout from the kwiffar?

I'll go over it one more time... It was two minutes MAX. That is "lidl" reading the sass, and then... hopping on the main janny account and slap a pink triangle. There is no time for messaging someone, then that person pressing the pink triangle button.

I've been through this with Gays. You are just like Gays. If something doesn't fit your shipping forecast, you get all dinny, case in point, Gays and The Russian Connection. Gays really didn't (still doesn't) have the smarts to understand what I was going on about (although it was a simple and obvious point). It's the same here. You really don't have intellectual capacity to understand what I'm going on about.

Btw, I studied The Right Pissant when I was in my teens. For context. Feel free to fantasize about the broom and some stuffed bra wymbymnist.
 
Thinking null is in a physical relationship with anyone is equally schizo tbqhwy. There's no way he would be able to keep himself from bringing it up. We've seen how he flies off the handle every time he faces any kind of criticism and how he exaggerates his (meagre) computer touching accomplishments. I don't think he could hold his water being called a kissless incel if he was getting his hole on the reg.
If he told people then she would immediately be attacked by all of the hundreds of people who hate him and probably leave, so the only way to keep her around is to not tell anyone about it. I do believe it's physical since she bakes birthday cake for him and he has been complaining about the covid vaccine for greencard applicants so I assume he is planning on bringing her with him back to the US. I don't think you can get a Greencard for someone you have never met.
 
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